The lolly is a phallic symbol. It was invented by man in his eternal quest to subjugate women and dominate them by teaching children the act of fellatio at a young age - especially female children. To have equality among people, we should eliminate such travesties of recreation. But lollies are too deply entrenched in our society for them to be removed without much harm. Therefore I propose to balance the situation by introducing a new type of lolly - it shall contain two sticks instead of one and to consume it, people must spread out the sticks and lick in between, symbolising cunnilingus.

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