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<rolloffle> I just realised a major problem with vim.
<rolloffle> using the :d command, you can delete as many lines are you like.
<rolloffle> but with the :p command, you can put in up to 50 lines.
<rolloffle> wtf.
<rolloffle> what if I want to cut and paste 870 lines from one file to another?
<rolloffle> I cut 870, paste in 50 - oh shit, I just lost 830 lines!
<rolloffle> LOSSAGE!
<qat> lol owned.
<rolloffle> :-(
<JesuitX> rolloffle theres a workaround for that
<rolloffle> if you say, "Use EMACS", I'll kill ye
<JesuitX> lol
<JesuitX> no
<JesuitX> its
<JesuitX> stop fucking using vim
<rolloffle> >:-(

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<rkz> .google miserable failure
<frogbot> Biography of President George W. Bush: http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html
<frogbot> Michael Moore.com: http://www.michaelmoore.com/
<frogbot> Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton: Online Office Welcome Page: http://clinton.senate.gov/
<rolloffle> there's a lot of competition for that role.
<rkz> blogwar

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<lysol_> i think i hate email now
<Geoffd1> Why?
<Geoffd1> People depend on it just enough to make it a perfect tool for making someone miserable
<rolloffle> hah
<lysol_> no, i think i'm just kind of sick of checking it
<lysol_> i like having hitler@gmail.com though
<bare> you got a gmail account?
<lysol_> very accidentally
<bare> haha
<bare> how?!
<lysol_> well
<lysol_> i own wilwheaton.org...
<bare> ...
<bare> and? That is a real shitty story lysol
<bare> :-\
<lysol_> they sent an invite to wil wheton
<lysol_> wheaton
<lysol_> but it never reached him

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<lysol_> someone on main street of this town has a wide open ap
<lysol_> and a default pw on the ap
<lysol_> wee
<@dj28> do some hax0ring from it
<@bare> Alert him of his open AP like a good neighbor and never think of it again
<@Desimat0r> hahah
<lysol_> HAHAHAHAAHAHHA very funny bare

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<l0de> What the christ?
<l0de> I got klined from efnet?
<l0de> Ha ha ha. Glined.
<l0de> I wasn't even trolling. At the time.

#6

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<Desimat0r> fucking dogs, trying to have a shit on the toilet, and they start barking
<Desimat0r> it jams you up
<Desimat0r> and it was like 3 of them
<Desimat0r> WHAT IS IT ABOUT FUCKING DOGS, I fucking hate them
<rolloffle> hmm
<Desimat0r> they should be exterminated
<penisbird> I like fucking dogs
<Desimat0r> worse than fucking jews
<Desimat0r> I was also looking forward to a little masturbation after the shit, no chance of that wit hthe dogs barking
<Desimat0r> fucking awesome, kids shouting outside.
<RMS> i live on the 5th floor
<RMS> if theres trouble down
<RMS> i just throw relatively safe shit down
<rolloffle> haha
<RMS> and let gravity do its job
<RMS> i hit this kid with a coin once
<RMS> on the head
<RMS> ugh
<RMS> that was scary
<Desimat0r> yeah, but then they might throw shit back up at you
<rolloffle> lol
<Desimat0r> and smash all your windows
<Desimat0r> or hold a lifetime grudge
<RMS> those 7 yearolds can throw 40 meters up
<Desimat0r> you walk out of your flat
<Desimat0r> and are beaten up

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<Geoffd1> holy shit, i'm geeking more drunk just sitting here... there's so much in my stomach
<Geoffd1> It takes a very large effort to type without typos. And a lot of backspacing.
<rolloffle> so I see.
<lysool> just give in man
<Geoffd1> sew eye sea!
<lysool> let's make a wager when geoff is passed out by
<Geoffd1> "sew eye sea!" said the blind needle as it was thrown into the ocean
<JesuitX> 7:30am PST
<JesuitX> its 7:15 now
<Geoffd1> i've never passed out, so don't bet conservatively
<lysool> HAHA
<Geoffd1> i've never passed out, so don't bet conservatively
<Geoffd1> i've never passed out, so don't bet conservatively
<rolloffle> hahahaha.
<JesuitX> ok
<JesuitX> 7:35
<rolloffle> LMAO
<Geoffd1> there you go
<rolloffle> 4pm BST.
<rolloffle> it's almost half past three now.
<Geoffd1> It's 10:17 by my clock
<lysool> it's only 9:18 here
<Geoffd1> HERE IS AN ENLIGHTENED CONVERSATION:
<Geoffd1> [10:12]
<Geoffd1> kekekeke
<Geoffd1> [10:16]
<Freshtone> keke?
<Geoffd1> [10:17]
<Geoffd1> 42jl;6
<Geoffd1> I got the hiccups

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<phru> whats the IRC for kicking?!
<rolloffle> /kick ?
<phru> oh oka

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<rolloffle> don't threaten me, vman! plz! I'm sorry!
<vDIZZILE> i have pictures of myself in a klan outfit
<vDIZZILE> i'll see if i can find them for u rolloffle :(
<rolloffle> link plz.
<bare> plz send
<bare> plz send
<vDIZZILE> scare the black back into u
<vDIZZILE> it was for a highschool project i gotta search around and see if i still have em
<vDIZZILE> we were making a anti-racism video and i was akkk guy :(
<vDIZZILE> i hit niggers in the head with 2x4's

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<dande> I'm new here, what's the actual /aim/ of this fine organization?
<rolloffle> trolling.
<dande> Fair enough. I do a bit of that anyway.
<dj28> the aim is to be gay niggers
<dande> What happens if you don't happen to be gay, or a n_gger?
<penisbird> nigger
<penisbird> is your i key broken?
<dj28> omg
<dande> yes _t _s
<penisbird> why?
<penisbird> how did you type if?

