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#101

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<BSD> SO I WILL HURT YOU DEEP INSIDE IF I MAKE FUN OF UR PYTHON
<BSD> SO I WILL HURT YOU DEEP INSIDE IF I MAKE FUN OF UR PYTHON
<rolloffle> BSD: LOL
<rolloffle> BSD: MAKE FUN OF PYTHON
<BSD> OK
<BSD> SO LIKE
<BSD> THIS ONE TIME
<BSD> I WALKED INTO A BAR
<BSD> AND PYTHON WAS THERE
<BSD> AND I PUNCHED IT
<BSD> HAHAHAHA
<BSD> HAHAHAHA
<BSD> HAHAHAHA
<BSD> HAHAHAHA

#102

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<rolloff1e> GOOD GOD PEOPLE ASK SOME STUPID FUCKING QUESTIONS ON THE SUN FORUMS
<rolloff1e> LOL
<rolloff1e> "HOW CAN I GET MY SPARC 20 TO BOOT FROM CD?"
--- rolloff1e is now known as KiSSy
<KiSSy> AND THE BEST PART IS, THEY POSTED THAT QUESTION IN THE BLADE/ULTRA FORUM
<KiSSy> LOLOLOL

#103

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<cakedrink> know how to change the name that shows up on irrsi?
<h3n> set nick blorf maybe
--> blorf (cakedrink@meatbox.net) has joined #GNAA
<blorf> work?

#104

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<Dessimat0r> <blink>Access Denied.</blink>
<Dessimat0r> because blinking makes it so much more clearer!!!

#105

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<openfly> i thought they killed mcveigh cause of his hair

#106

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<Rucas> Load Averages 0.03 0.02 0.00
<Rucas> A HACKoR IS STEALING MY CPU CYCLEZ
<Rucas> A HACKoR IS STEALING MY CPU CYCLEZ
<Rucas> A HACKoR IS STEALING MY CPU CYCLEZ
<rolloffle> IS THIS HACKER CALLED "CROND"?

#107

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<kittense> Will they let me donate blood if I have AIDS?
<godspeed> kittense: they test for *
<godspeed> they don't want to give someone a transfusion with tainted blood
<kittense> :(
<godspeed> dude
<godspeed> why :(?

#108

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<Pi> lolol. all the dorms have DNS reverse that includes their room number
<penisbird> should encourage students not to do stupid things online
<Pi> so if someone is portscanning my shit or leeching all my 0day i can go down and leave asteamer on their doorstep
<KiSSy> LOL
<KiSSy> OR JUST WAIT OUTSIDE THEIR ROOM FOR THEM TO COME BACK DRUNK LATE ONE NIGHT AND RAPE THEM

#109

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<Pi> i am drinking caffee latte in a mining town coffee bar using some AP provided by the local dinkputer store
<Pi> this is an episode of friends waiting to happen

#110

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<Dessimat0r> ah, python supports multiple inheritance!
<Dessimat0r> suprising, really

#111

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<Dessimat0r> ah, python supports multiple inheritance!
<Dessimat0r> suprising, really
<Dessimat0r> class DerivedClassName(Base1, Base2, Base3):
<rolloffle> "surprising"?
<Dessimat0r> yeah, because most programming languages fail it in that area
<dj28> if you need multiple inheretence, you've done something wrong
<Dessimat0r> haha
<dj28> that's why most OO languages don't support it
<Dessimat0r> why is this? take for example a man and a woman
<Dessimat0r> a child inherits from both
<rolloffle> yeah, that's a pretty broken implementation.

#112

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<rkz> want to meet for gaysex
<rkz> on tue night
<rolloffle> I'm underage, d00d.
<rkz> do u have an older sister?

