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(77.36 / 53)
buttes #cockes
<mikael> <@abez> Hello how do you explain that 50% of the Population earns less than or equal to the Median salary!
<mikael> <@abez> in the USA
<mikael> <@hello> abez: because not everybody is capable of success? not everyone wants to be rich?
<mikael> <@hello> some people cheat on their taxes and don't report what they're actually earning?
<hello> guh
<hello> i still don't get what is funny about that -_-
(82.05 / 39)
buttes #cockes
<moira_> you filthy pre-vert
<moira_> GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER
<incog> yeah, thats moiras gutter
<incog> he has to sleep there
(85.19 / 27)
<Winkie> you know what would be the coolest and most useful product ever for people like me
<phubuh> a male realdoll
(87.5 / 24)
buttes #cockes
<incog> http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=cms.goto&_i=fc1ac4c8-90ef-4ba3-a72a-f5d509860d2e&_u=http%3a%2f%2f%6c%6f%6c.%6f%6e.%6e%69%6d%70.%6f%72%67
<rolloffle> lastmeasure fails it
<Gudrow> that one failed so hard i had to manually open a million firefox windows and sit at my desk shouting "hey i'm looking at gay porn"
(84.62 / 26)
<@ScheisseGern> god i hate PCs
<@ScheisseGern> why can't everything be a mac
<@simon> because then there'd be no one left to reproduce
(82.14 / 28)
buttes #cockes
<@abez> Hello how do you explain that 50% of the Population earns less than or equal to the Median salary!
<@abez> in the USA
<@hello> abez: because not everybody is capable of success? not everyone wants to be rich?
<@hello> some people cheat on their taxes and don't report what they're actually earning?
(80 / 30)
buttes #cockes
<eam> in california we have rolling blackouts where we literally roll the blacks out of our neighborhoods
(74.36 / 39)
<@hello> hi darren
<@darren> o sup hello
<@hello> i am going to a party with MY GIRLFRIEND tomorrow :-)
<@darren> has she gaza stripped for you yet
<@hello> she is gonna violate some muslim laws or smthn lol
<@sam> she told him she must kuwait to have sex until she is married
<@darren> i'd dubai that for a dollar
<@hello> she has a big iraq
<@hello> when i saw it i was like "oman"
<@sam> i know, iran into it accidentally
<@darren> oman i'd like to see that
<@darren> im gonna chop ur hands off for that hello
<@hello> darren i'd qatar you open
<@sam> darren pakis a mean punch
<@engimo> man the store is all out of saudi arabia
<@engimo> last night my mom united arab emerates you know
<@darren> no u(ae)
(83.33 / 24)
<jnz> ______
<jnz> .-" "-. RicKy'Z D00M TooL 32-biTS versi0n
<jnz> / \
<jnz> | | [ ] PinG FLuD
<jnz> |, .-. .-. ,| [ ] PiNg of DooM
<jnz> | )(_o/ \o_)( | [ ] PiNg of mODeRaTe RisK
<jnz> |/ /\ \| [ ] Exit
<jnz> (_ ^^ _)
<jnz> \ |""""""| /
<jnz> |-\I""""I/-|
<jnz> \ /
(93.33 / 15)
buttesnet #onebutan
<@sam> i want enough money to buy a bmw, move in with my mom and unfollow all my internet friends on twitter
Comment: lol mroach
(85.71 / 21)
buttesnet #cockes
<@Al> who goes around with 10lbs of impacted fecal matter lodged in their colon and doesn't see a doctor about it
-!- sam_ [sam@jew-1819D201.knz.ord.sparkplugbb.net] has joined #cockes
(85.71 / 21)
<@kfx> < OW! MY CURRENCY! >
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<@kfx> / | |~~~~~~~~| \ \ | | '~\ |_____,|~,-'
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<@kfx> | | ~~~|~~| | ~~\ / `-' |`~ |~_____{/
<@kfx> | | | '---------, \----| | | ,' ~/~\,|`
<@kfx> ', | | |~~~~~~~| \ | ,'~~\ / |
<@kfx> | \ | | | | \_-~ /`~___--\
<@kfx> ', \ ,-----|-------+-------'_____/__----~~/ /
<@kfx> '_ '\| | |~~~| | | _/-,~~-,/
<@kfx> \ | | | |_ | /~~|~~\ \,/
<@kfx> ~~~-' | | `~~~\___| | | /
<@kfx> '-,_ | _____| | / | ,-'---~\_
<@kfx> `~'~ \ | `--,~~~~-~~,
<@kfx> \/~\ /~~~`---` | \
<@kfx> \ / \ |
<@kfx> \ | '\'
<@kfx> `~'
(88.89 / 18)
buttesnet #cockes
<sam> tcl embed [moiracam4] [ncock 3] 2 2
<Shaniqua> / ___
<Shaniqua> _ / / - -
<Shaniqua> /\) \ C >
<Shaniqua> / / _)' _( .' ,
<Shaniqua> / / __/ |_/ " *. o
<Shaniqua> / / /` \_\ \/ %`= '_ .
