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#1560

(81.69 / 71)

buttesnet #cockes

<incog> algebra is the only bra most of you will ever touch

#3831

(94.59 / 37)

#flashsupport

<mao> incog: of course i use rss
<mao> i use all the social networks too
<mao> because why nbot\
<a> even vk
<mao> a: ah yeah, unfortunately Jahar Tsarnaev did not respond to my friend request

#3807

(94.59 / 37)

18:59:57 < hex> tcl lmiot domestic terrorism
18:59:57 < Shaniqua>       __    __
18:59:57 < Shaniqua>      /..\ /| |'-.
18:59:57 < Shaniqua>     .\_O/ || |   |   OH WOW
18:59:57 < Shaniqua>  _ /  `._ \|_|_.-'  DOMESTIC TERRORISM
18:59:57 < Shaniqua> | /  \__.`=._) (_
18:59:57 < Shaniqua> |/ ._/  |"""""""""|  LET ME IN
18:59:57 < Shaniqua> |'.  `\ |         |   ON THIS
18:59:57 < Shaniqua> ;"""/ / |         |
18:59:57 < Shaniqua>  ) /_/| |.-------.|
18:59:57 < Shaniqua> '  `-`' "         "
19:22:11 -!- incog [king_kline@maxchats-a1ja9q.cable.virginmedia.com] has joined #flashsupport

#3846

(92.5 / 40)

#flashsupport

<popeye> poop on me
<incog> f u mudblood
<incog> i dont poop for free
<popeye> that sounds like a potential fanfic hermione scat humiliation fantasy
<popeye> Warnings: Defecation, Desperation, Farting, Pantypoop, Urination, Wetting
<popeye> Hermione is Bursting! by Poowrite Rated: Y [Reviews - 7]
<popeye> at least his pen name is very appropriate
<popeye> poowrite sounds like some kind of linux utility on sourceforge
<popeye> linux always has apps with names like "assbutt" "shitwanker" and "emacs"

#3828

(92.11 / 38)

< zybl0re> so
< zybl0re> today is provincial election day, but I just moved and have no paper proof that I live in my new place
< zybl0re> I'm going to disappoint facebook

#3847

(91.89 / 37)

#flashsupport

<@incog> Her tight brown-eye opened wide and a mass as thick as a cardboard tube
<@incog> nigga ive seen cardboard tubes of all sizes
<@incog> you are the worst poowriter ive ever seen
< popeye> yeah
< popeye> i could do better
< vxp> and probably have

#3829

(91.89 / 37)

<+incog> k, i think i found my music, there is a 200gb corrupted .png called dsafghbdgf (2).png
<+incog> tenner bet
<+incog> its a renamed 7z archive

#3842

(91.89 / 37)

#flashsupport

<popeye> Ask Slashdot: Supporting "Antique" Software?
<popeye> sure
<popeye> just install debian

#3834

(91.89 / 37)

#flashsupport

<Winkie> in the time it took me to go from page 640
<Winkie> to 641
<Winkie> of the freeper thread
<Winkie> it grew 5 pages in length
<Winkie> fuck
<vxp> good luck sisyphus
<Winkie> nice reference
<Winkie> gonna push dat boulder
<Winkie> i'd give you a mythical name too but i don't remember the one about the guy sniffing his own farts all day
<Winkie> knowing the greeks though i bet there fucking was one

#3818

(91.89 / 37)

#flashsupport

<snb> albany might as well be in massachusetts
<HunterX11> snb: i actually fly to albany to visit my dad in western MA yeah
<HunterX11> nobody in america seems to understand western MA is nowhere near boston
<snb> lol
<HunterX11> i tell them he's basically in vermont
<HunterX11> "oh wow is your dad okay i heard about boston?" what they that launched multiple ground detenations of h-bombs and theres a strong east wind?

