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#3779

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#flashsupport

<hex> honey glazed roasted parsnip - still fucking parsnip why did i buy this shit

#3780

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#flashsupport

<hex> i love how you get all this security at job centres
<hex> and ppl asking you immediately what you want
<hex> good they keep the poors in check
<hex> might steal something
<hex> or beat someone up
<hex> thats what the poors do right
<incog> hex, i have a staring match
<incog> w/ the g4s guy
<incog> every week
<incog> i love it
<incog> i always win
<incog> when i start licking my lips
<incog> to freak him out

#3781

+ | - (69.23 / 13)

#flashsupport

< tater> Prove that 2 + 7 is greater than 3
< tater> Assume 2 + 7 < 3
< tater> 9 < 3, this isn't true. A CONTRADICTION, therefore, 2 + 7 > 3 PROVEN.
< Rucas> what
< Rucas> ur dum
< tater> Rucas: i just proved that 2 + 7 is greater than 3
< Rucas> prove 2+2=4
< tater> ok
< tater> assume 2 + 2 != 4
< tater> 4 != 4 isnt true. A CONTRADICTION, therefore 2 + 2 = 4 PROVEN.
< a> i just had something like that in my logic homework
< tater> i miss being a math student
< Rucas> you are an idiot
< Rucas> you cannot prove the fundamentals of maths
< tater> i was the king of derailing prof's lectures
< Rucas> because they are the axioms on which all the laws are made
< Rucas> you cannot write a mathematical proof that shows 2+2=4
< a> is this following argument correct:
< a> if 4 > 3 then 16 > 9
< a> 16 > 9
< a> Therefore, 4 > 3.
< hex> lolling @ rucas
< tater> a: tru
< hex> sometimes you need to stop talking
< tater> Rucas you need to step up your game
< tater> get on a's level
< a> tater, no the argument is not valid
< tater> it is if you switch the last 2 lines
< Rucas> you cannot prove an axiom
< Rucas> this is a contradiction
< a> p => q, q, therefore p is a invalid argument
< tater> im assuming you typo'd that
< Rucas> therefore shut the fuck up
< hex> 2 + 2 = 4 is an axiom ?
< a> not a typo
< tater> hex: no
< a> well
< Rucas> addition is an axiom in the world of maths

Comment: Adventures of Rucas in Mathmagic Land Episode #2

#3782

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#flashsupport

<incog> k im not doing so good, i think my kidneys are doing a song and dance again, amma have to go to the drs and tell them this isnt working out
<incog> because if i carry on im gonna be a shivvering, puking mess
<Winkie> sounds like you have food poisoning incog
<Winkie> not organ failure
<incog> nah
<Winkie> but i'm sure you have 1400 specialists telling you that it's definitely dramatic organ failure
<Winkie> that luckily you're well enough to relay into irc and don't need immediate hospitalisation
<incog> its k, i know what im doing
<Winkie> that has never been true
<Winkie> you live in a bradford attic working occasionally for venue security
<incog> winkie is trying to tell me that i dont know what the start of kidney failure feels like because im jobless
<incog> despite having it before
<incog> classy

#3783

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#flashsupport

< aempirei> when was the last time you had sex?
< Winkie> fair while ago
< aempirei> you lose.

#3784

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#flashsupport

< aempirei> i dont like mud in general and mmorpg
< aempirei> i think all it is is a way to rationalize ur doing
somethign more useful than just chattin on irc
< aempirei> since on irc everyone stays at level 1
< aempirei> which is more accurate
< aempirei> if u dont go to sleep feelin retarded and embarassed
with your time waste, irc aint doin its job

#3785

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#flashsupport

< octalc0de> aempirei: so after looking over your product i am very happy with it
< octalc0de> can i get another copy
< octalc0de> you can even send it postage due again
< octalc0de> and i can paypal you the marginal cost of $12
< octalc0de> also aempirei the number on the customs slip serves as tracking information; most destination post offices will use that barcode
< a> did you get special buttes edition
< hex> is that the one with the semen
< hex> so we can clone our own methhead genius
< a> octalc0de, can you hold it your palm?
< a> A long, boring non-instructional mostly-demonstrative video of me making a copy of "Thirty-Six Dollars Magazine."
< a> ohoho i know how i'm spending my next hour