<Shaniqua> ( Y) / ) \/| .^',*. ,
<Shaniqua> "" /' /- o/ - " % '_
<sam> tcl embed [flip [moiracam4]] [ncock 3] 2 2
<Shaniqua> ___ \
<Shaniqua> _ - - \ \
<Shaniqua> /\) < C /
<Shaniqua> / / , '. )_ '(_
<Shaniqua> / /o .* " \_| \__
<Shaniqua> . / / ='% \/ /_/ '\
<Shaniqua> ,( Y)'^. |\/ ( \
<Shaniqua> _ "" " - \o -\ '\
<sam> tcl embed [flip [moiracam4]] [ncock 3] 5 3
<Shaniqua> ___ \
<Shaniqua> - - \ \
<Shaniqua> _ < C /
<Shaniqua> /\). )_ '(_
<Shaniqua> / / " \_| \__
<Shaniqua> . _ / / \/ /_/ '\
<Shaniqua> , .* / / |\/ ( \
<Shaniqua> _' %( Y) \o -\ '\
<puntme> lol
<sam> tcl embed [flip [moiracam4]] [ncock 3] 6 3
<Shaniqua> ___ \
<Shaniqua> - - \ \
<Shaniqua> _ < C /
<Shaniqua> /\) )_ '(_
<Shaniqua> / /" \_| \__
<Shaniqua> . _' / / \/ /_/ '\
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<Shaniqua> _' % ( Y) \o -\ '\
(77.42 / 31)
buttes #cockes
<dsp> Girl you must be a NES because I always have to blow the dust out of your slot before I can play.
(82.61 / 23)
buttesnet #cockes
<Kalle> today my therapist and I went out. I touched like every rail and pole for a long walk and then we went into hospital area with sickie sickie sickies and then into a crowded store in the hospital area where we bought an apple which I ate without washing my hands first. it was terrible
<friggy> Kalle: hahah what is that from
<Kalle> >:(
(78.57 / 28)
NiggerNet #GNAA
<l0de> vxp your constant abuse is doing a pretty good job of getting rid of channel users
(78.57 / 28)
buttesnet #cockes
<Al> The latest Sacramento resident to be questioned by federal agents in possible threats against President Bush is a 14-year-old girl with a heart on her backpack and braces on her teeth
<Gudrow> AND MURDER IN HER SOUL
(76.67 / 30)
buttesnet #cockes
<rolloffle> When I was around six or so, my mother asked me to clean up my bedroom. I complained, and she pointed out matter-of-factly that she would not, on any terms clean it for me saying that she wasn't my slave.
<rolloffle> Well, in my infinite six year old wisdom, I said, "But black people used to be slaves, so you might as well clean it for me."
<rolloffle> Wrong thing to say, I think I made my mother cry. (She's Jamaican while I'm half black, half white).
<darren> wait is this a copy and paste or a true slice of your mulatto life
(80 / 25)
buttesnet #cockes
<incog> wow... i am stunned by my own brilliance... i just took out a plane with an un-guided air-to-sea missle
<incog> and it was nowhere near any water
<Winkie> been done
<Winkie> hell planes have taken out helicopters with bombs before
<Zaphod> that's nothing, one time I took out a couple of 747s with a pair of buildings
(80 / 25)
buttes #cockes
<Kalle> huh I am your typical asthma-wheezing allergic boy with glasses
<Kalle> I am piggy from lord of the flies
<fi> SUCKS TO YER ASS-PERGS
(80 / 25)
<@sma> <octalc0de> i can't even get derunk and be happy anymore
<@sma> ...