#3811

(90 / 40)

#flashsupport

<ollipekka> excuse is there a list of hookers that accept buttcoins? also do the hookers mind if it's 155 degrees in my bedroombitmining datacenter because i am seriously going to die of heatstroke and id like to get the hooker over really quick before all these fucking things are worthless again

#3852

(91.67 / 36)

#flashsupport

<incog> the relationships ive had that were first online actually lasted the longest too now that i think about it
<hex> what site did you meet NI girl on
<incog> msn chat, she was an op
<incog> i was a troll
<zybl0re> can I make it any more obvious

#3849

(91.67 / 36)

#flashsupport

<incog> my first job was in retail and sorting out the ordering system
<incog> asda/wal*mart has a sat link in every store
<incog> there are also hidden timed jingles that the inform the workers to start other jobs, in the uk they would play ant & dec's lets get ready to rumble at 5pm
<incog> this informs floor staff to clear the shelves of empty boxes
<incog> so it looks cleaner for the tea time after work shoppers
<incog> btw, the ordering system is p whack, the terminals used are just bogstandard pc's w/ windows and some terminal emulation for the telxon shits
<incog> and due to thefts, shrinkage and non-scans you would see -1 inventory on junk
<incog> the system would just start ordering forever on a -1
<incog> so my job was to clean those -1's out
<hex> so you were a database constraint

#3844

(91.67 / 36)

#flashsupport

<zybl0re> I might get into the UAV biz
<zybl0re> for pipeline monitoring
<zybl0re> and bombing browns
<incog> by bombing browns you mean preemptive pipeline monitoring

#3810

(89.74 / 39)

#flashsupport

<ollipekka> looooooooooooooooooooooooool, my chinese friend has sent me videos of white people dancing with title "white people dancing"
<ollipekka> sending him links "chinese people saying r"

#3806

(89.74 / 39)

#flashsupport

<incog> sometimes i feel that in 20 years the american national anthem is going to be replaced by nyancat and voting booths will just have up and downvote buttons

#3805

(88.1 / 42)

#flashsupport

<incog> im eating my nephews easter eggs because i think hes spoiled

#3823

(91.43 / 35)

#flashsupport

<nop> [drudge] Woman Dies After Choking On Hot Dog At Wrigley Field... -> http://qqu.ca/a9aF
<nop> only honourable way to get out of a baseball game
<incog> how is that news
<incog> i mean sure, its a death
<incog> but shitloads die each day and choking is common
<incog> and as thats a large sports venue, it wont even be uncommon there
<incog> i bet with all idiot families they'll set up some fund
<incog> raising awareness of chewing

#3821

(91.43 / 35)

#flashsupport

<sherman> those fonts
<sherman> THOSE FUCKIN FONTS
<nop> DAT FONT
<sherman> im having really bad CDE flashbacks here
<nop> thx sun
<nop> also fuck cde
<sherman> crappy desktop environment
<sherman> with an 8 color framebuffer so only the frontmost window gets the colors, all the background ones switch to the foreground colors
<sherman> combined with activate on mouse hover = DISCO SUN
<nop> putting you on ignore sherman, you're just a repeat of the 90s
<sherman> wow rude

#3838

(89.47 / 38)

<@Meepsheep> im getting this terrible feeling that the girl im stalkign might be fat or something

#3850

(89.47 / 38)

#flashsupport

<gudrow2> I'm still undecided as to whether my boss' discovery of ted.com was good or horrible
<gudrow2> the horrible thing is that i generally have to sit through at least one ted video at every staff meeting
<gudrow2> the good thing is that the ted videos take the place of my having to listen to the other idiot dipshits work themselves into a lather

#3845

(89.47 / 38)

#flashsupport

<ScheisseGern> mao do you have "Life Coach"es in russia
<incog> they are called travel agents

#3837

(89.47 / 38)

#flashsupport

<nop> arrested development starts tomorrow and it will suck
<vxp> if only you'd been there to warn us when futurama series 6 arrived

#3835

(89.47 / 38)

<@infid3l[eMo]> i spent the last 1.5hrs tracking down this girl who gave me a handjob in a movie theatre 6yrs ago
<@infid3l[eMo]> i should probably open w/ an apology

#3822

(89.47 / 38)

#flashsupport

<wnk> Now the people making the choice are the ones wearing Glass, but whoever asked what the Glass sees for its permission to be monitored? And don't think for a second you're in control of the data from your own Glass. You're just a conduit for data collection.
<wnk> hahaha
<wnk> i can't even parsed this
<wnk> parse*

#3816

(89.47 / 38)

#flashsupport

<avi> man at ruby meetup I was not popular last night
<avi> with my bitcoin skepticism
<avi> whoooo boy

#3815

(89.47 / 38)

#flashsupport

<mdl> i feel so ashamed of having to write php that i open any tabs for php reference material in a private browsing window

#3814

(89.47 / 38)

