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#560

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<nat_> Ok, following a link labeled "girl with gorgeous body sucks a huge cock" and seeing pics of a homely chick and a tiny penis makes me wonder about the endowment of the webmaster who linked it

#3480

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hardchats #flashsupport

<Analrapist> so how about them bitcoins afed
<afed> i turned off my minters
<afed> miners
<afed> they were making my mom's house excessively hot
<afed> and i haven't had time to buy her a new air conditioner

#1604

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buttesnet #cockes

<rolloffle> I should totally write an irc log compressor so I can totally store my logs in less space :O
<wz> its called bzip2
<wz> its a good text compressor
<mikael> I bet it doesn't even have special cases for "huh" or "w/e"
<zeba> mikael: lol moira dict
<zeba> 1 huh
<zeba> 2 glug
<zeba> 3 what
<zeba> 323213123123123123123123123123123123213123123 <-- 1 hr of moira

#2039

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buttes #cockes

<+Raz> Oh, wow, bash me for an avatar that I bought because I happen to be a dedicated fan of perhaps the most poignant, painstakingly woven tapestry of love, loss and vengeance ever to be put from pen to paper.
<@rolloffle> Raz: Romeo & Juliet?
<+Raz> rolloffle: no FF7

#2487

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buttesnet #onebutan

< nop> WE HAVE TO SWITCH TO THE GAY GOLD STANDARD
<@will> the value of the dollar will be pegged to a market basket of gay-related consumer goods
<@will> lube
<@will> poppers
<@will> diesel jeans
< ScheisseGern> crystal methamphetamine
<@will> cigarettes
< ScheisseGern> vespas
<@will> jockstraps
< ScheisseGern> (but only certain brands)
< ScheisseGern> reyataz
< ScheisseGern> kaletra
< ScheisseGern> truvada
<@will> AZT

#1587

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buttesnet #cockes

<Kalle> a43: about 50 % of everything I eat is filmjölk and some type of musli
<JiZZy> what is musli
<JiZZy> aside from things that get blamed for wtc when it was the jews
<a43> JiZZy: healthy kind of cereal which is like bark and whole grains
<JiZZy> do they make allahu akhbar sounds rather than snapcracklepop

#1054

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buttes #cockes

<eam> I'm sure this all seems very complicated to someone accustomed to working on a dell PC in his mother's basement
<dsp> eam: WELCOME TO IGNORE
<dsp> population: u

#2612

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buttesnet #gbs-fm

<Fishmech> "Everyone can talk big until you have a fucking stranger wandering around your house uninvited at 5 in the fucking morning."
<Fishmech> "I live in my parents basement (yes, I know I'm a living cliche, but I go to a college with no dorms and it's cheaper than an apartment). I heard a sound upstairs, think it's nothing. About 5 minutes later my dad comes down and is like "didnt you hear that?" and I go "Yeah, what?" and he tells me he heard a noise, got up, and there was some guy in our house and he threw him out."
<Fishmech> "Our door wasn't locked"
<+Kuuenbu> Did he take his mic away from him?
<+Kuuenbu> Cuz that would be fuckin funny
<+Kuuenbu> especially if he started yelling at him like a teenager over it

Comment: reliving kuuenbu.mp3 in the ocntext of a basement goon from south dakota

#1333

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<Winkie> engimo: so once i had this bonghit
<Winkie> and it was so big it made ScheisseGern go woah

#757

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buttes #cockes

<afed> bleep: i agree with your theories on reproductive organs and look forward to reading about electronically signed ovaries in an upcoming research article

#1680

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<@evilpie> "h-hello? are your linux grids running? WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH THEM"
<@evilpie> *click*

#3011

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buttesnet

<Shaniqua> Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML
<KiSSy> why is that an fml
<KiSSy> passed out chix r gr88