<@sma> he has been drinking for what, a month?
<mikael> octalc0de's a child prodigy even at advanced topics like descending into alcoholism
(81.82 / 22)
trufflemongers
<incog> there was a dumb rumour the other week about dikky killing himself
<incog> and i kept imagining his headstone being in all caps
(81.82 / 22)
buttes #cockes
<Kalle> I wrote "dead niggers" in a poker chat by accident and now I have to apologize to a bunch of people through mail or they will freeze my account
(81.82 / 22)
buttesnet #cockes
<@incog> BELL CURVE
<@hello> i doubt incog knows what a bell curve is
<@hello> lol
<@hello> fucking white trash
<@LOLFED> <@abez> Hello how do you explain that 50% of the Population earns less than or equal to the Median salary!
<@LOLFED> <@abez> in the USA
<@LOLFED> <@hello> abez: because not everybody is capable of success? not everyone wants to be rich?
<@LOLFED> <@hello> some people cheat on their taxes and don't report what they're actually earning?
<@mikael> #1 best irc quote
<@hello> that is doctored
<@dsp> that's a stupid quote
<@dsp> hello has a point
<@hello> dsp: thank you
<@dsp> i don't get why it's funny
<@hello> i know
<@abez> are you guys trying to beat the previous record?
<@dsp> HAHA YHBT
<@hello> what
<@puntme> yhl hand
<@hello> that quote still isn't funny ?:(
Comment: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Median
(92.31 / 13)
<afed> Linux lunax 2.6.17-2-amd64 #1 SMP Fri Aug 11 20:47:32 CEST 2006 x86_64
<afed> The programs included with the Debian GNU/Linux system are free software;
<afed> the exact distribution terms for each program are described in the
<afed> individual files in /usr/share/doc/*/copyright.
<afed> Debian GNU/Linux comes with ABSOLUTELY NO WARRANTY, to the extent
<afed> permitted by applicable law.
<octalc0de> wait does debian stick that at the end of every GNU call
<afed> no it's the default motd
<fi> octalc0de: that would be awesome
<fi> it would paste the GPL into /var/log/syslog everytime you run ls
(92.31 / 13)
buttes #cockes
<Al> i like how when those guys bombed the london tube, all these news reporters were saying "the affected areas could be closed off for days, causing delays or total halts on large parts of the system"
<Al> as if that is at all unusual
(92.31 / 13)
buttes #cockes
<moira_> hello's favorite sid & marty krofft show from the sixties is "the banana splits"
<hello> moira_: my favorite movie is the one where i kill u it hasnt been released yet cuz i am still filming u watch urself
(79.17 / 24)
buttesnet #cockes
<a43> I want to make a buttes nethack
<a43> moira should be a player class
<a43> every fourth step si in a random direction
<a43> and if you walk over a potion you autodrinks it no matter what it is
<a43> if you play as Kalle, there is a 5% chance that he'll develop an intense fear of any object you try to pick up and thus cannot use it
<a43> this includes the amulet of yendor
<a43> if you play a rolloffle, any vcrs, tvs and xboxes are free, but will auto-eat any watermelon or fried chicken it encounters
<a43> if you play as Mr_X you start with a laptop, but you can only go half as long until you're hungry, and you only get half as full by anything except pizza (which counts as double)
<Raz> Mr_X also can't move diagonally across spaces like these
<Raz> #
<Raz> #
<Raz> because he's so fat
<afed> he could be 2x2 characters
<Raz> @@
<Raz> @@
<afed> wouldn't fit in tunnels or stairs
<afed> add elevators
(79.17 / 24)
buttes #cockes
<wilder> why do you have pagan tapestries on your wall mikael
<wilder> do you devote your work to the moon god or something
<mikael> huh, sweden doesn't have gods
<wilder> maybe ikea should start making them then
(76.92 / 26)
buttesnet #cockes
<kalleboo> In its earlier days, Something Awful targeted much of its humor at the world of computer gaming, poking fun at industry personalities like John Romero [14] and Derek Smart [15]. Though the focus of the site's content has since changed to reflect an expanding reader base, gaming continues to be a popular activity in the community.