#flashsupport

<incog> ive only had one manic episode in my life, i was walking to work and it started raining
<incog> so i started screaming at the sky to fight me
<incog> srsly like an hour of just shouting at the sky and swinging punches
<incog> how fucking dare it rain on me

#3812

(89.47 / 38)

GANGnet

<@brr> http://preev.com/
<@malcolm> stupid site
<@malcolm> looks like Apple iBitcoin
<@malcolm> i wish i was a bitcoin irl
<@malcolm> so i could send myself to u
<@malcolm>
<@malcolm>           m
<@malcolm>         m"#"m
<@malcolm>    #    #m#
<@malcolm>           #"#
<@malcolm>    #    "m#m"
<@malcolm>           #
<@malcolm>

#3854

(87.5 / 40)

#dongforce

<@û[EmO]> that's a good #ifihadglass
<@malcolm> rape in progress
<@malcolm> ... glass, record
<@flunitrazepam> im looking forward to the google glass vids
<@malcolm> what i would do
<@malcolm> is record really like
<@Andres> yes
<@malcolm> irl moments
<@malcolm> and stitch the clips together
<@malcolm> then market it
<@malcolm> as ambient tv

#3809

(89.19 / 37)

buttes #flashsupport

< Zaphod> lol
< snb> holy lol
< snb> github has gravatar integration
< Zaphod> yeah...?
< Zaphod> been like that for ages
< snb> went to file a bug on a public project, and realized that my gravatar was planes flying in to WTC

#3839

(89.19 / 37)

#flashsupport

<@incog> i was having mouse problems a while back, cursor moving on its own, so i farted around with it
<@incog> and noticed i had another wireless mouse connected
<@incog> grabbed it off the floor
<@incog> and a spider had been living under the gap as it was raised at one side
<@incog> and it moving had been moving my cursor

#3853

(87.18 / 39)

buttesnet #flashsupport

< incog> its also george orwell's 110th birthday, where is the doodle google
< teratoma> lol
< ScheisseGern> the doodle
< ScheisseGern> is the google logo

Comment: PRISMATIC!

#3840

(88.89 / 36)

#flashsupport

<incog> i have a few jammers, one i always carry around with me as its also a tiny universal remote
<incog> the one i carry with me is smaller than a cc, only has 7 buttons but full functionality and runs off a coin battery
<incog> its decent for fucking around with the tv's in pubs/bars
<incog> and in hotels as they rent out the remotes at extra cost and the tv's dont have external buttons
<looc> did not read
<incog> i dont require you to
<looc> did not imply you did
<vxp> i read it all
<looc> he didnt require you to
<vxp> did not imply he did
<looc> did not imply that you implied anything of the sort
<vxp> ^^^ not reading this
<looc> did not require you to

#3833

(88.89 / 36)

< vxp> watching the 1st episode of Maron, plot appears to be 'Marc Maron drives to a D&D game to confront someone who talked shit about him on twitter'

#3832

(88.89 / 36)

#flashsupport

<incog> wanna make some money out of cybercrime? sell some new stock images of hands on a darkened keyboard

#3826

(88.89 / 36)

#flashsupport

<dubz> my friend killed himself last year directly after an argument with his girlfriend
<dubz> hung himself in their bathroom
<dubz> didn't go to his funeral because of that, fuck that mindgame shit
<a> that's p lol
<dubz> 'haha bitch told u'
<incog> totally got the last word in
<dubz> ikr
<a> you guys suicide ideate p hard
<a> it's almost a hobby
<dubz> a: are you saying you don't wish everyday for the embrace of deaht

#3825

(88.89 / 36)

#flashsupport

<vxp> GS Elevator Gossip @GSElevator 10 Apr
<vxp> #1: I'm pro gun. But that doesn't mean I want my Glock to have more rights than my gay friend Geoff.
<vxp> GS Elevator Gossip @GSElevator 17 Apr
<vxp> #1: George Bush spent 8 years putting a giant 'Kick Me' sign on Americas back, yet people blame Obama. #2: Do you work here?
<vxp> gs is hiring liberals now?
<vxp> i blame george soros
<HunterX11> Republican myth: George Soros masterminds nefarious liberal conspiracies
<HunterX11> Marxian truth: George Soros masterminds nefarious liberal conspiracies

#3843

(86.84 / 38)

