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#1560

(81.69 / 71)

buttesnet #cockes

<incog> algebra is the only bra most of you will ever touch

#3831

(94.59 / 37)

#flashsupport

<mao> incog: of course i use rss
<mao> i use all the social networks too
<mao> because why nbot\
<a> even vk
<mao> a: ah yeah, unfortunately Jahar Tsarnaev did not respond to my friend request

#3807

(94.59 / 37)

18:59:57 < hex> tcl lmiot domestic terrorism
18:59:57 < Shaniqua>       __    __
18:59:57 < Shaniqua>      /..\ /| |'-.
18:59:57 < Shaniqua>     .\_O/ || |   |   OH WOW
18:59:57 < Shaniqua>  _ /  `._ \|_|_.-'  DOMESTIC TERRORISM
18:59:57 < Shaniqua> | /  \__.`=._) (_
18:59:57 < Shaniqua> |/ ._/  |"""""""""|  LET ME IN
18:59:57 < Shaniqua> |'.  `\ |         |   ON THIS
18:59:57 < Shaniqua> ;"""/ / |         |
18:59:57 < Shaniqua>  ) /_/| |.-------.|
18:59:57 < Shaniqua> '  `-`' "         "
19:22:11 -!- incog [king_kline@maxchats-a1ja9q.cable.virginmedia.com] has joined #flashsupport

#3846

(92.5 / 40)

#flashsupport

<popeye> poop on me
<incog> f u mudblood
<incog> i dont poop for free
<popeye> that sounds like a potential fanfic hermione scat humiliation fantasy
<popeye> Warnings: Defecation, Desperation, Farting, Pantypoop, Urination, Wetting
<popeye> Hermione is Bursting! by Poowrite Rated: Y [Reviews - 7]
<popeye> at least his pen name is very appropriate
<popeye> poowrite sounds like some kind of linux utility on sourceforge
<popeye> linux always has apps with names like "assbutt" "shitwanker" and "emacs"

#3828

(92.11 / 38)

< zybl0re> so
< zybl0re> today is provincial election day, but I just moved and have no paper proof that I live in my new place
< zybl0re> I'm going to disappoint facebook

#3847

(91.89 / 37)

#flashsupport

<@incog> Her tight brown-eye opened wide and a mass as thick as a cardboard tube
<@incog> nigga ive seen cardboard tubes of all sizes
<@incog> you are the worst poowriter ive ever seen
< popeye> yeah
< popeye> i could do better
< vxp> and probably have

#3829

(91.89 / 37)

<+incog> k, i think i found my music, there is a 200gb corrupted .png called dsafghbdgf (2).png
<+incog> tenner bet
<+incog> its a renamed 7z archive

#3842

(91.89 / 37)

#flashsupport

<popeye> Ask Slashdot: Supporting "Antique" Software?
<popeye> sure
<popeye> just install debian

#3834

(91.89 / 37)

#flashsupport

<Winkie> in the time it took me to go from page 640
<Winkie> to 641
<Winkie> of the freeper thread
<Winkie> it grew 5 pages in length
<Winkie> fuck
<vxp> good luck sisyphus
<Winkie> nice reference
<Winkie> gonna push dat boulder
<Winkie> i'd give you a mythical name too but i don't remember the one about the guy sniffing his own farts all day
<Winkie> knowing the greeks though i bet there fucking was one

#3818

(91.89 / 37)

#flashsupport

<snb> albany might as well be in massachusetts
<HunterX11> snb: i actually fly to albany to visit my dad in western MA yeah
<HunterX11> nobody in america seems to understand western MA is nowhere near boston
<snb> lol
<HunterX11> i tell them he's basically in vermont
<HunterX11> "oh wow is your dad okay i heard about boston?" what they that launched multiple ground detenations of h-bombs and theres a strong east wind?