<sam> "expanding" reader base
<sam> that's one way to put it
(76.92 / 26)
<@ChrisDKK> I dont know why I give moira ops, I know hes just going to spend it on booze
(80.95 / 21)
buttes #cockes
<Al> i should really have a "deliver terminal electric shock to user" option on my irc client
<rolloffle> Al: download an open sores client and code it
<Al> what the hell is an open sore client
<Al> actually nevermind i doubt i even wanna know
<Al> it'll be like that poz cum thing
<Al> i'll wish i hadn't even asked
(80.95 / 21)
buttes #cockes
<moira_> these quotes suck
<moira_> o wait there are some moira_ quotes
<moira_> I change my mind
<moira_> these moira_ quotes should have a higher rank though, so I am giving this website my lowest rating ever
<moira_> seven thumbs up
(80.95 / 21)
buttes #cockes
<popeye> rolloffle you barely pass the turing test
<rolloffle> Popeye: Oh, I barely pass the turing test.
(75 / 28)
buttes #cockes
<@olli-pekka> pornography is pretty awesome, as in, awesome because it gives good ideas to females, like, being skinny and shaving off pubes
<@rolloffle> trimming > shaving
<@hello> rolloffle: that's not something you'll have to worry about
<@hello> 'cuz you're never going to get a girl naked
<@darren> said the aspie pot to the virgin kettle
(83.33 / 18)
buttes #cockes
<@incog> i was the last person to speak to cakedrink, i asked him what day valentines day was lol
(78.26 / 23)
buttes #cockes
<Mr_X> the internet can make you a whiny anti-social bitch!
<Mr_X> just look at hello_
<lncog> im pretty sure he was born that way
<dsp> HACKERS CAN BREAK INTO YOUR COMPUTER AND MAKE YOU GAY
<lncog> HOW CAN I PROTECT MYSELF
<lncog> SOMEBODY JUST CALLED ME A FAGGOT AND I THINK ITS SPREADING
<lncog> HALP!!!
(91.67 / 12)
buttes #cockes
<Kalle> I can't masturbate anymore because the thought of sperm residue makes me go ocd
Comment: Pretty sure Kalle just lost his only reason to go on living
(91.67 / 12)
buttes #cockes
<mikael> fuck I hate nerds
<a43> mikael is the irc version of the self-hating jew
<mikael> ew, I'm not a nerd
<zam> -mikael- VERSION rcirc on GNU Emacs 22.0.51.1
<zam> EXPOSED
(91.67 / 12)
buttes #cockes
<necco> are you going to 10000000 get
<rolloffle> I dunno if it's my connection or if 4chan is getting bogged down with 10M loli spamming
<rolloffle> fuck, I'm never gonna score 10M on this
<evilpie> 9999094
<Zaphod> you guys are like rednecks watching your car's mileage roll over
(86.67 / 15)
buttesnet #cockes
<Kalle> I would tell you a really funny story involving my genitals and showering too much, but I'm afraid it'd go to that quotes thing, so I'll refrain
(69.44 / 36)
NiggerNet
<pagga> i'm o6ing hard
<vx`> so am I
<pagga> had about 3 hours sleep each night for past few days
<vx`> mentally
<pagga> due to late night bloggin'
<pagga> same here actually
<vx`> well i did sleep one way or another i guess
<vx`> just the kind of fast-paced sleep where you don't really feel as if you'd have slept at all
<vx`> thus i'm sitting in my 4 cornered room reading buttes quotes
<vx`> wondering whether i slip down to their level one day
<vx`> [ Add a comment to this blog entry ]
(80 / 20)
buttes #cockes
* incog punches moira_ in his swim bladder
<moira_> I am not a fish, I do not have a swim bladder
<incog> could have fooled me, you drink like one
<moira_> how dare you
(80 / 20)
buttes #cockes
<@wilder> capitalism is more like a heat pump in that respect
<@wilder> it uses resources to funnel unhappiness from america to poor countries that we fuck
<@wilder> leaving america with net happiness
(80 / 20)
buttesnet #cockes
<@hello> when i was a kid i didn't have imaginary friends
<@hello> to amuse myself i'd just stack up piles of pennies and pretend i was a millionaire
(80 / 20)
buttesnet #cockes
<Al> in fact i got a formal censure for calling our artillery stupid in an AAR
<Al> i think my exact wording was "inadequate"
<Al> well artillery are the dumbest of the dumb
<Al> for obvious reasons
<Al> if you're too stupid to be trusted to do anything but plot a bearing and pull a lever
<rolloffle> you're in the army's target demographic?
