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Evolnet
<rkz> DiKKy: tirel er en skitne jøde elsker penis spisested.
<rkz> what am i saying
<rkz> i want to how good this translation shit is
<bare> something something something something penis something
<DiKKy> "tirel is a dirty jew lower penis restaurant"
trufflemongers
<incog> i used to love biology back in school
<incog> i would even bring my own cows heart in because i didnt want to share
<incog> and then fucked around with it by attaching it to the rubber nozzle on the sink and sprayed it at the faggots on the front bench
<incog> and claimed i did it to prove how the valves work
buttes #cockes
<Kalle> huh I am your typical asthma-wheezing allergic boy with glasses
<Kalle> I am piggy from lord of the flies
<fi> SUCKS TO YER ASS-PERGS
buttesnet #cockes
<@hello> when i was a kid i didn't have imaginary friends
<@hello> to amuse myself i'd just stack up piles of pennies and pretend i was a millionaire
trufflemongers
<a43> Swedish couple fined for naming their child "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclll mmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116"
<rolloffle> that's discriminatory against Welsh people
buttes #cockes
<jnz> Danialle Barse, 27, was unfamiliar with the commercial-grade aerial firework she was using Monday night, said Mike Welch, a police detective in this Detroit suburb.
<jnz> "She basically killed herself in front her children and her fiance," Welch said.
<jnz> Barse and another woman were trying to set off a 3-inch mortar bomb in the parking lot of the car wash where Barse worked when it went off as she had her head over it
<ramengimo> haha
<ramengimo> i find it hard to have sympathy for people like that
<moira_> maybe she was just trying to teach her kids a lesson about how to use fireworks safely
<ramengimo> well if that's what she was trying to do, she did a right good job of it moira_
<moira_> exactly, that's my point
<moira_> she was just really passionate about safety
<moira_> she was such a great parent that she gave her life in the name of firework safety
<ramengimo> wow
<ramengimo> she needs like a statue
<ramengimo> or an eternal flame or something
chirpnet #chirp
<@airness> do you guys nkwow why hellokitty doesnt have a mouth?
<@penisbird> who?
<@airness> hello kitty
<@penisbird> never heard of him
<@airness> o
<@airness> ok
<@abez> airness: so it can't give head because it was a feminist symbol?
<@airness> oh
<@airness> i would accept that answer
<@airness> the correct answer is
<@penisbird> "no one cares"
<@airness> it speaks from the heart to all its fan worldwide
<@abez> Oh jesus fucking christ
<@abez> Now you're just provoking me
<@airness> i read it on the hello kitty website
<@KiSSy> permanent gline
buttes #cockes
<@afed> my only mistake was playing counterstrike instead of hanging out with them
buttes #cockes
<incog> i was very wasted last night, i have to type with one finger because my brain is still asleep
<Al> nobody cares
<incog> ^ this is caring
<Al> do you tell yourself that every night
<incog> ^ this is caring
<Al> every time incog's father beats him, he runs to his room and blubbers "it's okay, the irc men love me" over and over again
<incog> ^ this is caring
<incog> text generation without effort
<incog> thx4playing
buttes #cockes
<rolloffle> I mean how would you know which Linux distro is better than another?
<dsp> because i've used manymanymany
<dsp> you're talking to someone who went through the trouble of installing plan9
<dsp> and qnx, experimental l4 systems, gnu/hurd
<rolloffle> that just means you're insane
<rolloffle> not that you're knowledgeable
buttes #cockes
<Al> "The Christian community here is very uncomfortable that Leakey and his group want their theories presented as fact. Our doctrine is not that we evolved from apes, and we have grave concerns that the museum wants to enhance the prominence of something presented as fact which is just one theory." - Bonifes Adoyo, bishop of Kenya's largest Pentecostal church.
<Al> well, the solution to that problem is easy
<Al> creationists need to trap and shoot god, flense his skeleton, and then we can mount it in the museum next to the homo erectus skeleton
<Al> thus presenting both theories equally
irc.buttes.net #cockes
<rolloffle> I wonder how seriously Perez would take a death threat
<pence> he probably gets 3 death threats per hour
<KingGrog> no a serious death threat.
