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#3829

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<+incog> k, i think i found my music, there is a 200gb corrupted .png called dsafghbdgf (2).png
<+incog> tenner bet
<+incog> its a renamed 7z archive

#3830

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#flashsupport

<popeye> i can rest easy that my yordle fetish isnt really all that bad
<popeye> at least i dont stick a metal rod through my dick and stick it in a tube with wasps
<incog> casual

#3831

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#flashsupport

<mao> incog: of course i use rss
<mao> i use all the social networks too
<mao> because why nbot\
<a> even vk
<mao> a: ah yeah, unfortunately Jahar Tsarnaev did not respond to my friend request

#3832

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#flashsupport

<incog> wanna make some money out of cybercrime? sell some new stock images of hands on a darkened keyboard

#3833

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< vxp> watching the 1st episode of Maron, plot appears to be 'Marc Maron drives to a D&D game to confront someone who talked shit about him on twitter'

#3834

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#flashsupport

<Winkie> in the time it took me to go from page 640
<Winkie> to 641
<Winkie> of the freeper thread
<Winkie> it grew 5 pages in length
<Winkie> fuck
<vxp> good luck sisyphus
<Winkie> nice reference
<Winkie> gonna push dat boulder
<Winkie> i'd give you a mythical name too but i don't remember the one about the guy sniffing his own farts all day
<Winkie> knowing the greeks though i bet there fucking was one

#3835

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<@infid3l[eMo]> i spent the last 1.5hrs tracking down this girl who gave me a handjob in a movie theatre 6yrs ago
<@infid3l[eMo]> i should probably open w/ an apology

#3836

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#flashsupport

<incog> Ngâs brain watched YouTube videos for a week and taught itself which ones were about cats.
<incog> the first AI w/ toxoplasmosis

#3837

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#flashsupport

<nop> arrested development starts tomorrow and it will suck
<vxp> if only you'd been there to warn us when futurama series 6 arrived

#3838

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<@Meepsheep> im getting this terrible feeling that the girl im stalkign might be fat or something

#3839

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#flashsupport

<@incog> i was having mouse problems a while back, cursor moving on its own, so i farted around with it
<@incog> and noticed i had another wireless mouse connected
<@incog> grabbed it off the floor
<@incog> and a spider had been living under the gap as it was raised at one side
<@incog> and it moving had been moving my cursor

#3840

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#flashsupport

<incog> i have a few jammers, one i always carry around with me as its also a tiny universal remote
<incog> the one i carry with me is smaller than a cc, only has 7 buttons but full functionality and runs off a coin battery
<incog> its decent for fucking around with the tv's in pubs/bars
<incog> and in hotels as they rent out the remotes at extra cost and the tv's dont have external buttons
<looc> did not read
<incog> i dont require you to
<looc> did not imply you did
<vxp> i read it all
<looc> he didnt require you to
<vxp> did not imply he did
<looc> did not imply that you implied anything of the sort
<vxp> ^^^ not reading this
<looc> did not require you to

#3841

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#flashsupport

<incog> the more i read and watch the more i think that out of all the exabytes of internet content, the good stuff could fit on just one dvd

#3842

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#flashsupport

<popeye> Ask Slashdot: Supporting "Antique" Software?
<popeye> sure
<popeye> just install debian

#3843

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#degenerates

<@Meepsheep> im still searching for a new girl to stalk
<@Meepsheep> well i have one irl
<@Meepsheep> but im not sure im that into her
<@Pee> lol
<@Pee> oti > irl obviously
<@Meepsheep> p much
<@Pee> 2d > 3d
<@Pee> obviously
<@Meepsheep> why cant i just
<@Meepsheep> meet a nice otaku girl irl

#3844

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#flashsupport

<zybl0re> I might get into the UAV biz
<zybl0re> for pipeline monitoring
<zybl0re> and bombing browns
<incog> by bombing browns you mean preemptive pipeline monitoring

#3845

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#flashsupport

<ScheisseGern> mao do you have "Life Coach"es in russia
<incog> they are called travel agents

#3846

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#flashsupport

<popeye> poop on me
<incog> f u mudblood
<incog> i dont poop for free
<popeye> that sounds like a potential fanfic hermione scat humiliation fantasy
<popeye> Warnings: Defecation, Desperation, Farting, Pantypoop, Urination, Wetting
<popeye> Hermione is Bursting! by Poowrite Rated: Y [Reviews - 7]
<popeye> at least his pen name is very appropriate
<popeye> poowrite sounds like some kind of linux utility on sourceforge
<popeye> linux always has apps with names like "assbutt" "shitwanker" and "emacs"

#3847

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#flashsupport

<@incog> Her tight brown-eye opened wide and a mass as thick as a cardboard tube
<@incog> nigga ive seen cardboard tubes of all sizes
<@incog> you are the worst poowriter ive ever seen
< popeye> yeah
< popeye> i could do better
< vxp> and probably have

#3848

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#flashsupport

< popeye> i remember when i visited my brother and him and all his roommates were talking about how "hot" hermione had gotten in the movies (this was around
the 5th movie)
< popeye> and i got this nervous look when they asked me
< popeye> cause my real answer was i thought she was hotter in the first 2 movies

#3849

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#flashsupport

<incog> my first job was in retail and sorting out the ordering system
<incog> asda/wal*mart has a sat link in every store
<incog> there are also hidden timed jingles that the inform the workers to start other jobs, in the uk they would play ant & dec's lets get ready to rumble at 5pm
<incog> this informs floor staff to clear the shelves of empty boxes
<incog> so it looks cleaner for the tea time after work shoppers
<incog> btw, the ordering system is p whack, the terminals used are just bogstandard pc's w/ windows and some terminal emulation for the telxon shits
<incog> and due to thefts, shrinkage and non-scans you would see -1 inventory on junk
<incog> the system would just start ordering forever on a -1
<incog> so my job was to clean those -1's out
<hex> so you were a database constraint

#3850

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#flashsupport

<gudrow2> I'm still undecided as to whether my boss' discovery of ted.com was good or horrible
<gudrow2> the horrible thing is that i generally have to sit through at least one ted video at every staff meeting
<gudrow2> the good thing is that the ted videos take the place of my having to listen to the other idiot dipshits work themselves into a lather

#3851

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#flashsupport

<Winkie> but i actually pronounce letters in words
<Winkie> so northern people think i'm from the south

#3852

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#flashsupport

<incog> the relationships ive had that were first online actually lasted the longest too now that i think about it
<hex> what site did you meet NI girl on
<incog> msn chat, she was an op
<incog> i was a troll
<zybl0re> can I make it any more obvious

#3853

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buttesnet #flashsupport

< incog> its also george orwell's 110th birthday, where is the doodle google
< teratoma> lol
< ScheisseGern> the doodle
< ScheisseGern> is the google logo

Comment: PRISMATIC!

#3854

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#dongforce

<@û[EmO]> that's a good #ifihadglass
<@malcolm> rape in progress
<@malcolm> ... glass, record
<@flunitrazepam> im looking forward to the google glass vids
<@malcolm> what i would do
<@malcolm> is record really like
<@Andres> yes
<@malcolm> irl moments
<@malcolm> and stitch the clips together
<@malcolm> then market it
<@malcolm> as ambient tv

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