<Al> i thought their target demographic was muslims
(100 / 8)
terdlink
< dialsperm> I JUST GOT SO ANGRY AT NIGGERS THAT I STARTED TO HALLUCINATE AND HAD TO CHECK SHIT OUT CUZ I ALSO GOT PARANOID HISS
(72.41 / 29)
buttes #cockes
<Winkie> io: i want to write a book on 9/11 to be quite honest
<hello> Paul's Guide to September 11th, 2001
<hello> Chapter 1: Why Gravity Bongs Can Help Explain the Physics Behind the Collapse of the Twin Towers
<hello> Just one fortnight before America was attacked, I watched a program on the telly about famous structures, I feel that my knowledge and experience, aswell as my ability to think outside of the proverbial box whilst still high, can help me explain why the twin towers fell, and put the conspiracies to rest.
(77.27 / 22)
NiggerNet #GNAA
<vxp> stop blogging miles of unintelligible crap into #GNAA
<JacksonBrown> vxp: DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IRC
<JacksonBrown> DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT NOT BLOGGING
<JacksonBrown> WHILE IRCING
<vxp> JacksonBrown: why are you blogging into the window of my irc client
<JacksonBrown> -flood blog
<vxp> -flood blog
[ ... ]
<JacksonBrown> PEOPLE LIKE vxp NEED TO TAKE A TEST BEFORE THEY"RE ALLOWED ON IRC
<JacksonBrown> PEOPLE LIKE vxp NEED TO TAKE A TEST BEFORE THEY"RE ALLOWED ON IRC
<JacksonBrown> PEOPLE LIKE vxp NEED TO TAKE A TEST BEFORE THEY"RE ALLOWED ON IRC
<JacksonBrown> PEOPLE LIKE vxp NEED TO TAKE A TEST BEFORE THEY"RE ALLOWED ON IRC
<JacksonBrown> PEOPLE LIKE vxp NEED TO TAKE A TEST BEFORE THEY"RE ALLOWED ON IRC
<JacksonBrown> PEOPLE LIKE vxp NEED TO TAKE A TEST BEFORE THEY"RE ALLOWED ON IRC
>>> quit/JacksonBrown!(~JacksonB@Niggers.Niggers.Niggers.Niggers) (Excess Flood)
Comment: blogsonbrown showcasing his inner-macfag like any other day
(77.27 / 22)
buttesnet #cockes
<Al> i painted some tiny model spaceships, not warhammer figurines
<Al> there is clearly a significant difference
(77.27 / 22)
<engimo> ~(+-)
<jre> woah
<jre> a self-destructing load
<engimo> no that is a neutload
<jre> a mixture of pozload and negload leaves you with destruction
<jre> Like matter and anti-matter
<engimo> thats not how it works @_@
<jre> Then explain why faggot assholes look like craters
<jre> YOU CAN'T
<jre> SOLLOG RULES
(77.27 / 22)
buttes #cockes
<@Al> this channel is basically what would happen if sigmund freud took a lethal dose of LSD and his final nightmarish moments were realized in digital form
(77.27 / 22)
buttes #cockes
<Al> i'm convinced israel just wants to piss everyone off for the attention
<Al> like that annoying dorky kid in school whose dad smacked him around too much
<incog> like hello?
