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quote #3658 (score 50%)

<hex> there's actually a magazine for spergs

<hex> that's just sad

<incog> its called wired

quote #3656 (score 50%)

<incog> More than 1,000 UK government staff have been caught snooping on citizen data â including criminal records, social security, and medical records.

<stabby> lol uk

<mixdup> police state

<stabby> yup

<mixdup> god save the queen (or she'll have you beheaded)

<hex> the fascist regime

<incog> hey america, can we have some of our old jews back so we can blame them

<stabby> isnt it illegal to blame jews in the uk

<incog> i think 80% of my average day is illegal

<stabby> i think that is a low percentage

quote #3655 (score 50%)

<incog> games and tech companies fall and merge all the time, archives are the first to go

<incog> sold to pirvate collectors 

<incog> many of them get really fucking pissed off when we dump something they thought they had the only copy of

<incog> its worth it just for that

<incog> there are NES collectors who claim to have full sets, ignoring chinese and russian 3rd party pirate carts

<incog> then i found some unknown pal release of micromachines

<incog> legit

<incog> dumped it, released

<incog> none of them whould acknowledge it existed

<incog> as it means their set isnt complete

<incog> and never will, i gave it to a french friend for free

<incog> could have sold it for max bux

<incog> 10k easy to a rabid nes whore

<incog> fuck 'em

<incog> hoarding shitbags

<incog> all your carts will be dead in another 30 years

<incog> your batteries for the ram to save your games are already dead

<incog> you're gonna have to peel that precious sticker off to replace it

<incog> and that pains you more than losing a family member

quote #3654 (score 50%)

<popeye> i'll be walking down the street and some 8 year old girls will be playing hopscotch and ask me to join them, and instead of bringing them back to my empty apartment and tying them chest-to-chest with duct-tape and leaving them on the couch overnight ill just go home and masturbate to the idea of it

quote #3653 (score 50%)

<@afed> the law in its majestic equality forbids ugly and beautiful women alike from showing their tits in the streets

quote #3652 (score 50%)

<incog> i used to troll ceefax before i had bbs access on my amiga, count how many rows each published letter had, then engineer a letter so it spelt out a swear word vertically

quote #3651 (score 50%)

<incog> eating/drinking shouldnt be about pleasure, it serves its base function and then you ignore it

<snb> do you drive more pleasure out of shitting than eating?

<snb> derive*

<incog> opiate induced constipation

<incog> so no

quote #3650 (score 50%)

<incog> there is a new age store in town and i like to sit across the road from it to take a break and watch the chavs go into it thinking its a head shop

<incog> and then coming out 30 seconds later looking glum

quote #3649 (score 50%)

<incog> i am pro-technocracy, i dont mind the hard, cold logic of a computer

<Winkie> incog you are sentenced to death

<Winkie> for your inefficiency in life

<incog> ok with this

quote #3647 (score 50%)

<incog> i watched a docu on gaming history the other night

<incog> and it had a caption saying jobs wrote breakout

<incog> i spat at my new monitor

quote #3646 (score 50%)

<asm> aempirei: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Np99y5Kan4 NWS

<aempirei> what is NWS

<asm> not work safe

<aempirei> what is that

<aempirei> what is NSFW

<aempirei> concept doesnt compute

<aempirei> the only thing not safe for work apparently is ZIP files and EXE in emails

<aempirei> which can get you fired

<vxp> <aempirei> pick up more handy corporate networking tips in my latest book, How To Learn Networks Good In 24 Hours

<vxp> Tip 1: A typing wand attached to the chin instead of the forehead can prevent the career-limiting 'opiate-induced forward head slump'

<aempirei> dude

<aempirei> ive face planted into a flat screen

<aempirei> knocking it over off the desk before

quote #3645 (score 50%)

<avi> http://www.metafilter.com/115533/Google-and-Facebook-are-now-irrelevant nerds have no vision

<avi> article writeR: dummy

<avi> mefi comments: dumber

<Winkie> mefi readers: dumbest

quote #3644 (score 100%)

<Winkie> you still pay attention to lowtax?

<hex> he does say something funny once in a while

<hex> I'm not paying $10 for a forum account though

<hex> so I don't have direct access

<Winkie> i've bought two forum accounts and platinum or w/e on one

<stabby> goon

<Winkie> stabby: buying apple is the most goony thing you can do

<stabby> lies

<Winkie> stabby: a delusional belief of superiority in a small elite group that is in reality a large disparate group of non creative subservient types let in by a paywall

quote #3643 (score 100%)

<@sloth> vhost set

< FJD> thanks babe

< FJD> brb

-!- FJD [~lol@maxchats-36gbt4.fios.verizon.net] has quit [Quit: Yo cunt]

-!- FJD [~lol@pool-71-99-137-68.tampfl.fios.verizon.net] has joined #gnaa

quote #3642 (score 50%)

<jre> Ubuntu software centre, aka 3000 versions of Mahjong

quote #3641 (score 50%)

<mdl> lol

<mdl> there's a place near my train station called "hotel sound"

<mdl> and i lol every time i pass it

<dsp> what is sounding?

<dsp> oh god

<dsp> why did i google that

quote #3640 (score 100%)

<boxc4r> oh my god

<boxc4r> swimming first thing and then hiking several miles was not a good idea

<boxc4r> i need to rub soothing lotion between my legs, asscrack and butthole

quote #3639 (score 50%)

<tehdely> i care about rail as a public utility for moving people

<tehdely> freight is w/e

<tehdely> that's for the real spergs

<tehdely> the ones with the stopwatches and badges and overalls and suspenders and insufferable monotones

<tehdely> they love that shit

<tehdely> i'm just a communist

<tehdely> so give me my fuckin centrally-planned rail system already kthx

<mdl> not happening in your lifetime

<mdl> move to a real country

<tehdely> i've considered a few

<tehdely> belgium: advantages: gay marriage, fast trains, i already speak french.  disadvantages: grey, ugly, full of flemish people

<tehdely> sweden: advantages: gay marriage, social democracy.  disadvantages: swedes are stuck-up and quiet autists, and it's really cold

<tehdely> south africa: advantages: gay marriage, can take part in the world's largest experiment to end white privilege.  disadvantages: high likelihood of disease and/or death

quote #3638 (score 0%)

<bleep> lol, this guy in our office is going nuts because I told him that he fucked up his locking scheme for some threaded code

<bleep> he's now trying to prove me wrong

<bleep> this is awesome

<znutar> righteous indignation in the face of an error in a problem that gets intractably hard real quick is a lol character flaw

<lec> were you a dick about it and said 'lol u fucked it up' or did you just point the mistake out during a review and he lost it?

<lec> presentation has a lot to do with reception in my experience :p

<bleep> lec: I was actually pretty good about it

<bleep> he showed the code to a bunch of people and said "this doesn't work, shouldn't x86 guarantee ordering of events [some bullshit here]"

<bleep> And I replied with a detailled explanation of the problem, and why it didn't work as he expected

<bleep> I think that my mistake was reply-to-all

<lec> ah, fuck him then

<lec> other people may have learned from what you sent too

<bleep> I hope so

<bleep> w/e, he's still going apoplectic

<bleep> little does he know, I was tasked with doing a peer review of him

<lec> lol

<bleep> NOT LOOKING SO FAVORABLE RIGHT NOW

quote #3637 (score 100%)

<vxp> British Government To Grant Warrantless Trawl of Communications Data

<vxp> Posted by samzenpus on Sunday April 01, @11:20AM 

<vxp> i guess the april fool here is slashdot posted something while it was still news