#3811

(90 / 40)

#flashsupport

<ollipekka> excuse is there a list of hookers that accept buttcoins? also do the hookers mind if it's 155 degrees in my bedroombitmining datacenter because i am seriously going to die of heatstroke and id like to get the hooker over really quick before all these fucking things are worthless again

#3852

(91.67 / 36)

#flashsupport

<incog> the relationships ive had that were first online actually lasted the longest too now that i think about it
<hex> what site did you meet NI girl on
<incog> msn chat, she was an op
<incog> i was a troll
<zybl0re> can I make it any more obvious

#3849

(91.67 / 36)

#flashsupport

<incog> my first job was in retail and sorting out the ordering system
<incog> asda/wal*mart has a sat link in every store
<incog> there are also hidden timed jingles that the inform the workers to start other jobs, in the uk they would play ant & dec's lets get ready to rumble at 5pm
<incog> this informs floor staff to clear the shelves of empty boxes
<incog> so it looks cleaner for the tea time after work shoppers
<incog> btw, the ordering system is p whack, the terminals used are just bogstandard pc's w/ windows and some terminal emulation for the telxon shits
<incog> and due to thefts, shrinkage and non-scans you would see -1 inventory on junk
<incog> the system would just start ordering forever on a -1
<incog> so my job was to clean those -1's out
<hex> so you were a database constraint

#3844

(91.67 / 36)

#flashsupport

<zybl0re> I might get into the UAV biz
<zybl0re> for pipeline monitoring
<zybl0re> and bombing browns
<incog> by bombing browns you mean preemptive pipeline monitoring

#3810

(89.74 / 39)

#flashsupport

<ollipekka> looooooooooooooooooooooooool, my chinese friend has sent me videos of white people dancing with title "white people dancing"
<ollipekka> sending him links "chinese people saying r"

#3806

(89.74 / 39)

#flashsupport

<incog> sometimes i feel that in 20 years the american national anthem is going to be replaced by nyancat and voting booths will just have up and downvote buttons

#3805

(88.1 / 42)

#flashsupport

<incog> im eating my nephews easter eggs because i think hes spoiled

#3823

(91.43 / 35)

#flashsupport

<nop> [drudge] Woman Dies After Choking On Hot Dog At Wrigley Field... -> http://qqu.ca/a9aF
<nop> only honourable way to get out of a baseball game
<incog> how is that news
<incog> i mean sure, its a death
<incog> but shitloads die each day and choking is common
<incog> and as thats a large sports venue, it wont even be uncommon there
<incog> i bet with all idiot families they'll set up some fund
<incog> raising awareness of chewing

#3821

(91.43 / 35)

#flashsupport

<sherman> those fonts
<sherman> THOSE FUCKIN FONTS
<nop> DAT FONT
<sherman> im having really bad CDE flashbacks here
<nop> thx sun
<nop> also fuck cde
<sherman> crappy desktop environment
<sherman> with an 8 color framebuffer so only the frontmost window gets the colors, all the background ones switch to the foreground colors
<sherman> combined with activate on mouse hover = DISCO SUN
<nop> putting you on ignore sherman, you're just a repeat of the 90s
<sherman> wow rude

#3838

(89.47 / 38)

<@Meepsheep> im getting this terrible feeling that the girl im stalkign might be fat or something

#3850

(89.47 / 38)

#flashsupport

<gudrow2> I'm still undecided as to whether my boss' discovery of ted.com was good or horrible
<gudrow2> the horrible thing is that i generally have to sit through at least one ted video at every staff meeting
<gudrow2> the good thing is that the ted videos take the place of my having to listen to the other idiot dipshits work themselves into a lather

#3845

(89.47 / 38)

#flashsupport

<ScheisseGern> mao do you have "Life Coach"es in russia
<incog> they are called travel agents

#3837

(89.47 / 38)

#flashsupport

<nop> arrested development starts tomorrow and it will suck
<vxp> if only you'd been there to warn us when futurama series 6 arrived

#3835

(89.47 / 38)

<@infid3l[eMo]> i spent the last 1.5hrs tracking down this girl who gave me a handjob in a movie theatre 6yrs ago
<@infid3l[eMo]> i should probably open w/ an apology

#3822

(89.47 / 38)

