50 random quotes
<@Al> Britney Spears Shemale Lookalike Strokes Her Hard Cock - [01/19] - "fabiane-spears-set-1-001.jpg" - 44Kb - yEnc (1/1)
<@Al> haha holy shit she really does look like britney spears
<@Al> only without fake tits
<@jni> al links pls
<@Al> too late
<@Al> already moved on
<@dsp> al knows what usenet is
<@dsp> <Al> I'm not a nerd, guys
<@rolloffle> uh it's commonly known that Al is a lying faggot
<@Al> yeah, i lied about being your father
<@Al> he was actually a shemale who bore a remarkable resemblance to britney spears
<Ada_Lovelace> everybody i know who lives in bradford
<Ada_Lovelace> as marked themselves as being from leeds
<Ada_Lovelace> in fecebook
<Ada_Lovelace> to avoid being from bradford
<zenwhen> Skroob: I really am sorry I trolled you
Comment: o ok
<Kalle> hey, can you sleep with your window open?
<Kalle> I am kind of afraid of doing that
<Kalle> what if bees fly into my home and sting me in the throat
<incog> THEN WE LAUGH
<Kalle> no :(
<a43> I am experiencing the battle between hunger and laziness
<a43> laziness is slowly losing though
<a43> hunger has a powerful ally in time
<KosherSalami> hahahahahahaha this is priceless
<KosherSalami> 10:32 <@afed> tcl wget http://www.dreamhoststatus.com/category/system-outages/feed/
<KosherSalami> 10:32 <@Shaniqua> error: timeout
<rolloffle> KosherSalami: lolqdbing that
<rolloffle> oh wait I can't lol
<radsaq> what's blackboard?
<noradio> a "pile" apparently
<noradio> it's an "intranet solution" ;)
<htonl> imagine that you can fire up vim, go into insert mode, and then take a shit directly into vim and save it
<htonl> that is, essentially, blackboard
< incog> that package still hasnt arrived
< moira____> MY package is about to arrive
< moira____> in your MOUTH
< incog> its one planck length so i wouldnt even know
<mroach> i wish more tv shows had people getting random facials and what not
<engimo_> me too
<mroach> like when two people kiss it just turns into clothes on the floor, rough sex, and facials
<@incog> it was called the holocaust because it all took place on the holo-deck
< pynchon> HAVE EMO OPERS STOLEN YOUR CHANNEL? JOIN #ARAB ON IRC.ARABS.PS TO FIND OUT WHAT THEY ARE SMOKING
<swingler > tcl is gay
<Shaniqua > no YOU are gay
<Skroob > bot insight it#
<swingler > obviousbot is obvious
<incog> lol, if you had 3 dicks... it would be a gamble which ones to hold when you went for a piss
<jnz> from now on, if you are offended by anything in this chat press 2
<jnz> it will be recorded and reviewed by our chat director
<rolloffle> 2222I'm pressing 2 and nothing is happening
<@hex> yeah your idea is better
<@hex> although i probably would enjoy genocide
<@malcolm> i wouldn't
<@hex> im sure they would be little angels in heaven
<@malcolm> unless the genus is capstone illuminati rich mo'fuckaz
<@malcolm> i will become a rapper
<@malcolm> called "robbin hoodz"
<@malcolm> it's too good to fail
<@hex> wait are you serious
<@malcolm> deathly serious
<sam> zeba: i ended up going to a noodle shop. a guy there sold me a pack of 40 chopsticks for $1
<pamplmoose> 40 chopsticks aren't worth a $1
<pamplmoose> 20 asian meals aren't worth a $1
<jre|emo> 20 asians aren't worth $1
<Kalle> I am crying a little
<jre> awww :(
<jre> hey guys leave Kalle alone
<jre> he has enough problems with his appearance, he doesn't need us ragging on him
<Al> why would i leave kalle alone
<Al> i am a bully and he is a freak
<Al> it is mandated that i torment him
<Karabiner> I berby recnounce my citizen's ship of buttes
<Puchu> I see you also renounced the rules of English grammar.