#113

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<lysol> i found like a pile of shit in my toilet just now
<lysol> oh wait it came out of my ass

#114

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<Porfa> lysol RICE IS FOR ASIANS
<Porfa> PASTA IS FOR FAT GUYS
<Porfa> LIKE ME
<lysol> rice is good
<Porfa> BUT IT WASA
<lysol> chink fried rice is good
<Porfa> THAT STIKY
<Porfa> RICE
<Porfa> THAT LOOKS LIKE CEMENT
<Porfa> IT SUCKS
<Porfa> I HATE THAT RICE
<lysol> you're a fucking baby
<lysol> you're the bastard son of wayne bobbit
<Porfa> lysol you're the bastard son of wayne hobbit
<lysol> that was the dumbest fucking thing i've heard

#115

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<Popeye> i started masturbating at 11
<Popeye> children arent as innocent as you think
<rolloffle> true.
<snuck> before i knew how to masturbate i would get an erection and pee on the playboys.
<Popeye> i used to atempt sex with my stuffed animals when i was around 8
<tirel> i did that too actually
<snuck> i made a vagina out of molding clay and put vaseline in
<snuck> and fucked that
<snuck> needless to say, it was quite messy
<snuck> i think that was the first time i had an orgasm
<snuck> i forget

#116

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<NickServ> Foster children are cool
<NickServ> they are already physicaly and mentaly abused
<fnord> is it a threshold type of thing
<NickServ> yeah
<NickServ> it's kind of like 'omg you sucked that 7 year old girl's taint until she racked with passion? at least you didn't use a pop bottle like her real parents did."

#117

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Evolnet #gnaa

<rolfoffle> TRFYTGTGYGFHGHGHVGJGBBVHBGCFHCFGGFHHGFHHGGJJGGFJJGGFHHJGFUJHDFIJHHGHJGFHJHJBHJKHJJYHJJJKHNGHJKHHGJJJGHNJJKJKLGG\\\\\\\\\\\\
<rolfoffle> MMMMMMMM

[time passes]

<rolfoffle> SORRY ABOUT THAT
<rolfoffle> my wife's cousin's 6 year old daughter got access to my term
<rolfoffle> it's a good thing she can't read
<rolfoffle> or else she'd know I'm hot for her.
<rolfoffle> :P

#118

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<The_Mystic_F> Myself and a friend had a great python program that went through all the .c, .cpp and .py and inserted random and really annoying errors along with replacing or deleting functions
<The_Mystic_F> during testing it pwn3d itself

#119

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<l0de> Rolloffle- out of like 18 shows I''ve done, at least 13 of them were correctly recorded.
<rolloffle> that's a 28% failure rate
<l0de> That's fucking spectacular is what it is.

#120

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<kittense> This is bad.
<kittense> this is very very bad
<dickzit> going to go to jail for your modified version of candyland?
<rolloffle> all those kiddie kome-ons finally get you busted?
<kittense> you know that 16 year old wife's cousin's best friend?
<rolloffle> no
<kittense> well the one that i went skinny dipping with?
<kittense> she's 16.5 yrs old
<kittense> so she must have told my wife's 16 yr old cousin
<rolloffle> uh oh
<g0sp-hell> kittense: TOLD YOU that she'd be saying shit.
<kittense> because my wife's 16 yr old cousin was over here last night wanting to cuddle and she kept masturbating while watching Disney's Brother Bear
<dickzit> where the fuck do you live, arkansas?
<g0sp-hell> A 16 year old is watching Brother Bear? What the fuck?
<kittense> why is it that all my in-laws want to fuck me?
<kittense> at least the underaged ones?
<kittense> made me cum
<kittense> grr
<kittense> I hate utah
<kittense> I have to move
<kittense> i keep getting molested by minors

#121

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--> You are now talking on #GNAA
--- Topic for #GNAA is <Popeye> there was a particularly big stuffed dolphin which i still have called "The King" who I attempted sex with when
<rolloffle> I see you people started talking about fucking stuffed animals again.
<rkz-laptop> its just Popeye
<Popeye> i dont have a fetish
<Popeye> i was just wanting sex and the dolphin was thne only one around
<rolloffle> how old were you?
<Dessimat0r> LOL
<Popeye> 10
<Popeye> it was during thanksgiving, i shut the door and pulled down my pants
<Popeye> and rubbed my penis on the area below his tail