#3786

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< ollipekka> listening to my chinese bg coworkers story about visiting la
< ollipekka> and using his familys coupons to eat cheap all you can eat
< ollipekka> and smuggling food out of all you can eat
< mdl> lol @ chinks
< ollipekka> and stealing lollipops from banks
< hex> lol
< ollipekka> this is pretty cheap
< ollipekka> his todays lunch is stolen from some LA all you can eat
< ollipekka> wtf
< incog> sounds like a guy who knows what hes doing
< hex> yea i would be friends with this dude
< incog> tomorrow he'll have a box filled with supermarket samples
< ollipekka> its him and his 65yo uncle
< ollipekka> his uncle is so cheap that he has one mcdonalds coffee cup that he has had for over a year
< ollipekka> and he goes to get free refills to mcdonalds every morning with it

#3787

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<incog> shit, now i have to work out my age
<incog> what year is it?
<incog> 2013?
<incog> fuck
<incog> im 29
<incog> no
<incog> 29 in may
<incog> plz kill me
<Zaphod> why don't you have an existential crisis about it
<incog> 30 is death
<Zaphod> oh nm seems like you've got it handled

#3788

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#flashsupport

<incog> it used to take me like 8 pints to get drunk too, but now since my organs failed its like 4
<incog> a blessing in disguise

#3789

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#flashsupport

<szes> what's needless masturbation
<szes> that's like needless snacking

#3790

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#flashsupport

<zybl0re> Hi, my name is Camelia. I'm the spokesbug for Perl 6, the spunky little sister of Perl 5. Like her world-famous big sister, Perl 6 intends to carry forward the high ideals of the Perl community. Perl 6 is currently being developed by a team of dedicated and enthusiastic volunteers. You can help too. The only requirement is that you know how to be nice to all kinds of people (and butterflies). Go to #perl6 (irc.freenode.net) and someone
<szes> the words spunky little sister not written for the first time by a perl dev

#3791

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#stalkers

<@Meepsheep> all i remember from my freshman year was blazing it and watching sonic x

#3792

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#thegibson

<~ryan> im almost an aristocrat
<~ryan> but I do drugs

#3793

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#flashsupport

< incog> i loved how my old sky-badged netqueer
< incog> would reboot once ddos'd
<@Winkie> anyway less of the sitting smugly analysing a network well above my pay grade
< incog> so i would get a new ip
<@Winkie> more of the not giving a fuck because i don't use cloudflare
< incog> means all i had to do to evade lines was go call sonic in #2600 a fag
< incog> eat pax
< incog> and then new ip

#3794

+ | - (81.82 / 11)

#flashsupport

<ScheisseGern> game chat
<ScheisseGern> looking down my nose at this chat
<ScheisseGern> just fyi
<ScheisseGern> totally beneath me, this chat is.
<incog> how do you even see down that nose
<ScheisseGern> ba dum tshhh
<Winkie> careful ScheisseGern
<Winkie> he might come up with a nasty word for someone who doesn't play games like him
<incog> winkie wishes he could quickload irc so he could try out all his ways of rating insults
<incog> he would still lose
<ollipekka> lol

#3795

+ | - (75 / 17)

#flashsupport

< incog> i fucked with BT's FON wifi
< incog> but they didnt filter anything but http
< incog> so it was e-z
< incog> and some transexual packeted my streetlamp

#3796

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#flashsupport

< szes> death proof is a great movie
< bobrovsky> is that the one where matt damon comes up with the theorem of death
< bobrovsky> D:

#3797

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#flashsupport

<szes> oh cool, this rip of skyfall isnt even in hindi

#3798

+ | - (72.73 / 11)

#flashsupport

< ScheisseGern> i think this juche business is gonna work out, actually
< ScheisseGern> they have evolved a new form of man in NK
< incog> i wanna help âï¿&frac12;ï¿&frac12;em
< ScheisseGern> that can tolerate nearly complete starvation and abject cruelty
< ScheisseGern> plus they've built a ridiculously deep subway in pyongyang
< ScheisseGern> i reckon they will bunker down underground, nuke the planet
< ScheisseGern> and then crawl out like mole people