(77.27 / 22)
<@hello> ur mom works for the mega corporation in my pants
<@hello> it's called Dong Corp
<@moira_> that's really more of an LLC you've got in there, hello
<@weasel> last i heard they were filing for chapter 11
<@sam> loling
<@hello> that's odd, because we're going public next week
<@weasel> that's illegal in most civilized places
<@moira_> least anticipated public offering ever
<@hello> your mom is buying a MINORITY stake
<@sam> my panis do not up and i have a problem with my penny stocks
(82.35 / 17)
buttesnet #cockes
< thatguy> tcl invented "sucking off dudes for alcohol"
< Shaniqua> <moira_> I remember when I invented sucking off dudes for alcohol, way back in 1928
<@abez> hahaha
< moira_> uh w/e it was during prohibition, don't judge
(82.35 / 17)
buttesnet #cockes
<incog> I FUCKING HATE MISSIONS WHERE YOU HAVE TO PROTECT SOME UNARMED FAGGOT
<incog> AND IF THEY GET SHOT THROUGH THIER OWN STUPIDITY, YOU LOSE
<rolloffle> GOD MODE CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW
(82.35 / 17)
buttes #911-NEVER-FORGET
<@adante> hm hard to read this channel at work
<@adante> normally cos this is all text (console irc) it looks sort of like work related stuff
<@adante> then i'm scrolling back and these giant swasticas, penises and upside down american flags are coming up
(82.35 / 17)
<@Karaboner> Gudrow is like 60 years old
<@Karaboner> it's crazy. he shouldn't even know what the internet is, let alone use it.
<@pamplmoose> you left off a digit there junior
(82.35 / 17)
<hello> anus licking...it's not right
<jre|awau> IT'S SO WRONG IT'S RIGHT
<hello> poop is like a toxic bomb
<pamplmoose> oh jre what won't you lick
<hello> why would you want to put your tongue on that
<jre|awau> Duh, you shower beforehand
<hello> still
<hello> POOP COMES OUT OF THAT THING
<pamplmoose> hello: same with your mouth but i'd let you suck my dick
(85.71 / 14)
buttes #cockes
<kalleboo> i cannot participate in buttesian movie night because it's in the middle of the fucking night on a a work night
<mroach> abez: why don't we do it on saturday
<abez> cause I might have a life
<mroach> oh
<mroach> friday?
(90.91 / 11)
buttesnet #onebutan
< nop> tcl lmoot [rickroll]
< Shaniqua> __ __
< Shaniqua> /..\ /| |'-.
< Shaniqua> \O_/. || | | OH WOW
< Shaniqua> _.' \ _ \|_|_.-' A FULL COMMITMENT'S WHAT'S I'M THINKING OF
< Shaniqua> .='.__/ \ | _) (_
< Shaniqua> |\_. \| |"""""""""| LET ME OUT
< Shaniqua> /` .'| | | OF THIS
< Shaniqua> \ \"""; | |
< Shaniqua> )\ \ | |.-------.|
< Shaniqua> '`_` ' " "
(90.91 / 11)
buttes #cockes
<incog> my school was so poor we had to use red cabbage water because they could afford universal indicator
<rolloffle> incog: I'm guessing they couldn't afford proper English teachers, either
<incog> i havent used proper punctuation/grammar in like 6 years
<ScheisseGern> do you blame that one on pakis too
(90.91 / 11)
<hello> you've always called your teachers by their first names?
<mikael> yes
<hello> what the fuck
<mikael> and everyone else I've ever talked to
<hello> well in canada and the U.S. you generally call older people Mr. or Mrs. Whatevertheirlastnameis
<hello> or Ms.
*** Gudrow JOIN
<mikael> o hi Mr Gudrow
(90.91 / 11)
buttes #cockes
<sam> we will all trade cave paintings in my nihilist tribe
<hello> sam is going to get kicked out of his tribe when all he produces is a blank canvas
<hello> he'll be like "I like to keep things simple" and they'll club his family to death
(90.91 / 11)
<captain_goatse> fuck i got banned from freesoftware channel because i thought i was in buttes and typed niiiiiiigggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeer all out in caps
(90.91 / 11)
<evanm> I think I hurt saq's feelings by pointing out the difference between the intellectual elite, and his friends
<saq> evanm: no, i'd mention who my friends are but i dont think i need to continue this conversation any further
<sam> lol
<evanm> mmmm hmmmm
<micke> the pastime of the intellectual elite is creating animated ponies in perl
<saq> they have been at MS much longer than you and make much more money
(90.91 / 11)
<hello> goddamn
<hello> i let go of the elastic band part of my boxers and it snapped back and hit my nuts
(90.91 / 11)
<dsp> all my favourite bands are interrelated its like a music incest orgy >:(
<dsp> often i discover this _after_ i like them too it sux
<Al> and what does that say about you
<dsp> Al: That I have coherant taste.
