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#1505

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buttes #cockes

<Al> coprophil
<bleep> D:
<Al> it's no good making faces at me
<Al> if you dont want to be called names, well
<Al> you should have thought of that before you decided to be french

#2024

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buttes #cockes

<incog> lol, all the kids on my estates have started attacking those "community support officers"
<incog> because they know all they can do is take names and addresses
<incog> so the community support officers have to go around in packs of 4 on my estate
<incog> they cause more crime than they prevent just by giving the chavs victims

#1566

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buttesnet #cockes

<riffic> i'm not that old
<afed> older than gudrow?
<riffic> I doubt it
<riffic> gudrow's in his 40s?
<mikale> I thought late 30s
<puntme> gudrow can get a discount at long john silvers
<sma> gudrow's like 75 at least
<mikale> oh, are we talking years? I thought we were talking decades of birth
<sma> millennia
<mikale> scary
<puntme> when irc was first created gudrow was already on
<afed> yeah jarkko connected and gudrow was like lol and killed him
<jnz> khaled mardam-bey logged on to the first IRC server and found @Gudrow in #tablets
<mikale> khaled mardam-bey was like "oh, how curious to find another chatter in here, I'm laughing out loud", and Gudrow was like "'round these parts, we just say 'lol'"

#3772

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#flashsupport

<HunterX11> is that your actual handwriting
<HunterX11> good lord
<aempirei> probably
<aempirei> i think i was upside down under a desk when i wrote that
<HunterX11> looks like some ransomer trying to disguise their handwriting, too lazy to cut out letters from magazines
<HunterX11> despite just having cut up a bunch of magazines

#381

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<@justinw> i'm sitting here refreshing my isp account page hoping that the adsl status will change from "provisioning" to "active" :(
<@hello> -_-
<@sam> I'm sitting here watching #poohats hoping that the australia status will change from "pathetic" to "bearable"
<@ScheisseGern> hahaha
<@ScheisseGern> *BAM*

#3406

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buttesnet

<popeye> dmt made me take off all my clothes, shit my pants, vomit, and wallow around in the tub pretending to be a whale
<popeye> and scare my uncle to death with rants about the reptilian brain hologram and its relationship to globalism
<vxp> lol
<popeye> yeah dude
<popeye> dont you know?
<popeye> the reptilian brain isnt just in lizards, its a data structure thats represented in the historical timeline, because everything is just a smaller or larger version of everything else
<popeye> your brain is a microcosm of the universe
<popeye> i said something like that
<popeye> except it sounded a lot scarier coming from a naked man with soap on his balls

#1972

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buttes #cockes

<Kalle> I just accidentally made a gin&tonic with like 10 cl of gin
<Kalle> it's an awesome gin&tonic
<Kalle> I am just afraid of becoming an alcoholic
<Kalle> I probably have the inclination
<Kalle> because I drink alone in my room 2-3 times a week and almost never in social context
<weasel> lol
<weasel> ur funnt

#1052

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<@Winkie> i have developed a new form of communication
<@Winkie> it is called a buttephone
<@hello> Winkie: but you already talk out of your ass

#3437

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buttes #flashsupport

<popeye> one time i went to a glorhole and some dick poked out of the hole
<popeye> and i just stood there with my arms folded
<popeye> and didnt even touch it
<popeye> thats how straight i am

#3166

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buttesnet

<pagga_> the creator of freenet is on the radio
<pagga_> they are talking about cp
<pagga_> he;s denying that there is cp on freenet
<pagga_> the (clueless) show host asked him about the potential danger of people wanting to "publish" cp there
<pagga_> and they guy conceded that it is a possibility but "so far it hasn't happened"
<pagga_> Contact : Press enquiries should be directed to Ian Clarke
<pagga_> this was the fag who was just on
<pagga_> i feel like emailing him and asking why he lied on national radio
<pagga_> i have it on good authority (jacksonbrown) that freenet hosts cp

#3551

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#flashsupport

<Winkie> --- Day changed Thu Nov 10 2011
<Winkie> 15:09 < incog> http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6807863/The.Elder.Scrolls.V.Skyrim-%5BCRACK.ONLY%5D_-_Ali213
<Winkie> 16:06 < incog> 1.8%
<Winkie> 16:14 < incog> 2.5%
<Winkie> 16:34 < incog> 4.2%
<Winkie> 17:45 < incog> 9.4%
<Winkie> 17:53 < incog> 10% stolen here
<Winkie> 19:06 < incog> 16.3% stolen
<Winkie> 20:36 < incog> 23.8%
<Winkie> 23:01 < incog> skyrim is 32.4% stolen
<Winkie> --- Day changed Fri Nov 11 2011
<Winkie> 12:19 < incog> popeye, 40% stolen
<Winkie> 23:15 < incog> 87.7%
<Winkie> --- Day changed Sat Nov 12 2011
<Winkie> 01:23 < incog> 94.6% stolen
<Winkie> 02:45 < incog> 999.3%
<Winkie> 03:14 < incog> 100%
<Winkie> the trials of incog