#3799

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#flashsupport

<incog> feels kinda bad when you first start out and have to kill a janitor
<incog> hardly feels like the start of a class war
<incog> poor nigga was just mopping up piss
<szes> what game is that
<incog> liberal crime squad
<incog> i love that anime is a torture method in it
<incog> i kidnapped some eminent conservative scientist
<incog> and made him watch bibleblack
<incog> he burst out crying and killed himself

#3800

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<~m> lol
<~m> this one guy
<~m> keeps trying
<~m> to weasel out of his contract
<~m> by trying to social staff
<~m> into telling him
<~m> that his backups#
<~m> are stored in the same place
<~m> as his live server
<&d> lol
<&d> where are the backups
<&d> actually
<~m> well my traceroute
<~m> shows them
<~m> well
<~m> downstairs
<~m> same as his server
<~m> lol
<~m> so there's an escalated ticket
<~m> that is just open
<~m> and nobody is supposed to answer to the guy
<&d> lol
<&d> but does the contract say
<~m> fucking kafkaesque levels of absurdity
<&d> off site backups
<~m> yea
<&d> or in house backups
<&d> we had offsite backups at the DC i used to work in
<&d> it was an external usb drive the boss took home in his car each day

#3801

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#flashsupport

<incog> ollipekka, make the worlds most offensive game for me
<incog> for ouya
<zybl0re> but nobody will ever play it
<incog> dont need to
<incog> see, ouya’s free to develop shit skirts the GRA, what used to be pegi
<incog> and as a console it will always have the “toy for children” allusion
<incog> so you make the worlds most offensive game for it
<incog> tell the news
<incog> they scream about enforcing GRA
<incog> ouya dies
<incog> i was gonna do this myself but im so lazy i dont even heat up food anymore

#3802

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hardbuttes #flashsupport

<popeye> thats one good thing about that job
<popeye> i see sexy kids every single day

#3803

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#flashsupport

<avi> if you want a stable job that will let you code at 50
<avi> get in with IBM
<ollipekka> oracle also has pure tech track, but oracle is oracle so i wonder if it really is so because 8O if oracle is good at something
<wolffenstein> i dunno ive heard it's a pita to move up at ibm
<wolffenstein> like its easier to take a job outside ibm then get rehired by ibm than to be promoted
<wolffenstein> (though thats most companies now)
<ollipekka> i hear that in oracle it is mandatory to let larry be with your wife for the first days after yoru wife is off her period
<ollipekka> i hear that sometimes larry records himself laughing in his private jet to his private hawaii island and then plays it in the monday morning meetings and forces everyone to listen to it

#3804

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<~ryan_> using tor is like ddos simulation

#3805

+ | - (88.1 / 42)

#flashsupport

<incog> im eating my nephews easter eggs because i think hes spoiled

#3806

+ | - (89.74 / 39)

#flashsupport

<incog> sometimes i feel that in 20 years the american national anthem is going to be replaced by nyancat and voting booths will just have up and downvote buttons

#3807

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18:59:57 < hex> tcl lmiot domestic terrorism
18:59:57 < Shaniqua>       __    __
18:59:57 < Shaniqua>      /..\ /| |'-.
18:59:57 < Shaniqua>     .\_O/ || |   |   OH WOW
18:59:57 < Shaniqua>  _ /  `._ \|_|_.-'  DOMESTIC TERRORISM
18:59:57 < Shaniqua> | /  \__.`=._) (_
18:59:57 < Shaniqua> |/ ._/  |"""""""""|  LET ME IN
18:59:57 < Shaniqua> |'.  `\ |         |   ON THIS
18:59:57 < Shaniqua> ;"""/ / |         |
18:59:57 < Shaniqua>  ) /_/| |.-------.|
18:59:57 < Shaniqua> '  `-`' "         "
19:22:11 -!- incog [king_kline@maxchats-a1ja9q.cable.virginmedia.com] has joined #flashsupport

