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#51

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<brucew> also im going to find out where rolloffle lives and then take a trip to britain and jack off on his face
<h3n> toss off.
<h3n> in the uk you would be tossing off.
<h3n> admit your mistake.
<h3n> "toss off".
<brucew> i make no mistakes
<h3n> you failed it.
<h3n> in the uk you would toss yourself off in his face.
<h3n> i suggest you not forget it
<brucew> i suggest you jack me off now
<h3n> take a number

#52

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<rolloffle> I've never watched any of TNG, so, I can't really give a fair opinion of his character.
<g0sp-hell> rolloffle: You're prolly too young for that.
<rolloffle> I only ever remember seeing a little DS9, and that was years ago.
<Zeikfried> My parents get around that by buying the box sets
<rolloffle> more fool them. ;-)
<Zeikfried> luckily the market hall burnt to the ground the day before they were going to purchase the whole of deep space 9
<Zeikfried> I think god was on my side that day

#53

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<tirel> I LOVE IT WHEN OPS PUT ME ON IGNORE AND THEN THE NEXT DAY I CAN SPAM THE CHAN SENSELESS AND THEY DON'T NOTICE

#54

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<rkz> DiKKy: tirel er en skitne jøde elsker penis spisested.
<rkz> what am i saying
<rkz> i want to how good this translation shit is
<bare> something something something something penis something
<DiKKy> "tirel is a dirty jew lower penis restaurant"

#55

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<rolloffle> forum.hardware.no always times out for me
<rolloffle> nice shitty website.
<dj28> that's because the flood is saturating all of norway's bandwidth
<dj28> they have like whale relay protocol or some shit

#56

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<tirel> i eventually got to lvl12 and died
<_> you died because you suck
<rolloffle> lol, tirel is getting dissed by an underscore.

#57

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--- rolloffle is now known as Netcraft
--- James is now known as rolloffle
--- Netcraft is now known as DiKKy
--- DiKKy is now known as roIIoffle
--- tirel is now known as DiKKy
--- roIIoffle is now known as tirel

#58

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<rolloffle> you realise that two of those "cat" statements are redundant?
<rolloffle> <Rucas> cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
<rolloffle> <Rucas> cat list | grep nice >giftlist
<Rucas> umm how the fuck are they redundant it goes with the fucking song dumbass
<rolloffle> no Rucas, dumbass
<rolloffle> those pipeline would be better written as:
<rolloffle> grep naughty list > nogiftlist
<rolloffle> grep nice list > giftlist
<Pi> yeah
<g0sp-hell> rolloffle: I'm going to kill you.
<rolloffle> invoking cat wastes a process.
<g0sp-hell> Not only is ONE person turning a christmas carol into a fucking linux program, SOMEONE ELSE is fucking correcting the code.
<rolloffle> some of us use ulimit -u, ya know ;-)
<Rucas> IT WAS IN A FORTUNE G0SP YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD
<g0sp-hell> Rucas: Okay, so you're pasting it but rolloffle is correcting the code.
<Pi> SHUT UP
<Pi> I"M OGING TO KLINE BOTH OF YOU
<Pi> FOR BEING IMPOTENT TWATS

#59

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<AlexDeLarge> LOL
<AlexDeLarge> 12:37:***: You are now known as sublimer
<AlexDeLarge> 3:06:subbie1: off my nick thanks
<lysol> haha
<lysol> tell him to eat a dick
<AlexDeLarge> 3:19:subbie1: thats my nick :) been using it for 8 years now..
<lysol> tell him it's about time he got a new one

#60

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<Dessimat0r> can anyone here get me the full version of Sneech and Scorched Tanks?
<Dessimat0r> for the Amiga
<tirel> no
<rolloffle> no

#61

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<rkz> futurma should have nick bergs head in one of those jars

#62

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<bare> guys, a sex offender lives across the street from me : http://www.dpscs.state.md.us/sorSearch/search.do?searchType=byZip&anchor=offlist&zip=21793&category=ALL
<bare> what should I do to him
<bare> heh
<rolloffle> lol @ bare
<bare> rolloffle, I'm dead serious
<rolloffle> bare: so am I.

#63

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<Ich> our latin teacher told us about "I went to amsterdam and it was great! I mean, I heard it was great. I didn't smoke any hashish, because it's bad for you."