<a43> THE I THE I THE I R S
<a43> THE I THE I THE I R A
<a43> the irs is arguably scarier than the ira though
<@swingler> Skroob: who are we discussing
< Skroob> yes
< Skroob> i want to stab that fucker
< Skroob> srsly mike walk over there and hit him upside the head for me
< Skroob> knock some intellisense into him
<incog> boner aid
<incog> africa needs more boners stat
<incog> every 3 seconds a child in arfica goes limp
<engimo> the u.n. boner aid program is corrupt
<engimo> NO BONERS FOR OIL
<rolloffle> Live AIDS
* incog clicks his fingers
<incog> thats another one gone
< zeba> # Bolgia 6: The bridge over this bolgia is broken: the poets climb down into it and find the Hypocrites listlessly walking along wearing gilded lead cloaks. Dante speaks with Catalano and Loderingo, members of the Jovial Friars. The poets also discover that the guardians of the fraudulent (the malebranche) are hypocrites themselves, as they find that they have lied to them, giving false directions, when at the same time they are punishing
liars for similar sins. Caiaphas, the high priest responsible for ordering Jesus crucified, is seen here; he is crucified to the ground, while the others trample over him. (Canto XXIII)
<@michelangelo> this is basically the worst zeba troll ever
< moira__> the bridge over this bolgimo is broken
< zeba> the sixth bolgimo: an apple user
< moira__> sickening
<@gooktime> what is a good external hard disk for storing pictures of black people on
<@sam> if you try to store black people on an external drive they will just escape through the cable and into your north bridge
<@sam> and then demand voting rights
<@bleep> I JUST PASTED THAT LINK INTO SOME SORES I WAS WORKING ON
<@bleep> OH AND I JUST COMMITTED IT AND IT WAS IN THE COMMIT MESSAGE
<@bleep> OH AND A COWORKER JUST UPDATED HIS REPO
<@bleep> OH AND I JUST GOT A THANK YOU EMAIL
Comment: (half faked)
<strid> downloading hentai with a hardon is like shopping groceries on an empty stomach.
<Winkie> this conspiracy mp3 is painful
<Winkie> the pro conspiracy guy just argues stupid crap and bitches that the US won't release him some pics
<Winkie> and now he's arguing that "pull it" means demolition because if you want to pull people out of a building you use "pull them"
<jre> Alex Jones invented that "fact"
<jre> "pull it" has never been "industry jargon" for any demolition
<jre> Until Alex Jones said so
<jre> He's a brilliant propagandist
<sam> I told your mother to "pull it" last night and I think she'd agree it was indeed a demolition
<Winkie> sam: were you playing jenga?
<sam> f u\
<weasel> let me sum up a day in the life of moira: "yawn" "glug glug glug" <10 hours of unconciousness> "huh" <6 hours of WoW> "glug glug glug"
<@io> I am going to be a goon for halloween
<@hello> so you'll just gain 25 lbs. and revert back to the way you were before you got a gym membership?
<jre|awau> -> lorihdc: 11/f/Vancouver in need of cock
<jre|awau> lorihdc: [away] Your IM has been sent to my mobile device. When I receive it, I will be able to reply. Thanks for your IM! Want your IMs forwarded to your phone? Click here
<jre|awau> -> lorihdc: MY LOVE IS PRECIOUS, BEAUTIFUL AND PURE... YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE LORD FOR TURNING ME DOWN
<@kenn> theming your wm is like putting on biker pants, getting tatoes and a leather hat, attaching rainbow streamers to your bike, and riding up and down san francisco singing cher songs
<@thatguy> doesn't that happen every day in that queer town you live in
<@kenn> yes, people theme their window managers every day
<mixdup> lol bitcoin
<mixdup> I thought you fuckers had made that shit up
<afed> mixdup: when i force a meme, it's a sure thing
<Gudrow> if you stuff a fleshlight up captain goatse's ass and then fuck it, does that count as gay?
01:32:08 < yhl> fuck my router
01:32:11 < yhl> you fuckers all have it
01:32:21 < yhl> and you'll probably exploit another oversight in future
01:32:39 < incog> http://i.imgur.com/fDa6b.png
01:32:41 < incog> http://i.imgur.com/poK5t.png
01:32:54 < incog> you might wanna check your remote access again
<penisbird> lol my dad keeps browsing porno sites
<penisbird> every time I come into the kitchen and make noise, I can hear the CRT click off
<lysol> i knew a kid who'd browse porn with his dad
<lysol> then whenever there'd be a girl sucking a cock they'd go 'ewwww' at the cock
<lysol> they were totally in denial of being gay
<penisbird> yeah the ironic thing is that my dad is a bible freak
<schizoid> give me some examples of us govt intrusion into private life, ie. warrantless wiretapping
<Winkie> schizoid: DOMA
<schizoid> defense of marrage act?
<Winkie> schizoid: ya
<schizoid> eh, looking for something with a little more punch
<Winkie> warrantless wiretapping
<schizoid> that is what i said!