#3808

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#flashsupport

<avi> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7osKTdBlBsA#at=22
<zybl0re> hi avi
<zybl0re> lol
<zybl0re> people ask me where I find the shit I see on the internet
<hex> tell them reddit
<zybl0re> it all comes from here
<hex> tell them reddit
<zybl0re> but where do you people find this stuff
<hex> tell them reddit
<zybl0re> no they'd probs see through that
<hex> thats exactly
<hex> why you sohuld
<hex> *tell ppl
<hex> you saw this
<hex> on reddit

#3809

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buttes #flashsupport

< Zaphod> lol
< snb> holy lol
< snb> github has gravatar integration
< Zaphod> yeah...?
< Zaphod> been like that for ages
< snb> went to file a bug on a public project, and realized that my gravatar was planes flying in to WTC

#3810

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#flashsupport

<ollipekka> looooooooooooooooooooooooool, my chinese friend has sent me videos of white people dancing with title "white people dancing"
<ollipekka> sending him links "chinese people saying r"

#3811

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#flashsupport

<ollipekka> excuse is there a list of hookers that accept buttcoins? also do the hookers mind if it's 155 degrees in my bedroombitmining datacenter because i am seriously going to die of heatstroke and id like to get the hooker over really quick before all these fucking things are worthless again

#3812

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GANGnet

<@brr> http://preev.com/
<@malcolm> stupid site
<@malcolm> looks like Apple iBitcoin
<@malcolm> i wish i was a bitcoin irl
<@malcolm> so i could send myself to u
<@malcolm>
<@malcolm>           m
<@malcolm>         m"#"m
<@malcolm>    #    #m#
<@malcolm>           #"#
<@malcolm>    #    "m#m"
<@malcolm>           #
<@malcolm>

#3813

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#flashsupport

<hex> im hitting random on lolqdb because i dont want to clean up the build room after myself

#3814

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#flashsupport

<incog> ive only had one manic episode in my life, i was walking to work and it started raining
<incog> so i started screaming at the sky to fight me
<incog> srsly like an hour of just shouting at the sky and swinging punches
<incog> how fucking dare it rain on me

#3815

+ | - (89.47 / 38)

#flashsupport

<mdl> i feel so ashamed of having to write php that i open any tabs for php reference material in a private browsing window

#3816

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#flashsupport

<avi> man at ruby meetup I was not popular last night
<avi> with my bitcoin skepticism
<avi> whoooo boy

#3817

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#flashsupport

<popeye> oh man this is going to be a good yordle pic once i color it

#3818

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#flashsupport

<snb> albany might as well be in massachusetts
<HunterX11> snb: i actually fly to albany to visit my dad in western MA yeah
<HunterX11> nobody in america seems to understand western MA is nowhere near boston
<snb> lol
<HunterX11> i tell them he's basically in vermont
<HunterX11> "oh wow is your dad okay i heard about boston?" what they that launched multiple ground detenations of h-bombs and theres a strong east wind?

#3819

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#flashsupport

<mdl> lgbt? that's my favorite kind of sandwich!
<Murdox> mdl: why would you eat gay bacon in a sandwich
<incog> to piss off muslims
<mdl> the aids gives it flavor and punch
<incog> in college during eid, i would order bacon sarnies for the class
<incog> and munch down
<incog> even though i dislike it
<incog> 80% of the class were muslim

#3820

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#flashsupport

<incog> im hungover and cant stop yawning, the sun was out for its annual visit to the uk yesterday
<incog> so i sat on my lawn downing lager
<incog> and now i feel like somebody has filled my mouth with pva glue and kicked me in the back of the head

#3821

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#flashsupport

<sherman> those fonts
<sherman> THOSE FUCKIN FONTS
<nop> DAT FONT
<sherman> im having really bad CDE flashbacks here
<nop> thx sun
<nop> also fuck cde
<sherman> crappy desktop environment
<sherman> with an 8 color framebuffer so only the frontmost window gets the colors, all the background ones switch to the foreground colors
<sherman> combined with activate on mouse hover = DISCO SUN
<nop> putting you on ignore sherman, you're just a repeat of the 90s
<sherman> wow rude