#64

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<h3n> timecop: i hope the ghost of proprietary source code visits you in the middle of the night and shows you how horrible closed source stuff is
<h3n> like i guess he's this ghostly apparition wearing chains and he's scrolling all these stupidly written loops and comments in the source like /* 1991-01-03 No idea what the next 27601 lines do */

#65

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* BoneTap hogties Popeye, pulls his pants down, straps him on a cart and wheels him in ass-first into the shower-room of the violent sex-offenders wing of a maximum security prison.

#66

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<Dessimat0r> I must have slept on my ball, its been aching all day
<rolloffle> slept on your ball?

#67

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<Dessimat0r> i had another mad dream this morning
<Dessimat0r> i was in a shopping center again
<Dessimat0r> and the terrorist was there again
<Dessimat0r> which I foiled in an earlier dream
<Dessimat0r> but this time he managed to blow everything up
<rolloffle> Dessimat0r: and you were one of the lucky survivors?
<Dessimat0r> he had a bomber plane
<rolloffle> ...
<Dessimat0r> in the earlier dream, i used the telephone to call the police
<Dessimat0r> and they put flak up into the sky
<Dessimat0r> and destroyed it
<Dessimat0r> but this time there was no phone
<Dessimat0r> I was like "wtf, where is the payphone?"

#68

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<dj28> the admin of this box is anal
<dj28> he logs out the ass
<penisbird> logs out of the ass
<penisbird> nice one

#69

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<l0de> When are those lazy fucking terrorists gonna get off their asses and blow some shit up?
<l0de> I'm getting bored.

#70

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<r0bin> i got a car.
<tirel> url plz

#71

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<lysol> hmmmmm
<lysol> my reputation precedes me
<lysol> I joined undernet #freebsd
<lysol> <lysol> hello
<lysol> <@ott> no.
<lysol> 10:02 -!- mode/#freebsd [+b *!*@*wilwheaton.org] by ott
<lysol> 10:02 -!- lysol was kicked from #FreeBSD by JesusBSD [Banned]

#72

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<tirel> there's kiddy porn on 4chan
<rolloffle> actual kiddy porn?
<r0bin> hentai kiddy porn
<rolloffle> ah
<tirel> real too
<rolloffle> !!!
<tirel> but they delete it quickly
<rolloffle> ah
<tirel> http://img.4chan.org/s/src/1087037823070.jpg
<tirel> like that
<rolloffle> I don't want to get raided, thanks
<lysol> oh fuck.
<lysol> dammit.
<lysol> that better not be cached
<lysol> :(

#73

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<rolloffle> aw, shit
<rolloffle> just accidentally rm'd the wrong file
<rolloffle> time to fire up grep /dev/hda3 :-(
<rolloffle> AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHH
<rolloffle> # grep -n 'Ray Charles' /dev/hda3
<rolloffle> Binary file /dev/hda3 matches
<rolloffle> #
<rolloffle> FUCK FUCK FUCK
<rolloffle> I SPENT THE LAST 10 MINUTES FUCKING GREPPING FOR IT
<rolloffle> I forgot the fucking -a option :-(

#74

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<tirel> http://calcrogue.jimrandomh.org/index.php
<Ich> if you think of more, i'll add them later
<Ich> tirel: is htat a suggestion?
<tirel> what?
<tirel> no
<tirel> #gnaa is like my favorites dir
<tirel> i grep for tirel.*http

#75

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<tactolark> hey man iam proud of being gay
<tactolark> i get to stab shit with my todger

#76

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<enemy2k4> it's like some japanese fantasy hentai or smth
<Popeye> yeah
<Popeye> i know
<Popeye> the cow girl is going to play a part in this fantasy comic i'm planning on doing
<rolloffle> lol
<enemy2k4> :O
<Popeye> i'm trying to construct a decent story
<rolloffle> that involves cow tentacle rape?
<Popeye> its going to be x rated in parts lol
<Popeye> maybe but i'm thinking she's the evil dominatrix who lives in the catacombs
<Popeye> i'm gonna give her little horns
<Popeye> and a demon tail
<Popeye> and she has an orc / undead army
<rolloffle> ...
<Popeye> and they like capture this chaste knight and she rapes him
<Popeye> or something

#77

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<Gen_Forrest> <@Pi> took him like 5 tries to get the right nick
<Gen_Forrest> im sorry i didnt realize this network limited the nick length
<Pi> Gen_Forrest: well what do you expect the ircd to do, manually reallocate all the pointers every time someone changes their nick to 18 chars?
<Gen_Forrest> you could just up the NICKLEN to a less homosexual value than 12
<Pi> Gen_Forrest: i could set it to 9
<Gen_Forrest> i require at least 255
<tirel> 6 chars are enough for everyone imo
<rolloffle> tirel: hahaha
<Pi> tirel: fuck 6. I can get by in 2.