#degenerates

<@Meepsheep> im still searching for a new girl to stalk
<@Meepsheep> well i have one irl
<@Meepsheep> but im not sure im that into her
<@Pee> lol
<@Pee> oti > irl obviously
<@Meepsheep> p much
<@Pee> 2d > 3d
<@Pee> obviously
<@Meepsheep> why cant i just
<@Meepsheep> meet a nice otaku girl irl

#3848

(86.84 / 38)

#flashsupport

< popeye> i remember when i visited my brother and him and all his roommates were talking about how "hot" hermione had gotten in the movies (this was around
the 5th movie)
< popeye> and i got this nervous look when they asked me
< popeye> cause my real answer was i thought she was hotter in the first 2 movies

#3830

(86.84 / 38)

#flashsupport

<popeye> i can rest easy that my yordle fetish isnt really all that bad
<popeye> at least i dont stick a metal rod through my dick and stick it in a tube with wasps
<incog> casual

#3817

(86.49 / 37)

#flashsupport

<popeye> oh man this is going to be a good yordle pic once i color it

#3813

(86.49 / 37)

#flashsupport

<hex> im hitting random on lolqdb because i dont want to clean up the build room after myself

#3819

(86.49 / 37)

#flashsupport

<mdl> lgbt? that's my favorite kind of sandwich!
<Murdox> mdl: why would you eat gay bacon in a sandwich
<incog> to piss off muslims
<mdl> the aids gives it flavor and punch
<incog> in college during eid, i would order bacon sarnies for the class
<incog> and munch down
<incog> even though i dislike it
<incog> 80% of the class were muslim

#3820

(88.24 / 34)

#flashsupport

<incog> im hungover and cant stop yawning, the sun was out for its annual visit to the uk yesterday
<incog> so i sat on my lawn downing lager
<incog> and now i feel like somebody has filled my mouth with pva glue and kicked me in the back of the head

#3808

(84.62 / 39)

#flashsupport

<avi> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7osKTdBlBsA#at=22
<zybl0re> hi avi
<zybl0re> lol
<zybl0re> people ask me where I find the shit I see on the internet
<hex> tell them reddit
<zybl0re> it all comes from here
<hex> tell them reddit
<zybl0re> but where do you people find this stuff
<hex> tell them reddit
<zybl0re> no they'd probs see through that
<hex> thats exactly
<hex> why you sohuld
<hex> *tell ppl
<hex> you saw this
<hex> on reddit

#3836

(86.11 / 36)

#flashsupport

<incog> Ngâs brain watched YouTube videos for a week and taught itself which ones were about cats.
<incog> the first AI w/ toxoplasmosis

#747

(75.41 / 61)

buttes #cockes

<mikael> <@zeba> Hello how do you explain that 50% of the Population earns less than or equal to the Median salary!
<mikael> <@zeba> in the USA
<mikael> <@hello> zeba: because not everybody is capable of success? not everyone wants to be rich?
<mikael> <@hello> some people cheat on their taxes and don't report what they're actually earning?
<hello> guh
<hello> i still don't get what is funny about that -_-

#467

(84.21 / 38)

<Winkie> you know what would be the coolest and most useful product ever for people like me
<phubuh> a male realdoll

#3851

(83.78 / 37)

#flashsupport

<Winkie> but i actually pronounce letters in words
<Winkie> so northern people think i'm from the south

#3827

(83.78 / 37)

#flashsupport

< hex> oh wow im almost ready to cry
< hex> this perl script someone else wrote
< hex> is actually perl
< hex> and not disguised bash
< hex> and it doesnt even rm -rf random shit based on a regexp that may or may not be empty
< hex> i think i found a soulmate
< jakk> u focken gay
< ryan> hex:
< ryan> github.com/bloocoin/
< ryan> u can cry now
< hex> should have thought of it first
< hex> make up a new cryptocurrency in which you have a starting pool of 1488 billion and then spam it on irc and other reddits
< ryan> im the only one with a gpu miner
< ryan> :>
< HunterX11> in the future cryptocurrencies will be used to buy things
< HunterX11> i dont mean BTC i mean entire cryptocurrency schemes will be single units
< HunterX11> so like a burger will cost Bitcoin + Litecoin + Feathercoin

#871

(78.72 / 47)

buttes #cockes

<moira_> you filthy pre-vert
<moira_> GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER
<incog> yeah, thats moiras gutter
<incog> he has to sleep there