#3822

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#flashsupport

<wnk> Now the people making the choice are the ones wearing Glass, but whoever asked what the Glass sees for its permission to be monitored? And don't think for a second you're in control of the data from your own Glass. You're just a conduit for data collection.
<wnk> hahaha
<wnk> i can't even parsed this
<wnk> parse*

#3823

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#flashsupport

<nop> [drudge] Woman Dies After Choking On Hot Dog At Wrigley Field... -> http://qqu.ca/a9aF
<nop> only honourable way to get out of a baseball game
<incog> how is that news
<incog> i mean sure, its a death
<incog> but shitloads die each day and choking is common
<incog> and as thats a large sports venue, it wont even be uncommon there
<incog> i bet with all idiot families they'll set up some fund
<incog> raising awareness of chewing

#3824

+ | - (83.33 / 36)

#flashsupport

<wnk> http://www.alternet.org/drugs/why-cops-bust-down-doors-medical-pot-growers-ignore-men-who-keep-naked-girls-leashes
<wnk> i didn't bother clicking on this when i saw it
<wnk> but the obvious answer that strikes me is 'they have their address'
<incog> also weed dealing is slightly more common
<incog> than kidnapped sex slaves
<wnk> incog: that's what always amuses me
<wnk> about headlines
<wnk> 'BABIES ARE BEING BEATEN TO DEATH BUT THE MET CAN SPARE MONEY TO RAID TORY MPS'
<wnk> literal sun headline or fucking close to it
<popeye> isnt that the same rhetoric that atheists use
<popeye> "god helped you find your car keys but he is too busy to stop kids from being molested in africa"
<wnk> popeye: right but the difference is that god is apparently omnipresent and omnipotent
<wnk> my argument is that the police don't know of the crimes, or they would stop them
<wnk> that falls away when your character 'knows everything ever'
<popeye> but to nwo-ists the state is godlike
<popeye> so anything is automatically the states fault
<wnk> popeye: right but these people are just as broken as you
<popeye> how am i broken
<popeye> other than i live in a utility shed in my moms house and draw midget porn all day

#3825

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#flashsupport

<vxp> GS Elevator Gossip @GSElevator 10 Apr
<vxp> #1: I'm pro gun. But that doesn't mean I want my Glock to have more rights than my gay friend Geoff.
<vxp> GS Elevator Gossip @GSElevator 17 Apr
<vxp> #1: George Bush spent 8 years putting a giant 'Kick Me' sign on Americas back, yet people blame Obama. #2: Do you work here?
<vxp> gs is hiring liberals now?
<vxp> i blame george soros
<HunterX11> Republican myth: George Soros masterminds nefarious liberal conspiracies
<HunterX11> Marxian truth: George Soros masterminds nefarious liberal conspiracies

#3826

+ | - (88.89 / 36)

#flashsupport

<dubz> my friend killed himself last year directly after an argument with his girlfriend
<dubz> hung himself in their bathroom
<dubz> didn't go to his funeral because of that, fuck that mindgame shit
<a> that's p lol
<dubz> 'haha bitch told u'
<incog> totally got the last word in
<dubz> ikr
<a> you guys suicide ideate p hard
<a> it's almost a hobby
<dubz> a: are you saying you don't wish everyday for the embrace of deaht

#3827

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#flashsupport

< hex> oh wow im almost ready to cry
< hex> this perl script someone else wrote
< hex> is actually perl
< hex> and not disguised bash
< hex> and it doesnt even rm -rf random shit based on a regexp that may or may not be empty
< hex> i think i found a soulmate
< jakk> u focken gay
< ryan> hex:
< ryan> github.com/bloocoin/
< ryan> u can cry now
< hex> should have thought of it first
< hex> make up a new cryptocurrency in which you have a starting pool of 1488 billion and then spam it on irc and other reddits
< ryan> im the only one with a gpu miner
< ryan> :>
< HunterX11> in the future cryptocurrencies will be used to buy things
< HunterX11> i dont mean BTC i mean entire cryptocurrency schemes will be single units
< HunterX11> so like a burger will cost Bitcoin + Litecoin + Feathercoin

#3828

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< zybl0re> so
< zybl0re> today is provincial election day, but I just moved and have no paper proof that I live in my new place
< zybl0re> I'm going to disappoint facebook

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