#78

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Evolnet #gnaa

<Aunt_Jemima> oh fuck. pc just crashed. says its shutting down in 30 seconds
<Pi> Aunt_Jemima: wormed
<Aunt_Jemima> probably
<Aunt_Jemima> what worm
<Pi> Aunt_Jemima: quick
<-- Aunt_Jemima has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Pi> run shutdown -a
<rolloffle> too late

#79

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<DiKKy> BASH.ORG IS FOR FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER BITCHES WITH NO LIFE AND EATS COMMUNIST FRIES ALL DAY WITH 12 CHILDREN LIVING ON WELFARE ONLY THEY THINK BASH.ORG IS WORTH THE KB'S ITS WRITTEN ON

#80

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<Aunt_Jemima> this calls for a REVOLUÇION OF THE PROLETERIAT
<Popeye> why the funny C
<Aunt_Jemima> dunno
<Aunt_Jemima> it sounds more communist

#81

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<rolloffle> they could close down bash.org submissions and it would still keep on going under its own momentum.
<Ich> rolloffle: i don't think so
<Ich> it would eventually die
<rolloffle> Ich: it would go on for a good while, I'd bet.
<Ich> you can't keep not offering new content
<rolloffle> Ich: they could just write a background script that jiggles around the top 100 quotes every hour

#82

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<r0bin> PTnet.org glined me
<r0bin> PTnet.org glined me
<r0bin> fucking bitches
<r0bin> i kill them with knifes

#83

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<Popeye> Erections are also not encouraged in nude beaches and men are supposed to cover their erections till they go away.
<lysol> I always wondered about that

#84

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<tirel> <dx> YOU GOT OWNED BY DIKKY!!!
<tirel> <fondus> lol
<tirel> <fondus> en ting er sikkert, dikky er perma :D
<tirel> what is he saying
<DiKKy> HE SAYS
<DiKKy> "oNE THING IS FOR SURE, DIKKY IS PERMANENTLY"
<rolloffle> guess the next word

#85

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<Ich> i love goatsing AOLers
<Ich> it's like rape
<Ich> you're taking away an innocense
<Ich> that will never come back

#86

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<m_a_d> guys, is living on campus solely for the high bandwidth connection worth it?

#87

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<tirel> what the fuck how can anyone be a roadgeek
<tirel> roads are fucking uninteresting
<m_a_d> tirel, I'LL TELL YOU: CIVIL ENGINEERS
<qwaniton> misc.transport.road is filled with three kinds of people
<qwaniton> normal people
<qwaniton> civvies
<qwaniton> and obsessive autistics

#88

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<rolloffle> Remember, the longer your GMail username, the smaller your penis is
<lysol> totally.
<Ich> lol rolloffle: mine is ICHBINDASWALROSS@GMAIL.COM
<rolloffle> Ich: YOU MUST NEED TWEEZERS TO MASTURBATE
<Ich> 6 3/4 inches
<Ich> maybe we should plot it on a graph

#89

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<Ich> l0de: http://www.texasdex.com/adexter/Offspring_-_Kill_the_president.mp3
<Ich> i'll ask everyone to *not* download from that
<Ich> only l0de
<Ich> because my uprates max out at 128 kb
<Ich> so you'll get 16 kB/s
<DiKKy> LOLLERS
<DiKKy> IM STARTING 5 WGETS NOW

#90

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<tirel> what the fuck!
<tirel> http://www.jbisbee.com/linux/colors/
<rolloffle> holy shit
<rolloffle> someone got colour working on linux?
<ZOG> this is going to revolutionize pr0n for lunix users

#91

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<BSD> OH FUCK I JUST ACCIDENTLY OPENED MOZILLA FIREBIRD THERE GOES MY MEMORY

#92

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<Pi> bsd give me root password
<Pi> and ill fix it
<Pi> ok?
<penisbird> NO
<BSD> OK
<penisbird> HE'LL HACK YOU

[time passes]