#2078

(85.29 / 34)

buttes #cockes

<incog> http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=cms.goto&_i=fc1ac4c8-90ef-4ba3-a72a-f5d509860d2e&_u=http%3a%2f%2f%6c%6f%6c.%6f%6e.%6e%69%6d%70.%6f%72%67
<rolloffle> lastmeasure fails it
<Gudrow> that one failed so hard i had to manually open a million firefox windows and sit at my desk shouting "hey i'm looking at gay porn"

#87

(92 / 25)

Evolnet

<tirel> what the fuck how can anyone be a roadgeek
<tirel> roads are fucking uninteresting
<m_a_d> tirel, I'LL TELL YOU: CIVIL ENGINEERS
<qwaniton> misc.transport.road is filled with three kinds of people
<qwaniton> normal people
<qwaniton> civvies
<qwaniton> and obsessive autistics

#3841

(83.33 / 36)

#flashsupport

<incog> the more i read and watch the more i think that out of all the exabytes of internet content, the good stuff could fit on just one dvd

#3824

(83.33 / 36)

#flashsupport

<wnk> http://www.alternet.org/drugs/why-cops-bust-down-doors-medical-pot-growers-ignore-men-who-keep-naked-girls-leashes
<wnk> i didn't bother clicking on this when i saw it
<wnk> but the obvious answer that strikes me is 'they have their address'
<incog> also weed dealing is slightly more common
<incog> than kidnapped sex slaves
<wnk> incog: that's what always amuses me
<wnk> about headlines
<wnk> 'BABIES ARE BEING BEATEN TO DEATH BUT THE MET CAN SPARE MONEY TO RAID TORY MPS'
<wnk> literal sun headline or fucking close to it
<popeye> isnt that the same rhetoric that atheists use
<popeye> "god helped you find your car keys but he is too busy to stop kids from being molested in africa"
<wnk> popeye: right but the difference is that god is apparently omnipresent and omnipotent
<wnk> my argument is that the police don't know of the crimes, or they would stop them
<wnk> that falls away when your character 'knows everything ever'
<popeye> but to nwo-ists the state is godlike
<popeye> so anything is automatically the states fault
<wnk> popeye: right but these people are just as broken as you
<popeye> how am i broken
<popeye> other than i live in a utility shed in my moms house and draw midget porn all day

#23

(70.77 / 65)

Evolnet #gnaa

<rolloffle> my bot just said "a butt lmao" in 646 efnet channels

#645

(78.38 / 37)

buttes #cockes

<@zeba> Hello how do you explain that 50% of the Population earns less than or equal to the Median salary!
<@zeba> in the USA
<@hello> zeba: because not everybody is capable of success? not everyone wants to be rich?
<@hello> some people cheat on their taxes and don't report what they're actually earning?

#1782

(72.92 / 48)

<@hello> hi darren
<@darren> o sup hello
<@hello> i am going to a party with MY GIRLFRIEND tomorrow :-)
<@darren> has she gaza stripped for you yet
<@hello> she is gonna violate some muslim laws or smthn lol
<@sam> she told him she must kuwait to have sex until she is married
<@darren> i'd dubai that for a dollar
<@hello> she has a big iraq
<@hello> when i saw it i was like "oman"
<@sam> i know, iran into it accidentally
<@darren> oman i'd like to see that
<@darren> im gonna chop ur hands off for that hello
<@hello> darren i'd qatar you open
<@sam> darren pakis a mean punch
<@engimo> man the store is all out of saudi arabia
<@engimo> last night my mom united arab emerates you know
<@darren> no u(ae)

#418

(79.41 / 34)

<jnz>      ______
<jnz>   .-"      "-.   RicKy'Z D00M TooL 32-biTS versi0n
<jnz>  /            \
<jnz> |              | [ ] PinG FLuD
<jnz> |,  .-.  .-.  ,| [ ] PiNg of DooM
<jnz> | )(_o/  \o_)( | [ ] PiNg of mODeRaTe RisK
<jnz> |/     /\     \| [ ] Exit
<jnz> (_     ^^     _)
<jnz>  \  |""""""|  /
<jnz>   |-\I""""I/-|
<jnz>   \          /

#85

(84.62 / 26)

Evolnet

<Ich> i love goatsing AOLers
<Ich> it's like rape
<Ich> you're taking away an innocense
<Ich> that will never come back

#79

(84.62 / 26)