#flashsupport

<wnk> Now the people making the choice are the ones wearing Glass, but whoever asked what the Glass sees for its permission to be monitored? And don't think for a second you're in control of the data from your own Glass. You're just a conduit for data collection.
<wnk> hahaha
<wnk> i can't even parsed this
<wnk> parse*

#3816

(89.47 / 38)

#flashsupport

<avi> man at ruby meetup I was not popular last night
<avi> with my bitcoin skepticism
<avi> whoooo boy

#3815

(89.47 / 38)

#flashsupport

<mdl> i feel so ashamed of having to write php that i open any tabs for php reference material in a private browsing window

#3814

(89.47 / 38)

#flashsupport

<incog> ive only had one manic episode in my life, i was walking to work and it started raining
<incog> so i started screaming at the sky to fight me
<incog> srsly like an hour of just shouting at the sky and swinging punches
<incog> how fucking dare it rain on me

#3812

(89.47 / 38)

GANGnet

<@brr> http://preev.com/
<@malcolm> stupid site
<@malcolm> looks like Apple iBitcoin
<@malcolm> i wish i was a bitcoin irl
<@malcolm> so i could send myself to u
<@malcolm>
<@malcolm>           m
<@malcolm>         m"#"m
<@malcolm>    #    #m#
<@malcolm>           #"#
<@malcolm>    #    "m#m"
<@malcolm>           #
<@malcolm>

#3854

(87.5 / 40)

#dongforce

<@û[EmO]> that's a good #ifihadglass
<@malcolm> rape in progress
<@malcolm> ... glass, record
<@flunitrazepam> im looking forward to the google glass vids
<@malcolm> what i would do
<@malcolm> is record really like
<@Andres> yes
<@malcolm> irl moments
<@malcolm> and stitch the clips together
<@malcolm> then market it
<@malcolm> as ambient tv

#3809

(89.19 / 37)

buttes #flashsupport

< Zaphod> lol
< snb> holy lol
< snb> github has gravatar integration
< Zaphod> yeah...?
< Zaphod> been like that for ages
< snb> went to file a bug on a public project, and realized that my gravatar was planes flying in to WTC

#3839

(89.19 / 37)

#flashsupport

<@incog> i was having mouse problems a while back, cursor moving on its own, so i farted around with it
<@incog> and noticed i had another wireless mouse connected
<@incog> grabbed it off the floor
<@incog> and a spider had been living under the gap as it was raised at one side
<@incog> and it moving had been moving my cursor

#3853

(87.18 / 39)

buttesnet #flashsupport

< incog> its also george orwell's 110th birthday, where is the doodle google
< teratoma> lol
< ScheisseGern> the doodle
< ScheisseGern> is the google logo

Comment: PRISMATIC!

#3840

(88.89 / 36)

#flashsupport

<incog> i have a few jammers, one i always carry around with me as its also a tiny universal remote
<incog> the one i carry with me is smaller than a cc, only has 7 buttons but full functionality and runs off a coin battery
<incog> its decent for fucking around with the tv's in pubs/bars
<incog> and in hotels as they rent out the remotes at extra cost and the tv's dont have external buttons
<looc> did not read
<incog> i dont require you to
<looc> did not imply you did
<vxp> i read it all
<looc> he didnt require you to
<vxp> did not imply he did
<looc> did not imply that you implied anything of the sort
<vxp> ^^^ not reading this
<looc> did not require you to

#3833

(88.89 / 36)

< vxp> watching the 1st episode of Maron, plot appears to be 'Marc Maron drives to a D&D game to confront someone who talked shit about him on twitter'

#3832

(88.89 / 36)

#flashsupport

<incog> wanna make some money out of cybercrime? sell some new stock images of hands on a darkened keyboard

#3826

(88.89 / 36)

#flashsupport

<dubz> my friend killed himself last year directly after an argument with his girlfriend
<dubz> hung himself in their bathroom
<dubz> didn't go to his funeral because of that, fuck that mindgame shit
<a> that's p lol
<dubz> 'haha bitch told u'
<incog> totally got the last word in
<dubz> ikr
<a> you guys suicide ideate p hard
<a> it's almost a hobby
<dubz> a: are you saying you don't wish everyday for the embrace of deaht