<rolloffle> but not coherent spelling
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<whatcog> when i worked at asda i would add "ck" in black marker to all the sma milk in the warehouse
<whatcog> i also tore all the o's off the cardboard boxes for country eggs
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NiggerNet #GNAA
<timecop> http://www.news4jax.com/ < lol
<timecop> NEWS FOR JAX
<vxp> is that
<vxp> burger king rss
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buttes #cockes
<incog> I remember the time when i signed up to the stormfront forums with the username The_Ghost_of_Martin_Luther_King
<incog> i have never been banned so fast in my life
<incog> I only got one post in
<incog> and that was WooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo
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<@jonnii> my gravity simulator is looking good
<@jonnii> i have two objects spinning round each other
<@jonnii> hurrah for science!
<@Gudrow> simulate making your balls drop lol
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trufflemongers
<KiSSy> I remember the day we taught qpt about tor
<KiSSy> he wasn't very technical
<KiSSy> but you could hear the gears turning in his head as he started to understand what tor did for trolls
<KiSSy> I'm sure it was similar to the first time a nigger got ahold of an automatic weapon
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buttes #cockes
<a43> lots of nazis in chile I hear
<a43> (srsly)
<Gudrow> maybe that's why chile gives me gas
<Gudrow> L-O-L
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buttes #cockes
<@znutar> I had sex with a jew once
<@znutar> in a car in the parking lot at denny's
<@hello> znutar: just because a hooker charges you doesn't mean that she's jewish
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-!- puntme [puntme@9D6217B8.FCC1BD9D.C89036B4.IP] has joined #cockes
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<@oxxiox> OK TEAM, GO
<@jnz> O _.-_
<@jnz> PUNTME RIDES <|\ __.' o "-.
<@jnz> CHATZILLA INTO ___/---"" ,,,' Grrr
<@jnz> BATTLE __--" L __ ^^;
<@jnz> ____--"" ___ _-\" `""
<@jnz> -===-------""" "( __-" ,}
<@jnz> .'_/"\
<@jnz> .'/" `\`._
<@jnz> "-_c " '
<@oxxiox> DCC SEND FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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buttesnet #onebutan
< abez> LISP MEET
< abez> GTG
< Ulf> abez: take these, it's dangerous to go alone: )))))))))))))))
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buttes #cockes
<mikael> I hope that in the future, both pedophilia and incest will be as accepted as homosexuality is today
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irc.efnet.org #pimpin
<+knubbze> he's in germany atm, he came online and said
<+knubbze> "IRC was the biggest mistake ever, I am leaving forever"
<+amat_> looooooool
Comment: regarding vxp's absence
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buttesnet #cockes
<jnz> O _.-_
<jnz> PUNTME RIDES <|\ __.' o "-.
<jnz> CHATZILLA INTO ___/---"" ,,,' Grrr
<jnz> BATTLE __--" L __ ^^;
<jnz> ____--"" ___ _-\" `""
<jnz> -===-------""" "( __-" ,}
<jnz> .'_/"\
<jnz> .'/" `\`._
<jnz> "-_c " '
Comment: submitted for posterity
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buttesnet #cockes
<lncog> This amputee article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.
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buttes #cockes
<rolloffle> After two police officers ate half of their hamburgers at a Burger King in Los Lunas, New Mexico, they noticed that the patties were peppered with pot. According to the Associated Press, three Burger King employees were busted for marijuana possession and the felony crime of aggravated battery on a cop.