Evolnet

<DiKKy> BASH.ORG IS FOR FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER BITCHES WITH NO LIFE AND EATS COMMUNIST FRIES ALL DAY WITH 12 CHILDREN LIVING ON WELFARE ONLY THEY THINK BASH.ORG IS WORTH THE KB'S ITS WRITTEN ON

#118

(89.47 / 20)

Evolnet

<The_Mystic_F> Myself and a friend had a great python program that went through all the .c, .cpp and .py and inserted random and really annoying errors along with replacing or deleting functions
<The_Mystic_F> during testing it pwn3d itself

#988

(78.79 / 33)

buttes #cockes

<Kalle> huh I am your typical asthma-wheezing allergic boy with glasses
<Kalle> I am piggy from lord of the flies
<fi> SUCKS TO YER ASS-PERGS

#17

(75 / 40)

Evolnet

<h3n> you can get high from the niacin if you stuff enough bananas into your large intestine.
<h3n> knowing is half the battle

#57

(84 / 25)

Evolnet

--- rolloffle is now known as Netcraft
--- James is now known as rolloffle
--- Netcraft is now known as DiKKy
--- DiKKy is now known as roIIoffle
--- tirel is now known as DiKKy
--- roIIoffle is now known as tirel

#18

(72.73 / 44)

Evolnet

<r0bin> For a moment, I wondered if abusing my children in this way, was moral, or how my wife really feels after years of me not wanting to perform our marital duties. As Ryan undid my trousers and pulled out my semi-erect penis, those thoughts vanished from my mind.
<h3n> spoiler alert

#1696

(75.68 / 37)

buttesnet #cockes

<rolloffle> When I was around six or so, my mother asked me to clean up my bedroom. I complained, and she pointed out matter-of-factly that she would not, on any terms clean it for me saying that she wasn't my slave.
<rolloffle> Well, in my infinite six year old wisdom, I said, "But black people used to be slaves, so you might as well clean it for me."
<rolloffle> Wrong thing to say, I think I made my mother cry. (She's Jamaican while I'm half black, half white).
<darren> wait is this a copy and paste or a true slice of your mulatto life

#682

(75.68 / 37)

buttes #cockes

<dsp> Girl you must be a NES because I always have to blow the dust out of your slot before I can play.

#96

(83.33 / 24)

Evolnet

<rolloffle> I'd swear that "cute" on 4chan is a euphemism for "kiddie porn".

#71

(80.77 / 27)

Evolnet

<lysol> hmmmmm
<lysol> my reputation precedes me
<lysol> I joined undernet #freebsd
<lysol> <lysol> hello
<lysol> <@ott> no.
<lysol> 10:02 -!- mode/#freebsd [+b *!*@*wilwheaton.org] by ott
<lysol> 10:02 -!- lysol was kicked from #FreeBSD by JesusBSD [Banned]

#2340

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NiggerNet #GNAA

<l0de> vxp your constant abuse is doing a pretty good job of getting rid of channel users

#509

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<@ScheisseGern> god i hate PCs
<@ScheisseGern> why can't everything be a mac
<@simon> because then there'd be no one left to reproduce

#1429

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<@sma> <octalc0de> i can't even get derunk and be happy anymore
<@sma> ...
<@sma> he has been drinking for what, a month?
<mikael> octalc0de's a child prodigy even at advanced topics like descending into alcoholism

#2765

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buttesnet #cockes

<@Al> who goes around with 10lbs of impacted fecal matter lodged in their colon and doesn't see a doctor about it
-!- sam_ [sam@jew-1819D201.knz.ord.sparkplugbb.net] has joined #cockes

#58

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Evolnet

<rolloffle> you realise that two of those "cat" statements are redundant?
<rolloffle> <Rucas> cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
<rolloffle> <Rucas> cat list | grep nice >giftlist
<Rucas> umm how the fuck are they redundant it goes with the fucking song dumbass
<rolloffle> no Rucas, dumbass
<rolloffle> those pipeline would be better written as:
<rolloffle> grep naughty list > nogiftlist
<rolloffle> grep nice list > giftlist
<Pi> yeah
<g0sp-hell> rolloffle: I'm going to kill you.
<rolloffle> invoking cat wastes a process.
<g0sp-hell> Not only is ONE person turning a christmas carol into a fucking linux program, SOMEONE ELSE is fucking correcting the code.
<rolloffle> some of us use ulimit -u, ya know ;-)
<Rucas> IT WAS IN A FORTUNE G0SP YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD
<g0sp-hell> Rucas: Okay, so you're pasting it but rolloffle is correcting the code.
<Pi> SHUT UP
<Pi> I"M OGING TO KLINE BOTH OF YOU
<Pi> FOR BEING IMPOTENT TWATS