#648

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buttes #cockes

<afed> you dont have to like korn to think pink floyd sucks
<rolloffle> pink floyd > j00
<rolloffle> the wall is easily a 4-star album
<afed> you do have to smoke weed to think pink floyd is good thoughb
<nick> i dont smoke weed and i like them
<rolloffle> afed: drugs are bad
<afed> you may have been exposed to second hand weed smoke
<afed> or maybe your mom smoked it before you were born
<rolloffle> this one time I was on the train when I was 13 and I smelled weed smoke
<rolloffle> but I didn't see any
<afed> ok thats where you were infected then
<rolloffle> infected u say
<afed> infected with stonerism
<afed> gay stonerism
<rolloffle> pink floyd is not for stoners
<rolloffle> that is one of the worst stereotypes perpetuated ever
<rolloffle> almost as bad as "niggers have big lips"
<afed> stereotypes are a huge timesaver

#3680

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#flashsupport

<incog> vidya is so boring these days the biggest thread on /v/ is loading up mapquest, hiting the radio buttons for every country and the stealth option so you cant tell where you are
<incog> and trying to make it to an airport using only road signs
<incog> so far the consensus is that everywhere but canada, russia and tokyo look like 3rd world countries
<incog> you know the gaming industry is shit when /v/ is playing its own getting lost simulator

#679

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buttes #cockes

<emofed> anyone notice how israel's tanks have their main guns pointing down
<emofed> it's because they're usually engaging an infant standing less than 100 meters away
<emofed> as opposed to the tanks of every other nation on earth, which are made to fight other tanks at multiple kilometers away
<darren> that palestinian infant could have a large supply of rocks, etc, with which to destroy israel

#3854

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#dongforce

<@û[EmO]> that's a good #ifihadglass
<@malcolm> rape in progress
<@malcolm> ... glass, record
<@flunitrazepam> im looking forward to the google glass vids
<@malcolm> what i would do
<@malcolm> is record really like
<@Andres> yes
<@malcolm> irl moments
<@malcolm> and stitch the clips together
<@malcolm> then market it
<@malcolm> as ambient tv

#1225

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buttes #cockes

<[]JadedSamurai> the boston tea bagging party
<Al> i think i attended that

#1532

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Freenode #cisco

<incog>         , _____
<incog> (*)|-__o_/_|__ \_    LOL
<incog>   --/ /          |    @
<incog>    (*)'-()----()-`  LILO
<buttery> INCOG THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS

#2376

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buttesnet #cockes

<Fishmech> zyblore is a catfish wrestler IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
<@Catbus> Fishmech is a catbus spyer if you know what i mean
<Fishmech> it's not spying
<Fishmech> it's love
<Fishmech> wait
<@Catbus> o
<@Catbus> ok

#878

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buttes #cockes

<Kalle> I wonder who some of the people running where I run are. some of them run fucking fast. like run past me very very quickly. and I have a high tempo
<Kalle> do they run 1 km and then collapse or are they competing athletes
<mikael> I bet they're sitting around on #fastrunners saying "I wonder who some of these fucking LOSERS running where I run are. some of them run fucking slow. like I run past them very very quickly. and I have a slow tempo"

#3633

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#anti

<znutar> I remember in 3rd grade one of the 4th graders told me and 3 friends that "cunt" was something that adults yell when exercising so they could concentrate all their physical power, like karate dudes
<znutar> that made for an awesome gym class, I tell you

#882

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buttes #cockes

<mikael> I haven't been angry at something since like sixth grade

#1325

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buttes #cockes

<Al> the UN is great if you're a starving darkie
<Al> they give you free shit
<Al> or at least, they give your local warlord free shit and he sells it so he can buy more ammunition to kill you with
<Al> which is nearly as good
<Al> i mean it's not like you got much reason to NOT be shot if you're a starving darkie

#1301

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buttes #cockes

<moira__> I couldn't impregnate stupid white canadian girl and get away with it
<moira__> she knows here I work
<darren> does she know about your goonfleet allegiance
<jnz> darren: he wears the insignia on his shirt and taps it every so often and talks into it like on star trek
<moira__> how dare you