<Pi> LOL
<Pi> IHBT
<Pi> (13:26:43) <BSD> 28gSAp12C
<Pi> (13:27:18) <Pi> LOL
<Pi> (13:27:20) <Pi> i can't ssh in
<Pi> (13:27:27) <Pi> you have teh firewall set up
<Pi> (13:27:42) <BSD> LOL BECAUSE 1) THE SYSTEM IS BEHIND FIREWALL AND 2) I READ THAT OFF THE BACK OF A BAG OF CHIPS YHBT

#93

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<BSD> PYTHON IS AN EASY TO LEARN, POWERFUL PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE
<BSD> JESUS DOESNT ALL LANGUAGE DOCUMENTATION START WITH THE EXACT SAME LINE
<BSD> JAVA IS AN EASY TO LEARN, POWERFUL PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE
<BSD> C IS AN EASY TO LEARN, POWERFUL PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE
<BSD> VISUAL BASIC IS AN EASY TO LEARN, POWERFUL PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE
<BSD> AIDS IS AN EASY TO LEARN, POWERFUL PROGRAMMING LANGUAG

#94

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<KiSSy> HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO WALK FROM ONE SIDE OF ENGLAND TO THE OTHER? 30 MINUTES OR SO?

#95

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<m_a_d> WE SHOULD CRAPFLOOD SOME RICERS
<KiSSy> YOU MEAN GENTOO USERS?
<m_a_d> YES

#96

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<rolloffle> I'd swear that "cute" on 4chan is a euphemism for "kiddie porn".

#97

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<BSD> <3 50 SMILIES THATS LIKE CRAPFLOODING YOUR POST
<BSD> GOOD ONE
<rolloffle> LOL @ USING CTRL-C CTRL-V TO PASTE IN JILLIONS OF SMILEYS
<BSD> ROLLOFFLE THATS LIKE SMILEY POST FLOOD 2.0
<rolloffle> hahaha
<BSD> CHANGELOG
<BSD> 1.0 - CLICKED LOTS OF TIMES
<BSD> 2.0 - CTRL-C AND A LOT OF HOLDING DOWN CTRL-V
<BSD> 3.0 - WROTE A PYTHON SCRIPT
<BSD> 4.0 - CHANGED PYTHON SCRIPT SO THAT INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY POSTING IT JUST INTERFACES WITH FIREBIRD AND PASTES INTO THE TEXTBOX IN THE WINDOW

#98

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<rkz> i am going to try making a vb flodder
<vSKIZZILE> A VERTEX BUFFER FLOODER?
<rkz> no
<timecop> heh
<timecop> what happens when you flood the vertex buffer?
<timecop> do you get a gpu overflow?
<timecop> and r00t your video card?
<h3n> jesus
<h3n> post to bugtraq immediately
<BSD> DONT ROOT MY VIDEO CARD
<BSD> ITS TOO POWERFUL IT WILL RIP OFF YOUR JUNK
<timecop> omg 4 real
<h3n> they could install a video sniffer of some kind
<h3n> i need to encrypt stuff i'm sending to my monitor, i guess
<BSD> LOL SET UP A PROXY IN MY VIDEO CARD SO YOU CAN HACK MY COMPUTER

#99

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<KiSSy> LOL YES YOU CAN MOUNT VIDEO RAM AS SWAP SPACE
<KiSSy> HOW TOTALLY USELESS
<BSD> HEY WHY NOT MY GPU IS SO FAST ITS PROBABLY FASTER THAN XBOX LTES DECRYPT THE SIA
<BSD> CIA
<KiSSy> HEY GUYS I JUST SPENT $500 ON THE NEW ATI RADEON WITH 256MB SO I CAN MOUNT IT AS SWAP ON MY GENTOO BOX
<BSD> COME ON EVERYBODY
<BSD> LETS DECRIPT THE CIA WITH OUR VIDEO CARDS
<BSD> I HAVE SOME EXTRA PCI VIDEO CARDS AROUND I WILL USE THOSE TOO
<BSD> ILL MAKE A SYSTEM WITH NOTHING BUT PCI ATI RAGE II'S CRACKING THE CIA

#100

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<KiSSy> AND NOW IT'S TRYING TO BUILD PERL FROM SOURCE
<KiSSy> OMG PERL KEEPS ASKING THE SAME QUESTIONS OVER AND OVER
<KiSSy> Checking to see how big your characters are (hey, you never know)...
<KiSSy> What is the size of a character (in bytes)? [1]
<rolloffle> LOL
<KiSSy> LOL OMFG PERL SUX
<KiSSy> OMFG I FINALLY MADE IT TO MAKE DEPEND

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