<@zenwhen> I forgot the command to recursively chmod every file in a folder and every file in every folder in a folder
<@weasel> chmod -R
<@zenwhen> so I would type chmod -R 777 ?
<@zenwhen> so I would type chmod -R 777 * ?
<@zenwhen> if I wanted all of it to be 777
<@sam> chmod -R 777 /
<@sam> after doing that, uname should report 'Microsoft Windows 95'
<@zenwhen> why
<@zenwhen> Im doing it to my home directory
<@zenwhen> the permmissions didnt transfer over
<@weasel> chmod -R 777 ~
<@weasel> though i don't know why you would want to do that
<@zenwhen> sam
<@zenwhen> I did the comand you gave me
<@zenwhen> and it started going through my ntfs drive
<@weasel> chmod -R 755 ~ && chown -R self:self ~
<@sam> AHAHAHahhaahhaha
<@weasel> is better
<@sam> zenwhen dude I was joking
<@weasel> l
<@weasel> m
<@weasel> a
<@weasel> o
<@zenwhen> Sam: could it have hurt anything?
buttesnet #cockes
<Al> christ there is nothing to eat in this hovel
<Al> AGAIN
<Al> where does it all go
<Al> someone is regularly burgling my house for food
<Al> it's the only explanation
<Al> they must have the place staked out and raid it when i take my dogs out every day or something
<moira_> a) you have no food; b) your food is stolen when you take your dogs outside
<moira_> these problems have a common solution
buttes #cockes
<captain_g> visual studios are totally for faggots noobs who only write hello world applications whereas vis are for real men who write actual applications instead of fiddling around with theory
<Al> somebody open a window please
<Al> it's starting to stink of linux in here
<greg> more like finnux
<greg> in finn linux, you don't have to kill processes, they all get drunk and kill themselves
<greg> it's very convenient
<@fi> yeah, one of my friends got shot by rubber bullets and almost mauled by a dog at a protest
<@oxxiox> we're in different circles, sometimes my friends get overcharged at the gap :/
trufflemongers
<@KiSSy> the openbsd community always blames something other than openbsd
<@KiSSy> for every problem
<@anisotropy> OpenBSD is a big fat joke
<@anisotropy> OpenBSD is designed to protect you, the user, from performance
<@KiSSy> it gives you more time to catch hackers before they do damage
<@KiSSy> SECURITY FEATURE
Comment: lol OpenBSD lol Theo de Raadt
buttes #cockes
<dsp> Shit like this pisses me off too. http://www.debian.org/security/2006/dsa-1163
<dsp> A tetris game.
<dsp> Remotely exploitable.
<dsp> You can't make this shit up folks.
buttesnet #cockes
<Al> i don't know what kwanza is either
<Al> it does sound like a nigger thing though
<incog> kwanza is the new word processing software for ubuntu
buttesnet #cockes
<incog> somebody needs to nuke a nuclear power plant just to see what it would do
<mikael> it'd cancel out obviously
buttesnet
<incog> p sure kindergarten cop was directed by a time traveller from a future that didnt have enough sound boards for prank calls
<@moira_> Soul 'Godfather' James Brown dies
<@moira_> someone doesn't "Feel Good!"
<@moira_> HAI-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#bantown
<qurve> Morning ngrz.
<feem> 2.0
<feem> ngrz 2.0
<ctr> speak for yourself. I never made the deadline...
<feem> it's ok i'm still running milestone 3 alpha
<ctr> <-- 1.8p3 here
<feem> well 2.0a M3
<ctr> haha
<feem> my release introduces the new watermelon parsing model
buttes #cockes
<afed> you dont have to like korn to think pink floyd sucks
<rolloffle> pink floyd > j00
<rolloffle> the wall is easily a 4-star album
<afed> you do have to smoke weed to think pink floyd is good thoughb
<nick> i dont smoke weed and i like them
<rolloffle> afed: drugs are bad
<afed> you may have been exposed to second hand weed smoke
<afed> or maybe your mom smoked it before you were born
<rolloffle> this one time I was on the train when I was 13 and I smelled weed smoke
<rolloffle> but I didn't see any
<afed> ok thats where you were infected then
<rolloffle> infected u say
<afed> infected with stonerism
<afed> gay stonerism
<rolloffle> pink floyd is not for stoners
<rolloffle> that is one of the worst stereotypes perpetuated ever
<rolloffle> almost as bad as "niggers have big lips"
<afed> stereotypes are a huge timesaver
chirpnet
<@spic> hey
<@spic> some old person dropped their pedometer
<@spic> at work
<@spic> i reset it and i walked 2.05 miles in 2 hours
<@spic> or 4757 steps
<@spic> i'm going to strap it to my arm tomorrow and jack off
<@spic> its gonna be hot
<@spic> see how many miles i jack off
<@spic> i have jacked off 2000 steps
Comment: HOT!