#3739

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#flashsupport

<oclet> luper had sex with rucas
<oclet> in a 3way with nick price

#1936

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chirpnet

<@spic> hey
<@spic> some old person dropped their pedometer
<@spic> at work
<@spic> i reset it and i walked 2.05 miles in 2 hours
<@spic> or 4757 steps
<@spic> i'm going to strap it to my arm tomorrow and jack off
<@spic> its gonna be hot
<@spic> see how many miles i jack off
<@spic> i have jacked off 2000 steps

Comment: HOT!

#1577

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buttesnet #cockes

<hello> lol @ drudge headline
<hello> FEDS: CIRCUMCISION CUTS HIV RISK IN HALF
<eam> cut a little more and you'll remove the risk entirely

#1005

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buttes #cockes

<Zaphod> I always thought the dumbest way to die would be drowning in a pool on a cruise ship

#3010

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buttesnet

<afed> i like to get high and read openbsd man pages

#3362

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buttesnet

<Mr_X> but yeah, being sick is balls
<Mr_X> got nothing to do but sit at home, watch star wars and jerk off
<Mr_X> i got the hi-def version too
<Mr_X> you can totally see leia's nipple slip in this one scene

#464

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aim.cf: so who DID you vote for
eugene.graham: cobb
aim.cf: oh you ninny
aim.cf: you are such a hippie faggot
eugene.graham: You realize I'm like off the scale liberal, right?
aim.cf: its all about badnarik
eugene.graham: Badnarik is technically rightwin
eugene.graham: g
eugene.graham: moderate, but right
aim.cf: technically hes madmaxwing
eugene.graham: he's in the opposite quadrant of the political spectrum as me
eugene.graham: hahahahahahha
aim.cf: thepostmanwing
eugene.graham: THUNDERDOME

#3568

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#flashsupport

<boxc4r> i ordered some industrial safety pins off amazon but the cheapest ones were from a place called "HorseloverZ" so the UPS guy left it on the doorstep of my building nad just left it there so now everyone thinks im ordering strange things from a website called "Horselovers" fml

#2493

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trufflemongers

<amat> ROLLOFFLE I ATE SHIT ON ROTATIONAL JUNK ON FINAL
<amat> I HATE WHEELS AND DISCS AND SPHERES
<rolloffle> this doesn't surprise me
<rolloffle> I asked you yesterday to prove that a planet's angular momentum is unaffected by orbiting a star and you didn't
<amat> HAHA YA I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT DURING THE TEST
<amat> I WAS LIKE
<amat> MOTHER FUCKER
<anisotropy> lol
<rolloffle> I trolled amat into failing a mechanics exam by asking him a stupid question the night before
<amat> YA I GUESS

#1585

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buttesnet #cockes

<incog> I FUCKING HATE MISSIONS WHERE YOU HAVE TO PROTECT SOME UNARMED FAGGOT
<incog> AND IF THEY GET SHOT THROUGH THIER OWN STUPIDITY, YOU LOSE
<rolloffle> GOD MODE CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW

#203

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Evolnet #gnaa

* rolloffle is away: DOOM 3 SUX; LOL @ DOOM 3; DOOM 3 HIT WTC
<PORFA> [08/04 - 06:53:29] * @rolloffle is away: DOOM 3 SUX; LOL @ DOOM 3; DOOM 3 HIT WTC <------ ACTUALLY PLAYING DOOM3

#2570

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buttesnet #sass

<%Fishmech> gnol: http://fishmech.net/girlsofsa/girlsofsa.compugoat.biz/girlsofsa.com/tgc/Ahren/
<@sst> wow i have never seen ringpops and candy necklaces used in porn b4
<%Fishmech> sst: welcome to goon porn