#122

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<Dessimat0r> i wanted to masturbate but patrick moore is on a 12:05 :/

#123

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--> rolloffle is now talking on #GNAA
<lysol> http://c.adorablebunnies.com/HI%20WANT%20TO%20PET%20MY%20BABY.jpg
<rolloffle> adorablebunnies
<rolloffle> oh, THAT's reputable.
<lysol> i wasn't talking to you
<lysol> you just waltzed in on a conversation
<rolloffle> I never understood that domain name
<lysol> you don't get it really at all ever do you
<rolloffle> evidently not :-(

#124

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<Dessimat0r> * FBI_USER_36 has opened up an enterance port to pihost #gnaa
<Dessimat0r> * FBI_USER_36 .... succeeded
--- BonerTap is now known as FBI_USER_36
<DiKKy> DO U HAVE WINDOWS SERVICE PACK 2
<FBI_USER_36> ELEET0RZ
<FBI_USER_36> EYE 4M FBI
<FBI_USER_36> U R ALL UNDER ARREST
<neovagina> SHITFUCK
<FBI_USER_36> FR33ZE, NIGGERS
<neovagina> AFK RUNNING AWAY
<kittense> shit
<kittense> so, what now?
<kittense> i sit here until you come cuff me?
<Dessimat0r> IF THE FBI COME REMEMBER TO HIDE UNDER YOUR BED
<Dessimat0r> THEY WON'T SEE YOU

#125

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<rolloffle> anyone who says technology doesn't have a dehumanising effect should consider the fact that grouphug.us has a fucking RSS FEED.

#126

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<Dessimat0r> do the japanese have a fireworks day
<dj28> no
<Dessimat0r> HAPPY FUN FIREWORKS LOVE-LOVE DAY
<Dessimat0r> ah
<dj28> they got all fireworked out when we dropped two fucking nuclear weapons on their heads

#127

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<Dessimat0r> ah well, its another 'keep an eye on the car' night.

#128

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<Popeye> AS ROBIN REQUeSTED, i've finished drawing a picture of a bulbasaur raping misty with tentacles while a shemale pikachick fucks her face ( i added the pikachick on my own discretion)
<vSKIZZILE> CAN I SEE POPEYE?
<Popeye> i havent scanned it yet
<rolloffle> Popeye: THAT FUCKING RULES
<rolloffle> URL AS SOON AS IT IS SCANNED
<vSKIZZILE> WHAT ABOUT ONE OF CHARMANDER CHARING MISTYS PUBES?

#129

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<bare> IT IS THE CASE IN EVERY GATHERING
<bare> YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE ONE JEW
<KiSSy> JEWSHIT IS A JEW
<KiSSy> LOL
<KiSSy> SO IS snuck
<KiSSy> snuck IS IN MEDICAL SCHOOL
<snuck> lol i'm not a jew
<KiSSy> YOU ARE IN MEDICAL SCHOOL AND YOU JUST BOUGHT A G5
<KiSSy> THAT MEANS JEW

#130

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<u_liek_dick> HOW ARE YOU THIS INTO HARRY FAGGER
<KiSSy> LOL
<KiSSy> I HAVE THE FOURTH BOOK RIGHT HERE
<Popeye> lol "i solemly swear i am up to no good"
<rolloffle> lol
<KiSSy> LOL
<KiSSy> I HEARD HITLER MADE MAPS LIKE THAT TO FIND HIDDEN JUDEN BUT YOU HAD TO SAY "I SOLEMNLY SWEAR I AM GOING TO BURN JEWS"
<KiSSy> THAT'S HOW HE FOUND ANNE FRANK

#131

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<KiSSy> LOL OK I AM GOING TO DEFECATE
<u_liek_dick> GL HF
<KiSSy> THX
<KiSSy> PRAY FOR ME