#3730

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#flashsupport

<incog> btw jakk, if you smoke that much a day and ever run dry
<incog> just dont eat
<incog> and ur fat will metabolize
<incog> and release locked in thc
<incog> i do this when im dry

#3356

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buttesnet

<cocklovermcdickington> frequently after i wake up from a bender i find i have 30 tabs open with pages about soviet warplanes
<cocklovermcdickington> when i'm drunk i'm an aviation enthusiast

#1282

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bantown #bantown

<@mdl> i wish i could grow multiple dicks
<@mdl> and beat people with them
<@mdl> like i'd spin around and whip them with a hurricane of boners
<@dh> hahahahahaahahaha
<@dh> Boner Hurricane.org
<+shakparl> bonercane
<@dh> hahahahahaha
<+danh> there is japanese porn that can help you live your dream
<@mdl> dh: dude that would be a sweet professional wrestler move
<@dh> fuck yea
<@dh> what would your professional wrestler name be though
<+shakparl> ys
<@mdl> The Donginator
<@dh> hahahahahahahahaha
<+shakparl> with a jizzstapo finishing movie
<@dh> DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE DONG IS EXCRETEING?
<@dh> JIZZSTAPOOOOO
<@mdl> hahhahahaha
<@dh> hahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<@dh> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<@dh> im irlol so hard
<+shakparl> do you smell what the cock is fucking
<@h8crime> you cannot stop the dong
<@h8crime> you cannot stop the dong

Comment: The Bonercane

#137

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Evolnet

<DiKKy> NORDS ARE CUTE, NORDS ARE STRONG, BE NICE TO THEM CUZ THEY BELONG, STOP HATING, STOP KICKING, COME VISIT A NORD, ITS EASY TO FIND HIM CUZ HE LIVES IN A FJORD, BE HAPPY AND NICE TO YOUR NORD, GIVE ALL UR COCK AND HE WILL EAT BEFORE U CAN COVER IT IN A SOCK

#1475

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<dsp> (20:59:53) Rebecca: i used myspace to mass last measure people in a bulletin
<dsp> i think i am in love

#1793

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buttes #cockes

<ScheisseGern> my neighbor is a meth addict with AIDS
<ScheisseGern> who restores antique furniture

#3484

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hardchats #flashsupport

<znutar> best chats were when oclet had his jaw wired shut and was chatting 24/7
<oclet> when i had my jaw wired shut
<oclet> i took some acid
<znutar> you had to try and make him lol because he physically couldn't
<oclet> and i cut out the wires with wire cutters
<oclet> and then pulled them out with pliers
<oclet> then i watched walker texas ranger
<oclet> and opened and shut my mouth for like 4 hours
<incog> im glad im not you
<vxp> ^^^
<oclet> i just boosted the chat rating to a 3
<oclet> with my sweet story
<vxp> oclet is a machine for turning dignity into funny stories

#2234

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buttes #cockes

<lncog> i once punched one of my girlfriends in the face just so i could use the "i only hit you because i love you" line

#2343

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NiggerNet #GNAA

<vxp> stop blogging miles of unintelligible crap into #GNAA
<JacksonBrown> vxp: DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IRC
<JacksonBrown> DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT NOT BLOGGING
<JacksonBrown> WHILE IRCING
<vxp> JacksonBrown: why are you blogging into the window of my irc client
<JacksonBrown> -flood blog
<vxp> -flood blog
[ ... ]
<JacksonBrown> PEOPLE LIKE vxp NEED TO TAKE A TEST BEFORE THEY"RE ALLOWED ON IRC
<JacksonBrown> PEOPLE LIKE vxp NEED TO TAKE A TEST BEFORE THEY"RE ALLOWED ON IRC
<JacksonBrown> PEOPLE LIKE vxp NEED TO TAKE A TEST BEFORE THEY"RE ALLOWED ON IRC
<JacksonBrown> PEOPLE LIKE vxp NEED TO TAKE A TEST BEFORE THEY"RE ALLOWED ON IRC
<JacksonBrown> PEOPLE LIKE vxp NEED TO TAKE A TEST BEFORE THEY"RE ALLOWED ON IRC
<JacksonBrown> PEOPLE LIKE vxp NEED TO TAKE A TEST BEFORE THEY"RE ALLOWED ON IRC
>>> quit/JacksonBrown!(~JacksonB@Niggers.Niggers.Niggers.Niggers) (Excess Flood)