#587

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<@hello> Rapper Lil' Kim Convicted of Perjury...
<@hello> ahahahaha
<@natv> Lil' Kim ;_; neva 4get
<@simon> it turns out she made factually incorrect claims about how many licks it takes to get to the center of the "uh, uh"

#2341

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buttesnet #cockes

<Shaniqua> zeba is willing to pay good money to watch io frot with Hodapp
<Hodapp> zeba is willing to pay good money to watch io frot with Hodapp
<Hodapp> That would be something else

#642

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buttes #cockes

<@ScheisseGern> octalc0de: are yo uabout to go to linden
<@ScheisseGern> you should
<@octalc0de> ScheisseGern: i've got to vaccuum

#3018

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irc.buttes.org

<incog> what the fuck is a canada?
<a43> some kind of pastry I think

#2552

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irc.buttes.org

<aempirei> one time i got my whole phone stylus in my urethra but i scratched my cockinsides with the pointed tip
<aempirei> and my piss burned for like a week

#206

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Evolnet

<Porfa> rolloffle I GOT DOOM3 AND DUDE, IT SUCKS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ITS FULL OF NEWBIE ERRORS, LIKE THE AUTORUN MENU, HAS A NORMAL PENTAGRAM INSTEAD OF A INVERTED ON, I MEAN SATAN? LOOOOOOOL HOW LAME rolloffle... it suxx man
<NO_Y0U_____-> FUNNY
<NO_Y0U_____-> I THINK PORFA
<NO_Y0U_____-> IS THE ONLY ONE
<NO_Y0U_____-> WHO HATES DOOM 3
<NO_Y0U_____-> BECAUSE OF INCORRECT SATANISM
<Porfa> OF COURSE

#928

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buttes #cockes

<Winkie> the fuck is POZ cum
<io> Winkie: you don't know what poz cum is?
<Winkie> io: apparantly
<io> Winkie: it's a collegic term
<io> like cum laude
<io> poz cum laude
<Winkie> i'm sure

#1116

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buttes #cockes

<@Al> and if jobs and degrees are so wonderful, how come you're all so fucking miserable and consumed with self-hatred

#2851

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buttesnet #onebutan

< Ulf> tcl bmi 174 71
< Shaniqua> 24.2. Good for you, you must have some other crippling social problem that brings you here.
< Ulf> tcl poop_p
< Shaniqua> loading grogan... ok
< Ulf> tcl poop_e
< Shaniqua> you pooped :D
< Ulf> tcl bmi 173 71
< Shaniqua> 24.1. Good for you, you must have some other crippling social problem that brings you here.
<@swingler> o i c what u did thar
< Ulf> That's right, a poop joke. And I stand by it.

#2364

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buttesnet #cockes

<Catbus> Seeing real CP was what finally convinced me that pedophilia and having sex with children isn't such a horrible thing. How many of these kids show no signs of fear or uncertainty or that they are being forced into it or otherwise abused?

#1975

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buttes #sass

<Multipass> So I'm listening to MSNBC and the newscaster is interviewing a student over the phone, and this is their exchange:
<Multipass> "So you recorded the shooting on your cell phone?"
<Multipass> "Yes."
<Multipass> "Weren't you terrified?"
<Multipass> "Well I'm from the middle east...so no not really."

#3009

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buttes #cockes

<incog> i have feeling in my mouth again
<Al> does it feel like a dick, by any chance

#1428

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<mikael> I did moira_'s language interpreter construction homework in grade 10, with shit like HINDLEY-MILNER TYPE INFERENCE and CONTINUATION-PASSING! and now they're making me write JAVA, HOW DARE THEY
<mikael> that kind of makes me an ENABLER
<mikael> moira_ was like "hi, I'm 2drunk to wronte this assignment, please do the whole thing for me"

#2046

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buttesnet #cockes

<Kalle> kleenex and tjoilet paper everywhere
<Kalle> and towels
<Kalle> people react to these things when they are in my room
<Kalle> I need to start hiding things

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