#1608

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buttesnet #cockes

<kalleboo> In its earlier days, Something Awful targeted much of its humor at the world of computer gaming, poking fun at industry personalities like John Romero [14] and Derek Smart [15]. Though the focus of the site's content has since changed to reflect an expanding reader base, gaming continues to be a popular activity in the community.
<sam> "expanding" reader base
<sam> that's one way to put it

#1499

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buttesnet #cockes

<Al> The latest Sacramento resident to be questioned by federal agents in possible threats against President Bush is a 14-year-old girl with a heart on her backpack and braces on her teeth
<Gudrow> AND MURDER IN HER SOUL

#26

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Evolnet

<h3n> pi: i've been sitting here in front of my computer running a ruby program waiting 15 minutes for it to complete a sort
<rolloffle> h3n: python is slow, you should use C
<rolloffle> failing that, assembler.
<penisbird> or PERL
<rolloffle> RUBY > PERL
<rolloffle> OH WAIT IN PERL THAT'S THE WRONG OPERATOR

#12

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Evolnet

<PoRfAaaAaA> fdx
<PoRfAaaAaA> axo que usava
<SAMSQUANTCH> PORFA SPEAK ENGLISH PLASE THIS IS AMERICA
<PoRfAaaAaA> AHHHAHAHA
<SAMSQUANTCH> 1) THIS IS THE OFFICIAL IRC CHANNEL FOR THE GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA
<SAMSQUANTCH> 2) EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE INTERNET IS AMERICAN SOIL
<SAMSQUANTCH> IN FACT, EVERY COMPUTER THAT IS CONNECTED SOME HOW TO THE INTERNET HAS A 4 FOOT RADIUS THAT IS A MINIATURE US EMBASSY

#25

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Evolnet

<h3n> DIKKY WHERE ARE YOU GOING LOL
<DiKKy> h3n: IM GOING TO SHOOT WITH MY COOL AIRSOFT GUN LOL
<h3n> dikky: do you live in a horrible place where real guns are outlawed?
<DiKKy> UH
<DiKKy> ALMOST
<DiKKy> LOL
<DiKKy> IT WOULD BE .. NOT GOOD TO SHOOT OTHER PEOPLE WITH REAL GUN
<DiKKy> BECAUSE
<DiKKy> THEN WE COULDNT PLAY THAT OFTEN

#97

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Evolnet #gnaa

<BSD> <3 50 SMILIES THATS LIKE CRAPFLOODING YOUR POST
<BSD> GOOD ONE
<rolloffle> LOL @ USING CTRL-C CTRL-V TO PASTE IN JILLIONS OF SMILEYS
<BSD> ROLLOFFLE THATS LIKE SMILEY POST FLOOD 2.0
<rolloffle> hahaha
<BSD> CHANGELOG
<BSD> 1.0 - CLICKED LOTS OF TIMES
<BSD> 2.0 - CTRL-C AND A LOT OF HOLDING DOWN CTRL-V
<BSD> 3.0 - WROTE A PYTHON SCRIPT
<BSD> 4.0 - CHANGED PYTHON SCRIPT SO THAT INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY POSTING IT JUST INTERFACES WITH FIREBIRD AND PASTES INTO THE TEXTBOX IN THE WINDOW

#86

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Evolnet

<m_a_d> guys, is living on campus solely for the high bandwidth connection worth it?

#69

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Evolnet

<l0de> When are those lazy fucking terrorists gonna get off their asses and blow some shit up?
<l0de> I'm getting bored.