<rolloffle> http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/POT_BURGERS?SITE=OHCOL&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2006-10-11-00-03-09
<ScheisseGern> . The officers used a field test kit to confirm the substance was pot, then went to a hospital for a medical evaluation.
<ScheisseGern> EVALUATION: YOU'RE STONED
<ScheisseGern> GO HOME AND EAT SOME CHEETOS
<ScheisseGern> CALL ME IN THE MORNING
<mroach> RUN A RAPE KIT
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buttes #cockes
<Al> the UN is great if you're a starving darkie
<Al> they give you free shit
<Al> or at least, they give your local warlord free shit and he sells it so he can buy more ammunition to kill you with
<Al> which is nearly as good
<Al> i mean it's not like you got much reason to NOT be shot if you're a starving darkie
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buttes #cockes
<Al> ok i think i gotta go service these itinerant sluts again
<Al> or feed them
<Al> they want something anyways
<-- Al has quit (Quit: insolent manthing! so it shows its teeth, does it? I'll show its filthy liver!)
<zenwhen-lt> i like how he pretends to be going to see girls
<zenwhen-lt> when he is actually going to mcdonalds
<zenwhen-lt> to get cheeseburgers to eat
<zenwhen-lt> and then jack off in the wrapper
<zenwhen-lt> lol
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<jre|awau> The Comedy Holocaust never occurred
<Al> or if it did, it wasn't nearly as funny as everyone says
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buttes #cockes
<lncog> i remember when we trolled aimgirl to death and the admin said to the forumfags they would ban my MAC address and the only way i could get around it was if i bought a new network card
<lncog> ive never laughed so hard in my life
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<mikael> I think he trolled his ISP into doing the same thing
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buttes #cockes
<rolloffle> weed seems boring
<wolffenstein> rolloffle: NOT WHEN YOU'RE STONED
<rolloffle> wolffenstein: YOU EVER SMOKE WEED??? YOU EVER SMOKE WEED ....ON WEED?!?!?
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<@Gudrow> kalle has dreams of inviting scheissegern over to sweden on a pretense of deocrating his home, then tying ScheisseGern up and scrubbing his whole body for like 10 hours straight, while weeping
<@Gudrow> and turning the lights on and off
<@incog> 12 times
<@engimo> while checking for mold
<@Gudrow> and weeping some more
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buttes #cockes
<moira_> the only thing to which I am addicted is THE LORD'S LOVE
<moira_> also I really like playing basketball with 14 year old japanese girls
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buttes #cockes
<oxxiox> im listening to the new justin timberlake single
<hello> <@oxxiox> im questioning my sexuality
<oxxiox> hello: why dont you go not have sex with a woman for another 18 years
<hello> fuk u
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<moira> o man sweden can't wait to get HOMEBOYS IN SPACE
<a43> moira: I think it has already aired here
<a43> because I recognize it
<moira> it's about black people
<a43> in space
<a43> sounds familiar
<moira> in sweden tv shows about black people count as science fiction
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buttes #cockes
<moira_> when I was in grade school, my indian immigrant bus driver ran over some guy and killed him
<moira_> and he didn't even notice
<moira_> he thought he hit a bump
<moira_> someone next to him at the next light rolled down his window and said "you just ran over someone"
<moira_> his excuse was that the sun was in his eyes
<Al> that's pretty much how you drive in india
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buttes #cockes
<rolloffle> I bet I'm even more of a virg than afed
<rolloffle> I was born by Caesarean!
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Evolnet
<h3n> DIKKY WHERE ARE YOU GOING LOL
<DiKKy> h3n: IM GOING TO SHOOT WITH MY COOL AIRSOFT GUN LOL
<h3n> dikky: do you live in a horrible place where real guns are outlawed?
<DiKKy> UH
<DiKKy> ALMOST
<DiKKy> LOL
<DiKKy> IT WOULD BE .. NOT GOOD TO SHOOT OTHER PEOPLE WITH REAL GUN
<DiKKy> BECAUSE
<DiKKy> THEN WE COULDNT PLAY THAT OFTEN
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buttes #cockes
<rbk> my ex made me put my finger in his ass
<oxxiox> rbk: you're digging yourself in a bigger hole here now than you did with him then