#132

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<l0de> But I would be down to play some chess with anyone here.
<rolloffle> l0de: I haven't played it in about a year.
<l0de> Rolloffle- Let's give it a shot then.
<l0de> I haven't played in about a year myself.
<rolloffle> hmm
<rolloffle> is there some kind of multiplayer chess site that doesn't use oodles of javascript?
<rolloffle> I can't be bothered to pull out an actual board.
<l0de> rolloffle there's a flash site
<l0de> 1sec tho, on da fone
<rolloffle> ok

[in privmsg:]
<rkz> if u want to pwn l0de at chess then get a chess game u can play on ur computer, set the AI to hardest setting. then copy every move l0de makes on the online game on your own local game
<rolloffle> LOL

#133

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<vSKIZZILE> EATTING SUGAR IS SO GOOD.
<vSKIZZILE> IM ON MY WAY TO GETTING TYPE2 DIABETES!
<vSKIZZILE> AT THE TENDER AGE OF 20
<Dessimat0r> TYPE2 DIABETES WHAT ARE THE SYMPTOMS
<vSKIZZILE> SYMPTOMS ARE: 1) DIEING
<vSKIZZILE> THERE U GO. ALL THE SYMPTOMS.

#134

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<cyberdyne> 13/F/BRASIL HERE
<cyberdyne> LOW MILEAGE
<Dessimat0r> LOL
<Dessimat0r> 1/F/UK
<cyberdyne> lol
<Dessimat0r> I CANT TYPE THAT WELL I DONT HAVE MUCH FINGERS YET
<cyberdyne> do u have dink
<Dessimat0r> YES BUT THE BALLS ARE STILL INSIDE AND IT IS TINY
<Dessimat0r> ALSO I CANNOT GET AN ERRECTION
<Dessimat0r> IF YOU COME TO MY HOUSE AND PICK ME UP IN MY CRIB WE CAN GO SOMEWHERE AND HAVE SEXUAL FUN XX

#135

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<h3n> rape games just wouldn't fly in christian america
<timecop> h3n, as fucked up as I am, I 've never wanted to play a raping game.
<timecop> i mean, you gotta draw the line somewehre.
<g0sp-hell> It's like splinter cell except without cool spy shit and more creepy rape shit.

#136

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<DiKKy> IVE THOUGHT ABOUT RAPING GIRLS IN GTA VICE CITY
<DiKKy> SOME OF THEM R HOT
<DiKKy> AND IM LIKE OMG I WANT TO RAPE
<DiKKy> AND IT DOESNT WORK
<DiKKy> SO I KILL HER

#137

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<DiKKy> NORDS ARE CUTE, NORDS ARE STRONG, BE NICE TO THEM CUZ THEY BELONG, STOP HATING, STOP KICKING, COME VISIT A NORD, ITS EASY TO FIND HIM CUZ HE LIVES IN A FJORD, BE HAPPY AND NICE TO YOUR NORD, GIVE ALL UR COCK AND HE WILL EAT BEFORE U CAN COVER IT IN A SOCK

#138

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<rkz-laptop> No sex for me
<rkz-laptop> she comes over
<rkz-laptop> starts crying
<rkz-laptop> and tells me her parents are having a devorce
<rkz-laptop> tonight was a failure
<kittense> for me too rkz.
<kittense> i got a hand job through cut off sweat pants
<kittense> :(
<g0sp-hell> kittense: You've got to be trolling, right?
<kittense> realy thought
<kittense> truth be known I'm a virgin
<kittense> <-- 33 yr old virgin who lives with mom

#139

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<JacksonBrown> TIME TO GET A NEW GIRL: When she bitches that you spend too much time "trolling" with "those gay negroes"

#140

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<Rucas> Dlvl:3 $:23 HP:30(30) Pw:43(43) AC:1 Xp:4/80 T:741 Satiated
<rolloffle> Rucas: lol nethack
<rolloffle> Killed by kicking a wall.
<rolloffle> score: ZERO
<godspeed> why
<godspeed> are you kicking walls
<rolloffle> I thought it'd be a laff.
<godspeed> right.
<godspeed> i keep forgetting, you're british.
<godspeed> it all makes sense.