#3825

(88.89 / 36)

#flashsupport

<vxp> GS Elevator Gossip @GSElevator 10 Apr
<vxp> #1: I'm pro gun. But that doesn't mean I want my Glock to have more rights than my gay friend Geoff.
<vxp> GS Elevator Gossip @GSElevator 17 Apr
<vxp> #1: George Bush spent 8 years putting a giant 'Kick Me' sign on Americas back, yet people blame Obama. #2: Do you work here?
<vxp> gs is hiring liberals now?
<vxp> i blame george soros
<HunterX11> Republican myth: George Soros masterminds nefarious liberal conspiracies
<HunterX11> Marxian truth: George Soros masterminds nefarious liberal conspiracies

#3843

(86.84 / 38)

#degenerates

<@Meepsheep> im still searching for a new girl to stalk
<@Meepsheep> well i have one irl
<@Meepsheep> but im not sure im that into her
<@Pee> lol
<@Pee> oti > irl obviously
<@Meepsheep> p much
<@Pee> 2d > 3d
<@Pee> obviously
<@Meepsheep> why cant i just
<@Meepsheep> meet a nice otaku girl irl

#3848

(86.84 / 38)

#flashsupport

< popeye> i remember when i visited my brother and him and all his roommates were talking about how "hot" hermione had gotten in the movies (this was around
the 5th movie)
< popeye> and i got this nervous look when they asked me
< popeye> cause my real answer was i thought she was hotter in the first 2 movies

#3830

(86.84 / 38)

#flashsupport

<popeye> i can rest easy that my yordle fetish isnt really all that bad
<popeye> at least i dont stick a metal rod through my dick and stick it in a tube with wasps
<incog> casual

#3817

(86.49 / 37)

#flashsupport

<popeye> oh man this is going to be a good yordle pic once i color it

#3813

(86.49 / 37)

#flashsupport

<hex> im hitting random on lolqdb because i dont want to clean up the build room after myself

#3819

(86.49 / 37)

#flashsupport

<mdl> lgbt? that's my favorite kind of sandwich!
<Murdox> mdl: why would you eat gay bacon in a sandwich
<incog> to piss off muslims
<mdl> the aids gives it flavor and punch
<incog> in college during eid, i would order bacon sarnies for the class
<incog> and munch down
<incog> even though i dislike it
<incog> 80% of the class were muslim

#3820

(88.24 / 34)

#flashsupport

<incog> im hungover and cant stop yawning, the sun was out for its annual visit to the uk yesterday
<incog> so i sat on my lawn downing lager
<incog> and now i feel like somebody has filled my mouth with pva glue and kicked me in the back of the head

#3808

(84.62 / 39)

#flashsupport

<avi> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7osKTdBlBsA#at=22
<zybl0re> hi avi
<zybl0re> lol
<zybl0re> people ask me where I find the shit I see on the internet
<hex> tell them reddit
<zybl0re> it all comes from here
<hex> tell them reddit
<zybl0re> but where do you people find this stuff
<hex> tell them reddit
<zybl0re> no they'd probs see through that
<hex> thats exactly
<hex> why you sohuld
<hex> *tell ppl
<hex> you saw this
<hex> on reddit

#3836

(86.11 / 36)

#flashsupport

<incog> Ngâs brain watched YouTube videos for a week and taught itself which ones were about cats.
<incog> the first AI w/ toxoplasmosis

#747

(75.41 / 61)

buttes #cockes

<mikael> <@zeba> Hello how do you explain that 50% of the Population earns less than or equal to the Median salary!
<mikael> <@zeba> in the USA
<mikael> <@hello> zeba: because not everybody is capable of success? not everyone wants to be rich?
<mikael> <@hello> some people cheat on their taxes and don't report what they're actually earning?
<hello> guh
<hello> i still don't get what is funny about that -_-

#467

(84.21 / 38)

<Winkie> you know what would be the coolest and most useful product ever for people like me
<phubuh> a male realdoll

#3851

(83.78 / 37)

#flashsupport

<Winkie> but i actually pronounce letters in words
<Winkie> so northern people think i'm from the south

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