buttes #cockes
<KosherSalami> necco: huh do you have a PhD?
<necco> KosherSalami: yes, i recently earned my PhD in Conservative Arts
<afed> i have access to a pretty nice laser printer at work, i should get a Ph.D
buttesnet #gapp
<@_ncog> i didnt know genesis was so retarded
<@_ncog> lol @ gods flmaing sword forever blocking the path into eden
<@_ncog> what does god need with a fucking sword
<@_ncog> srsly
< rshxd> IT DEALS D6 FIRE DAMAGE
<@abez> D6 fire damage ?
<@abez> that's pretty weak
<@vxp> nerds
<@abez> it's like a shortsword that's on fire
< rshxd> not against trolls
< rshxd> well
< rshxd> that's additional
<@abez> oh
<@abez> well then that's ok
<@abez> especially if you can't use a longsword
< hzu> neeeeeeeeeeeerds
buttesnet
<jca> i was looking into poppy tea a month or so, but was unable to find a good source.
<zapanig> the first time
<zapanig> i called a florist
<zapanig> "Hey. I stepped on my wifes wreath stuff. I dont know what they are. Some kind of round egg thing on a stem. I need to replace them."
buttes #onebutan
< mroach> kalleboo-macbook: do your parents have unlimited internet?
-!- kalleboo-macbook [nobody2@jew-6722C767.nsw.bigpond.net.au] has quit [Ping timeout]
< mroach> guess not
buttesnet
<incog> so glad to be home
<incog> walked in on the lollest chav fight on my way home
<incog> "YOU CANT HIT HER SHES PREGNANT INNIT"
<incog> "WELL SHES NOT PREGNANT IN HER FACE"
buttes #cockes
<Raz> I really hope someone develops a cooperative rape game for the Wii, where you team up with 3 other people to control the limbs of a rapist and try to keep your victim under control
<octalc0de> that was a long fart
<octalc0de> i'm pretty shit it was you shitting your pants
<octalc0de> 555
<Zaphod> o
<engimo> 555 golden yambabies
<engimo> roasted to perfection
<engimo> with a honey glaze
<nat_> hello: a chick was asking if she could put a banana in my ass and take a picture
<nat_> I blame this all on you
Evolnet
<Dessimat0r> OSX IS THE FUNGUS INFESTED SKIN ON THE ROTTING SKELETON THAT IS BSD
<rolloffle> Dessimat0r: SKELETONS DON'T HAVE SKIN
<rolloffle> THAT'S WHY THEY'RE SKELETONS
buttesnet #cockes
<jnz> O _.-_
<jnz> PUNTME RIDES <|\ __.' o "-.
<jnz> CHATZILLA INTO ___/---"" ,,,' Grrr
<jnz> BATTLE __--" L __ ^^;
<jnz> ____--"" ___ _-\" `""
<jnz> -===-------""" "( __-" ,}
<jnz> .'_/"\
<jnz> .'/" `\`._
<jnz> "-_c " '
Comment: submitted for posterity
buttes #cockes
<@mikael> <gay4functional> Science shows that functional programming decreases BUGS, and increases EFFICIENCY! Multiple real-world projects have implemented functional programming! Functional programs control ALL space robots
<@mikael> <gay4functional> Just compare this Haskell quicksort to this quicksort some guy wrote in MIPS assembly. The functional version is 3 lines and the imperative version is FIFTY lines! That's a REAL economic profit right there! Science shows that programmer time is more expensive than computer time!