#141

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<rolloffle> lol @ flooding a paedophile-ish *chan site
<rolloffle> http://www.funnyurl.com/oto/index.html
<tirel> is that a real pedo site
<rolloffle> dunno
<tirel> stop crapflooding you fag i want to wget :-(
<tirel> http://www.funnyurl.com/oto/src/1089807377677.jpg
<godspeed> i'm not using a proxy
<godspeed> so i am sure not clicking
<tirel> godspeed: YOU BETTER CLICK OR ELSE
<godspeed> or else what
<godspeed> you jsut want to have someone to go to prison with you
<Arminass> tirel wants you to be his bitch in prison godspeed

#142

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<bare> hmm why do I have such a shit load of lag
<bare> [taylor@crazyhorse taylor]$ ping www.google.com
<bare> PING www.google.akadns.net (64.233.161.104): 56 data bytes
<bare> 64 bytes from 64.233.161.104: icmp_seq=0 ttl=247 time=2964.7 ms
<bare> 64 bytes from 64.233.161.104: icmp_seq=1 ttl=247 time=3626.7 ms
<bare> 64 bytes from 64.233.161.104: icmp_seq=2 ttl=247 time=3482.1 ms
<bare> jesus
<tirel> bare: dikky and i are dossing you
<penisbird> tirel: lol he is on a modem, can't you do better than that?
<penisbird> I can DoS a modem off in 30 seconds
<tirel> but we wanted him to be online and complain about it
<tirel> what's the point of fucking with people if you don't hear them whine

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<DiKKy> THE ONLY GOOD THING THE JEWS EVER DID WAS MAKING THE UZI
<DiKKy> UZI 9MILIMEETAH!!
<DiKKy> I HEAR ITS AN EFFECTIVE JEW KILLER LOL HOW IRONIC

#144

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<Pi> fat guy behind server rack
<Pi> fat guy behind server rack
<Pi> fat guy behind server rack
<Pi> he could knock over the whole everything!!!!!!
<Pi> HALP
<Rucas> ok
<Rucas> here's what you do
<Rucas> take some cat6
<Pi> Rucas: we only have cat5
<Rucas> FUCK
<Rucas> do you have any fibre shit?
<Rucas> i have it
<Rucas> is there any FOOD in the building
<rolloffle> LOL

#145

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<Popeye> Imagine.
<Popeye>
<Popeye>
<Popeye> You are tied to a chair.
<Popeye>
<Popeye>
<Popeye> You cannot move.
<Popeye>
<Popeye>
* Boner imagines
<Popeye> You are naked.
<snuck> lol
* Boner becomes aroused
* Boner becomes aroused
<Popeye>
* Boner becomes aroused
* Boner becomes aroused

#146

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<Geoffd1> you say you want a revolution
<Geoffd1> well, you know
<Geoffd1> we all wanna change the world
<Popeye> not me
<Popeye> i don't even want to change my underwear

#147

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<Boner> [14:57] * Now talking in #lesbian
<Boner> awww banned
<Boner> they didnt like my nickname

#148

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<rolloffle> pffft
<rolloffle> nail the son of god to a stick and he doesn't even blink
<Dessimat0r> haha
<rolloffle> turn him into a penisbird and he shits himself
<Dessimat0r> but its the penisbirdglare(tm)
<rolloffle> that's a glare?
<Dessimat0r> haha
<rolloffle> I thought he was just constipated
<Dessimat0r> you would be too
<Dessimat0r> if you were attached to a bird's corpse

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--> x_over_ln_x (yozzle@roam71-148.student.harvard.edu) has joined #GNAA
<rkz> x_over_ln_x: harvard? LOL EDUCATED GAY NIGGER
<penisbird> nah not really
<penisbird> you know he got in on affirmative action

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<Rucas`> ??? BitchX: Join to #us-opers was synched in 4.561 secs!!
<Rucas`> <KhaledMB> Why doesn't irc.lagged.org recognize my G-Line?

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