#59

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Evolnet

<AlexDeLarge> LOL
<AlexDeLarge> 12:37:***: You are now known as sublimer
<AlexDeLarge> 3:06:subbie1: off my nick thanks
<lysol> haha
<lysol> tell him to eat a dick
<AlexDeLarge> 3:19:subbie1: thats my nick :) been using it for 8 years now..
<lysol> tell him it's about time he got a new one

#95

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Evolnet

<m_a_d> WE SHOULD CRAPFLOOD SOME RICERS
<KiSSy> YOU MEAN GENTOO USERS?
<m_a_d> YES

#78

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Evolnet #gnaa

<Aunt_Jemima> oh fuck. pc just crashed. says its shutting down in 30 seconds
<Pi> Aunt_Jemima: wormed
<Aunt_Jemima> probably
<Aunt_Jemima> what worm
<Pi> Aunt_Jemima: quick
<-- Aunt_Jemima has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Pi> run shutdown -a
<rolloffle> too late

#1605

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buttesnet #cockes

<incog> wow... i am stunned by my own brilliance... i just took out a plane with an un-guided air-to-sea missle
<incog> and it was nowhere near any water
<Winkie> been done
<Winkie> hell planes have taken out helicopters with bombs before
<Zaphod> that's nothing, one time I took out a couple of 747s with a pair of buildings

#61

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Evolnet

<rkz> futurma should have nick bergs head in one of those jars

#2267

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<@kfx> < OW! MY CURRENCY! >
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<@kfx>  |   \    |    |       |       |     \_-~    /`~___--\
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<@kfx>                           `~'

#89

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Evolnet

<Ich> l0de: http://www.texasdex.com/adexter/Offspring_-_Kill_the_president.mp3
<Ich> i'll ask everyone to *not* download from that
<Ich> only l0de
<Ich> because my uprates max out at 128 kb
<Ich> so you'll get 16 kB/s
<DiKKy> LOLLERS
<DiKKy> IM STARTING 5 WGETS NOW

#2238

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buttes #cockes

<Kalle> I wrote "dead niggers" in a poker chat by accident and now I have to apologize to a bunch of people through mail or they will freeze my account

#1274

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buttes #cockes

<popeye> rolloffle you barely pass the turing test
<rolloffle> Popeye: Oh, I barely pass the turing test.

#60

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Evolnet

<Dessimat0r> can anyone here get me the full version of Sneech and Scorched Tanks?
<Dessimat0r> for the Amiga
<tirel> no
<rolloffle> no

#1051

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buttes #cockes

<eam> in california we have rolling blackouts where we literally roll the blacks out of our neighborhoods

#9

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Evolnet

<rolloffle> don't threaten me, vman! plz! I'm sorry!
<vDIZZILE> i have pictures of myself in a klan outfit
<vDIZZILE> i'll see if i can find them for u rolloffle :(
<rolloffle> link plz.
<bare> plz send
<bare> plz send
<vDIZZILE> scare the black back into u
<vDIZZILE> it was for a highschool project i gotta search around and see if i still have em
<vDIZZILE> we were making a anti-racism video and i was akkk guy :(
<vDIZZILE> i hit niggers in the head with 2x4's

#1552

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buttesnet #cockes

<@incog> BELL CURVE
<@hello> i doubt incog knows what a bell curve is
<@hello> lol
<@hello> fucking white trash
<@LOLFED> <@zeba> Hello how do you explain that 50% of the Population earns less than or equal to the Median salary!
<@LOLFED> <@zeba> in the USA
<@LOLFED> <@hello> zeba: because not everybody is capable of success? not everyone wants to be rich?
<@LOLFED> <@hello> some people cheat on their taxes and don't report what they're actually earning?
<@mikael> #1 best irc quote
<@hello> that is doctored
<@dsp> that's a stupid quote
<@dsp> hello has a point
<@hello> dsp: thank you
<@dsp> i don't get why it's funny
<@hello> i know
<@zeba> are you guys trying to beat the previous record?
<@dsp> HAHA YHBT
<@hello> what
<@puntme> yhl hand
<@hello> that quote still isn't funny ?:(

Comment: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Median

#776

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buttes #cockes

<kalleboo> i cannot participate in buttesian movie night because it's in the middle of the fucking night on a a work night
<mroach> zeba: why don't we do it on saturday
<zeba> cause I might have a life
<mroach> oh
<mroach> friday?

#22

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Evolnet

<Ich> http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/elfbang.jpg
<rolloffle> "elfbang.jpg"
<Ich> yeah
<KiSSy> LOL I HAD TO CLICK IT
<h3n> it didn't get past my photoshopped elf sex irc firewall.
<Ich> too bad
<KiSSy> THAT'S THE MOST HOMOSEXUAL THING I'VE SEEN IN ABOUT
<KiSSy> FIVE MINUTES

#2037

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buttes #cockes

<a43> lots of nazis in chile I hear
<a43> (srsly)
<Gudrow> maybe that's why chile gives me gas
<Gudrow> L-O-L

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