Comment: blogsonbrown showcasing his inner-macfag like any other day

#3277

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buttesnet #onebutan

<captain_g> 1) Why are men required to be the pursuers? Women are seen as trophies, objects to be captured and paraded around, but why is this the case? Why must men be the ones to exert all the risk, the ones to potentially face rejection?
<captain_g>
<captain_g> 2) Why are women so cold toward men in their pursuits that society reinforces? Is there a biological reckoning to this, or is it purely cultural?
<Al> 3) Why don't girls like me, I am polite and considerate and only throw a tantrum and cry when my nauseatingly clammy advances completely and utterly fail to get me any pussy, ever, waaah waaah waaah?
<Al> 4) Why will nobody even try to understand HOW HARD IT IS TO BE ME
<Al> 5) INTERNET

#1294

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buttes #cockes

<fotwenny> \|/ It's currently 4:20 in El Salvador! \|/
<schizune> fotwenny is eleven seconds slow
<engimo> schizune: pot slows your reflex time

#1947

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<oxxiox> anyway im off to go hang out with a girl
<hello> lol
<oxxiox> c u
<hello> gl hf
<oxxiox> will get headshoot and rescue the hosties

#3273

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<incog> Europe's Rosetta probe swings by the 100km-wide Asteroid Lutetia, the largest space rock yet visited by a satellite.
<incog> europe #1
<zapanig> the "largest space rock" does that include things like neptune and saturn
<incog> those are gas giants

Comment: zapanig trying to defend his country

#1496

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<@oxxiox> zeba: i'm sorry but i can't for the life of me imagine you putting your penis in any mouth
<@oxxiox> apart maybe from hello's
<@hello> oxxiox: i know

#2239

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< oxxiox> that is how you get back at terrorists
< oxxiox> none of this occupation shit
< oxxiox> you just show their leaders getting their anuses licked
< faced> i aint no allahback girrrrl

#1440

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buttesnet #cockes

<incog> my ds said my brain age was 84 before i read the rules, so i did it again after reading the rules and it was 90

#326

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<afed> i heard bill gates is going to add an ipod nano scratcher to longhorn

#1813

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buttes #cockes

<incog> i have a strange urge to ejaculate into my wii's disk slot
<incog> it must be valentines day

#1438

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buttesnet #cockes

<Al> i can't think of a time i've been on irc very soon before or after having sex, really
<Al> the two activities generally occupy pretty much opposite poles of my spare time
<dsp> is that why you're so often on irc al

#3038

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buttesnet

<popeye> This article is about the technology and dog writer. For the queer studies professor, see Jonathan D. Katz.
<popeye> wtf is queer studies sounds like a made up term to mock academia
<popeye> thats like majoring in fudge packing
<popeye> do you have to take the final exam at a bathhouse
<popeye> is it an oral exam?
<popeye> are the tests rated 0 to 69?
<popeye> can you score a negative on the test or must the tests all be poz
<CoryDoctorow> you're good at this

#736

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buttes #cockes

<sam> this book rules and you should read it
<sam> it teaches you scheme, then teaches you how to write a scheme interpreter in scheme, then it shows you how to implement prolog in scheme, then it shows you how to write a scheme compiler
<emoemo> that reminds me of a part of catch 22 where the guy wanted everyone to shoot skeet, which was good training because it trained them to shoot skeet

#396

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Evolnet #metawire

--> richard_duka (~richard_d@0-1pool108-215.nas11.austin2.tx.us.da.qwest.net) has joined #metawire
<richard_duka> hello fernds
<dukeku> Gentelmens would U be so kind,to give me to USE your ASS HOLEs, for a little gently fuck !!
<richard_duka> pleas do not cuss i am on office network thank you dukeku

#1251

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buttes #cockes

<Raz> one time when I was 10 or so I saw a special on Oprah about how kids were having sex as YOUNG AS 14 and shit
<Raz> so I asked my magic eight-ball if I'd have sex by the time I was 14
<Raz> and it said yes
<Raz> THAT'S HOW I LEARNED THAT MAGIC EIGHTBALLS ARE FULL OF SHIT

#1606

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buttesnet #cockes

<@Kalle> hi-5
<@Kalle> j/k hands are disgusting

#1901

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buttes #onebutan

<KosherSalami> why does updating iTunes take so fscking long
<KosherSalami> i'm only running like 200 new tags
<stabby> its because you're jewish
<KosherSalami> i don't buy it
<stabby> of course not, you steal everything