<@mikael> <gay4functional> Compilers for functional programming languages are HIGHLY INTELLIGENT since they know EXACTLY what you want to do! That's why functional compilers have a MUCH easier time optimizing code, making Haskell code FASTER than ASSEMBLY! Also, functional compilers make your programs PARALLELLIZED with NO EFFORT!
<@mikael> <gay4functional> Now, it may be true that this is not true at the current point in time, but in the future, research shows that ALL programs will be functional!
<incog> boner aid
<incog> africa needs more boners stat
<incog> every 3 seconds a child in arfica goes limp
<engimo> the u.n. boner aid program is corrupt
<engimo> NO BONERS FOR OIL
<rolloffle> Live AIDS
* incog clicks his fingers
<incog> thats another one gone
buttes #cockes
<@abez> WSHit
<@abez> sshit
<@abez> shit
<@abez> 2L of coke
<@abez> rippin through a caffeine wussy
<@abez> Oh god
<@abez> FREAKIN OUT
<@KosherSalami> :o
<@KosherSalami> huh
<@KosherSalami> abez: you're a caffeine wussy?
<@abez> I AM FUCKED UP ON COKE
<@KosherSalami> abez: you were drinkin plenty of coke in chicago?
<@abez> SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK NOT 2L
<@KosherSalami> haha
<@abez> I"M ZOOMIN
<@abez> FUCKIJN
<@hello> you disgust me
<@abez> my heart is seriously racin here
<@abez> my little ol heart can't take this BAM BAM BAM CAFFEINE SHIT SHIT FUKKC
<@abez> SHIT
<@abez> AND I DELETED VIDEO GAMES
<@abez> WHY GOD
<@abez> WHY GOD
<@abez> I COULD BE TWITCHING OUT
<@abez> PLAYING FPS
<@abez> BUT NO
<@abez> I DELETED THEM FOR PRODUCITIVITY
<@[]J> o
<@darren> man this fucking morning musume song sucks even more when its actually morning musume singing it
<@abez> MOTHERFUCING SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
<@abez> AND I DONT WANT TO JERK IT
<@abez> CAUSE LIKE IF I SAVE IT UP
<@abez> I CAN BLOW BIG LOADS ON WIFE
<@abez> BAM
<@abez> IN THE FACE
<@abez> YEAH
<@abez> FUCK FUCK FUCK
<@abez> READY LOADING RUN
* abez FIRES AT DARREN
<@abez> ARRRR YEE MATEY
<@abez> I GOT YEE IN THE EYE
<@abez> ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
<@abez> COCKEYED DARREN
<@darren> chinks are lucky they have protective slits to stop the jizz getting in there
<@abez> FUCKER OF SHEEP AND PIRATE OF THE SOUTH EAST ASIAN ISLANDS
<@abez> CHING CHING CHONG I AM DARREN I KNOW CHINK SPEAK CAUSE I LIKE SLANTS MOTHERFUCk i am PIRATE TOO SHIT BAG TURD FUCK
<@darren> if i didn't have to pay i'd make that my sa custom title
<@abez> i feel a little better now
trufflemongers
<JacksonBrown> I'm surprised l0de planned far enough ahead to have a playlist
<spic> JacksonBrown winamp can play a folder
ZiRC #currentevents
<StabbinHobo> the imdb quotes page for big lebowski is pretty much the entire script
buttesnet
<popeye> oprah is just a fat fear mongering faggot who preys on people's insecurities
<popeye> oh cool new alex jones show is on
buttes #cockes
<incog> I remember the time when i signed up to the stormfront forums with the username The_Ghost_of_Martin_Luther_King
<incog> i have never been banned so fast in my life
<incog> I only got one post in
<incog> and that was WooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo
buttesnet #cockes
<mikael> the crazy vibrato things in my favorite things make me ejaculate instantly
buttes #cockes
<gudrow> i'd settle for adolf titler
<moira_> I don't think tits would go well with the moustache
<gudrow> well you're dead fucking wrong
buttes #cockes
<rolloffle> Kalle has siblings?!
<Kalle> rolloffle: 4
<incog> you never talk about them
<Kalle> two anorexic, one with panic disorder
<rolloffle> haha it's genetic
<Kalle> incog: I don't meet them
<Kalle> rolloffle: yah my dad has ocd and my mother's father too