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quote #3299 (score 50%)

<popeye> i get my best nwo ideas while on large doses of hallucenogens

<popeye> i was on dmt and literally pyramids with eyes were radiating out of the cbs evening news

quote #3298 (score 50%)

<popeye> dominos = nwo

<popeye> have you seen their ingredients list

<GaSSy> salt, grease

<popeye> its like gmo soybean oil and hydrogenated corn byproducts

<afed> fluoride

<popeye> plus i bet you could find something esoteric/satanic in their logo

<popeye> if you tried hard enough

<popeye> http://www.watblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dominos.gif

<popeye> okay ill give this a shot

<popeye> the first thing that comes to my mind is the divided blue and red blocks

<popeye> which to me symbolizes the false left-right paradigm

<popeye> the domino is of the number 3, an important nwo number

<popeye> there appers to be two dominos, the bottom one hiding the number, with the name "dominos pizza" over it

<popeye> showing that dominos

<popeye> is a front organization

<popeye> for eugenics

quote #3297 (score 50%)

<popeye> oprah is just a fat fear mongering faggot who preys on people's insecurities

<popeye> oh cool new alex jones show is on

quote #3296 (score 0%)

<blaze> ya I bought Lolita thinking itd make for good wank material

<blaze> I am sorly disappointed

<blaze> still going to jizz in the pages and return it

<afed> lolita has a section of blank pages in the back for that

quote #3295 (score 0%)

<afed> i think an organization is broken if the message "no, that's a stupid request" can't pass up the chain of command

<afed> whether a cop can't say that to his supervisor or if the director of the DEA can't say that to the president

<vxp> i think in most organizations you have a good chance of getting canned if you give lip to a superior

<afed> ok well how about this

<afed> my boss routinely requests stupid things

<afed> i simply don't do them

quote #3294 (score 0%)

<el_vez> Today marks the 90th anniversary of the ratification of the 19th Amendment which granted American women the right to vote

<GaSSy> day of mourning

quote #3292 (score 0%)

<devi> NIGERIANS ANCESTORS CAN BE TRACED BACK TO SCANDINAVIA AND THEY'RE NORDIC-LOOKING PEOPLE AND ONE OF MOST PROSPEROUS NATIONS ON EARTH, DO NOT BE FOOLED BY CIA-BIASED STATISTICS

quote #3290 (score 50%)

< stabby> people actually use knives

quote #3289 (score 50%)

<zapanig> UFO reporting center operator is on the radio right now

<zapanig> complaining

<zapanig> that 80% of the calls he gets are prank calls

<zapanig> lol

<zapanig> he's talking about trolls

<zapanig> but he doesn't know enough to call them trolls

<zapanig> it's like this thing that he is discovering

quote #3288 (score 50%)

<vxp> I love Independence Day, the part where Rick Moranis saves the world by uploading a virus into the alien macs is my favorite part

<afed> uh

quote #3287 (score 100%)

<abez> 22:25 < afed> Is there any way to legitimately get a date with Natalie Portman?  (self.AskReddit)

<abez> afed: haha that's so slashdot

<afed> srsly

<afed> i remember when i was in high school

<afed> i tried to approach the same problem logically

<afed> how can i legitimately get a date with jessica alba?

<afed> the two main possibilities were orchestrating a chance encounter and writing her a non-creepy letter asking her out

quote #3286 (score 50%)

<zapanig> did you buy some joints already rolled

<incog> just one, after winkie and his roommate were too stoned to roll for me

<zapanig> they are rolled nice but usu lame weed

<incog> fat as my thumb but it was mixed with tobacco replacement

<incog> (pencil shavings)

<incog> i gave about .5g to hzu on the last day because i was blazed and always get searched at the airport

<incog> i was searched and patted down four times, twice each way

<incog> then stopped by the popo at the bus station in bradford

quote #3285 (score 100%)

<popeye> did you know if you allow a horse to drink municipal water it gets sick and dies

<popeye> and its balls shrink too

quote #3284 (score 100%)

<abez> zybl0re: can you hand in slash fiction?

<abez> zybl0re: you could have a bardeen, shockley and brattain slash fiction story

<abez> zybl0re: how 3-somes gave them the idea for transistors

<zybl0re> okay so who had the smallest penis

<zybl0re> and was he able to control the other two with it

<zybl0re> o_O

<abez> are any of them italian?

<abez> or conversely, scottish?

<vxp> brattain

<abez> vxp: nice

<abez> brattain had the smallest penis

<zybl0re> that's where their names came form

<zybl0re> base

<zybl0re> collector

<zybl0re> emitter

<vxp> bottom

<vxp> catcher

<zybl0re> collected dicks

<vxp> emitter

<zybl0re> emitted jizz

quote #3283 (score 100%)

<zybl0re> I guess I better be movin on

<zybl0re> to the library

<vxp> zybl0re: so you can work on your paper about the transistor?

<zybl0re> vxp: urmom is a transistor

<abez> she's so DOPED UP

quote #3282 (score 100%)

<a43> abez is such a geek he gives his wife a perl necklace after sex

quote #3281 (score 100%)

<popeye> although since i worked the night shift i slept on the floor

<popeye> or i'd just "work from home"

<popeye> i was the only one in the building

<popeye> one time i stumbled out of the bathroom with shit sitll on my butt to answer the phone

<popeye> and logged into an hp-ux box

<popeye> which is fitting, really

quote #3280 (score 100%)

<popeye> i accidentally linked our dba a pic from 4chan of a girl from azumanga daioh being fucked by a dog

<popeye> nothing ever happend

<popeye> for all i know he fapped to it

<popeye> and another time someone came in to relieve me from my shift

<popeye> i had my browser minimized and i said "let me show you these graphs, cause they're important"

<popeye> and i opend the browser and the tab i was corrently on was of a drawing of a lizard girl with her tail up her butt

<popeye> and i just moved to the graph tab like nothing happend

<popeye> and proceeded to explain the data

<popeye> and he never said anything

<popeye> i didnt even clear my throat

quote #3279 (score 100%)

<zapanig> ww2 was the last just war

<abez> ww1 wasn't just

<abez> what was the last last just war

<zapanig> ww2 came after that

<abez> no I'm asking what was the just war prior to ww2

<zapanig> the War of northern Aggression

<abez> uhhh

<abez> I wouldn't call that just either

quote #3278 (score 100%)

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