#1025

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buttes #cockes

<incog> i wonder if thats how jews have sex
<incog> through their cloacums
<incog> or do they just lay thier eggs and the male fertilizes them later
<incog> juden pupae

#3725

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buttes

<hex> why exactly is your garden filled with graves
<incog> i made a fire pit from them so it wouldnt spread
<incog> its what middle class fags call "recovered stone"
<vxp> a k a
<vxp> stolen stone
<incog> ja
<hex> lol
<incog> i didnt smash or steal them, my dad is a builder and gets cheap shit, he didnt want to build crap for customers with the parts that
had names on and crap
<incog> so i made a wall in my back yard with them, had a pile spare
<incog> no idea what made it explode, air pocket or smth
<incog> my mom was all "i'll pay you later" thinking i was trying to kill my dad off
<incog> but i didnt do shit
<vxp> hahahaha
<incog> he was grasping at his chest when it happened though, it was kinda funny

#3675

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<Dr_DOOMz> I watched a porn competition where women had to fuck the most guys.
<Dr_DOOMz> A woman fucked something like 800 men in 2 days, and came 2nd...
<Dr_DOOMz> You could see the shame after she didn't win.
<Dr_DOOMz> >I fucked so many men for nothing.

#274

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Evolnet

<h3n> guys sometimes i put on a reflective vest like i'm an official at the elementary school at recess and i watch for kids to fall down while they're playing and i run over and act like i'm helping them up but i'm touching their tushies and pee pees

#3457

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buttesnet #flashsupport

<Winkie> i am scared of dxm
<Winkie> because if it unlocked the deepest levels of my conciousness
<Winkie> i would probably become a serial killer
<Winkie> because the core of my being is uncloaked hate for 95% of the world

#1801

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buttes #cockes

<Al> life's a trip
<Al> in your case, a trip to the therapist
<uncog> and al's is a trip to the std clinic
<Al> haven't had an std in years
<Al> which is more than you can say, since you were apparently born with several

#1118

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buttes #cockes

<Al> too fat to rape
<engimo> that was a jethro tull song
<Al> seriously?

#2302

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buttesnet #cockes

<%Winkie> mmm bong
<%Winkie> wait what
<%Winkie> smoke weed everydya
<%Winkie> string theory is interesting
<%Winkie> i like LQG
<%Winkie> but until it's testable w/e
<@dsp> pot culture ^^^

#916

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buttes #cockes

<incog> gta4 should be good, all it has to do to be a hit is be the same as gta:sa but not have a nigger as the main character

#2189

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buttes #cockes

<jnz> Danialle Barse, 27, was unfamiliar with the commercial-grade aerial firework she was using Monday night, said Mike Welch, a police detective in this Detroit suburb.
<jnz> "She basically killed herself in front her children and her fiance," Welch said.
<jnz> Barse and another woman were trying to set off a 3-inch mortar bomb in the parking lot of the car wash where Barse worked when it went off as she had her head over it
<ramengimo> haha
<ramengimo> i find it hard to have sympathy for people like that
<moira_> maybe she was just trying to teach her kids a lesson about how to use fireworks safely
<ramengimo> well if that's what she was trying to do, she did a right good job of it moira_
<moira_> exactly, that's my point
<moira_> she was just really passionate about safety
<moira_> she was such a great parent that she gave her life in the name of firework safety
<ramengimo> wow
<ramengimo> she needs like a statue
<ramengimo> or an eternal flame or something

#16

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Evolnet

<rolloffle> it's creepy the way all of the US seems to be counting down until when the olsen twins are "legal".
<rolloffle> 1. they already are legal.
<rolloffle> 2. they're not that attractive.
<rolloffle> 3. nobody cares, they're celebrity whores.
<Dessimat0r> yes
<rkz> yes
<penisbird> yep
<rkz> what are they going to do
<rkz> rape em when it reaches 0
<rolloffle> exactly.
<rkz> so the sentace is lighter
<rkz> not pedophilia
<rkz> just rape

#1848

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buttesnet #cockes

<Al> my grandmother never uses the terms "rapist" or "molester", instead she always says "sex pests"
<Al> i find the term has a delightfully quaint stiff-upper-lippishness, as if rapists and child-molesters represent minor nuisances, on a par with a wasp sting or the discovery of rats in one's attic

#2416

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trufflemongers

<shaqkarl> hah
<shaqkarl> I'm looking at a graph of the USD to CAD exchange over 5 years
<shaqkarl> it looks like this
<shaqkarl> \
<rolloffle> that is the funniest backslash I have ever seen

#3625

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#flashsupport

<zybl0re_> geochem prof was just like "I was going to be a chemist but I went into geology for a better social life."
<zybl0re_> WISDOM

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