<vxp> war on drugs duh
<Winkie> i was too high
<Winkie> to think of that
<afed> rolloffle: i hated scrubs until i started to like a girl who likes scrubs
<afed> now we watch it all the time, before during and after sex
<afed> one time dr cox said something extremely funny while i was on top of her, i started cracking up and had to stop fucking
aaron> was complaining about the inability to swallow the last couple of days
aaron> in addition to the other symptoms
aaron> and my ER doc gave me AMBIEN AND XANAX
aaron> because what i want when i lose control over a vital muscular response is a sedative and a hypnotic
aaron> cocksucker. i hope i have some karmically-plausible chance to sue him
sherman> i blew an o-ring on the crapper a month ago if that makes you feel better
sherman> ya it was really surprising i even heard a pop
wntd> your ass is the challenger
sherman> yeah seven people died
<rshxd> REMEMBER WHEN THIS CHAT WAS popeye-FREE?
<rshxd> I MISS THOSE DAYS
<less_jca_plz> what do you mean, 'was?'
* popeye has quit (DickServ (GHOST command used by less_jca_plz))
<popeye> did u guess my pass and change it or what
<less_jca_plz> popeye: you forgot to reg your nick mang
<popeye> i swore i regged it
<popeye> my pw was "nigger6"
<popeye> some oper probably unregged it to be funny
<zeba> popeye: that was larry wall's password on perl monks
<popeye> u serious?
<zeba> popeye: no his was actually >=8chars
<popeye> larry "balls to the" wall
<less_jca_plz> larry "i had sex with geneva" wall
<popeye> lol look at him
<popeye> he looks like what would happen if john cleese and ESR could have a baby
<olli-pekka> i love my girls with spectacles because they always take them off for sex and then they don't see you and you can be ugly and shit
--- Al has changed the topic to: <olli-pekka> i love my girls with spectacles because they always take them off for sex and then they don't see you and you can be ugly and shit
<Al> this channel is fantastic
<timecop> Logging in as anonymous ... Logged in!
<timecop> ==> SYST ... done. ==> PWD ... done.
<timecop> ==> TYPE I ... done. ==> CWD /pub/libpng/src ... done.
<timecop> ==> PORT ... done. ==> RETR lpng125.zip ...
<timecop> No such file `lpng125.zip'.
<timecop> OFFICIAOL HOMEPAGE
<rolloffle> it's a shame you WINDOWS USERS don't have STANDARD IMAGE LIBRARIES BUILT INTO OUR OS as we LINUX USERS have
<timecop> very funny dumb nigger
<l0de> Yeah we don't have BITCH TITS built into our torsos either, but hey, LINUX USERS JUST HAVE IT ALL.
<incog> lol ive never had a wetdream in my life
<penisbird> cuz you masturbate too much
<@io> I love how mr_x goes "clubbing"
<@engimo> unts unts unts
<@engimo> unts unts unts
<@io> I know the exact type of faggot
<@zeba> io clubbing means different things to canadians
<@jolly-pecker> unts unts unts
<@io> whats clubbing in canada
<@zeba> SEAL CLUBBING WE BE CLUBBING
<@hello> haha io just got trolled
Comment: buttes party time
< hello> guh
< hello> i saw Knocked Up
< hello> fqn gr8 movie
Comment: You fucking moron.
<incog> you wouldnt
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<incog> download a
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<incog> SO STOP STEALING LINUX
<incog> David Maynor, infamous for the Apple Wi-Fi hack, has discovered bugs in the Windows version of Safari mere hours after it was released.
<incog> He notes in the blog that his company does not report vulnerabilities to Apple. His claimed catch for 'an afternoon of idle futzing': 4 DoS bugs and 2 remote execution vulnerabilities.
<incog> Separately, within 2 hours Thor Larholm found a URL protocol handler command injection vulnerability that allows remote command execution.
<rolloffle> I bet Mac fags still won't accept that Safari sucks dick by default
<evilpie> rolloffle: safari 3 is awesome so fu
<rolloffle> enjoy your latest helping of 4 DoS bugs and 3 rexec vulns
<evilpie> also, maybe you don't understand what the word "BETA" means
<rolloffle> "INSECURE", apparently
<a43> winnipeg is a dogshit dildo
<Al> note to necco: winnipeg is not LITERALLY a dogshit dildo, so put your traveling case away
<gasjews> HOUSTON HAS A GREAT HOLOCAUST MUSEUM
<gasjews> THEY THREW ME OUT FOR MASTURBATING