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* Zeikfried slowly sobers up
<Zeikfried> need some fucking vodka
<rolloffle> vodka sobers you up?
<Zeikfried> no, I need it to stop the sobriety

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<PoRfAaaAaA> fdx
<PoRfAaaAaA> axo que usava
<SAMSQUANTCH> PORFA SPEAK ENGLISH PLASE THIS IS AMERICA
<PoRfAaaAaA> AHHHAHAHA
<SAMSQUANTCH> 1) THIS IS THE OFFICIAL IRC CHANNEL FOR THE GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA
<SAMSQUANTCH> 2) EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE INTERNET IS AMERICAN SOIL
<SAMSQUANTCH> IN FACT, EVERY COMPUTER THAT IS CONNECTED SOME HOW TO THE INTERNET HAS A 4 FOOT RADIUS THAT IS A MINIATURE US EMBASSY

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<pally> does anyone know a good oper to tell that #politics is harboring people talking about murdering political figures?

#14

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<JesuitY> is there anyway i can flood irc and NOT be a nix faggot

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<r0bin> gonna go find me an oper to cyber

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<rolloffle> it's creepy the way all of the US seems to be counting down until when the olsen twins are "legal".
<rolloffle> 1. they already are legal.
<rolloffle> 2. they're not that attractive.
<rolloffle> 3. nobody cares, they're celebrity whores.
<Dessimat0r> yes
<rkz> yes
<penisbird> yep
<rkz> what are they going to do
<rkz> rape em when it reaches 0
<rolloffle> exactly.
<rkz> so the sentace is lighter
<rkz> not pedophilia
<rkz> just rape

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<h3n> you can get high from the niacin if you stuff enough bananas into your large intestine.
<h3n> knowing is half the battle

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<r0bin> For a moment, I wondered if abusing my children in this way, was moral, or how my wife really feels after years of me not wanting to perform our marital duties. As Ryan undid my trousers and pulled out my semi-erect penis, those thoughts vanished from my mind.
<h3n> spoiler alert

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<vSKIZZILE> u guys wanna hear something fucked up?
<vSKIZZILE> i was walking back from my last exam yesterday
<vSKIZZILE> and i got attacked by a fucking bird
<Dessimat0r> lol
<vSKIZZILE> like a fucking humming bird
<vSKIZZILE> i think it had a nest near by or wahtever
<vSKIZZILE> and i was walking to my car and all of a sudden i hear this SWOOP
<vSKIZZILE> then im all like WTF
<rolloffle> haha.
<vSKIZZILE> and i hear it again and soemthing starts clawing int omy skull
<vSKIZZILE> im like FUCK
<vSKIZZILE> and then i put my hood on and like book it
<Dessimat0r> lol
<vSKIZZILE> the fucking school is a fucking wildlife zone
<vSKIZZILE> they have fucking animals everywhere
<vSKIZZILE> fucking bird
<vSKIZZILE> shoulda grabbed it and snapped its neck off
<rolloffle> but you didn't, did you?
<vSKIZZILE> and then killed its bird babies
<vSKIZZILE> no, i ran like a little bitch :(

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<r0bin> roll
<rolloffle> r0bin: hi
<r0bin> the wilwheaton story i wrote turned me gay
<r0bin> irl.
<rolloffle> hahaha.
<r0bin> this isnt good.
<r0bin> can i sue wil for making me gay?

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<penisbird> I could eat mashed potatoes and gravy while looking at tubgirl.
<Zeikfried> fuck that, I ate a whole sunday roast looking at tubgirl
<h3n> fuck that, i actually blasted liquid feces out of my ass up in an arc and back down into my mouth while looking at tubgirl.
<h3n> and while watching a ditech.com commercial.

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<Ich> http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/elfbang.jpg
<rolloffle> "elfbang.jpg"
<Ich> yeah
<KiSSy> LOL I HAD TO CLICK IT
<h3n> it didn't get past my photoshopped elf sex irc firewall.
<Ich> too bad
<KiSSy> THAT'S THE MOST HOMOSEXUAL THING I'VE SEEN IN ABOUT
<KiSSy> FIVE MINUTES

#23

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Evolnet #gnaa

<rolloffle> my bot just said "a butt lmao" in 646 efnet channels

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<rolloffle> <CanOfSpam> If you hit my car I'd murder you.
<vSKIZZILE> OMG
<vSKIZZILE> THAT IS A TERRORIST THREAT
<vSKIZZILE> THAT IS A TERRORIST THREAT
<vSKIZZILE> HE IS A PAKI

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<h3n> DIKKY WHERE ARE YOU GOING LOL
<DiKKy> h3n: IM GOING TO SHOOT WITH MY COOL AIRSOFT GUN LOL
<h3n> dikky: do you live in a horrible place where real guns are outlawed?
<DiKKy> UH
<DiKKy> ALMOST
<DiKKy> LOL
<DiKKy> IT WOULD BE .. NOT GOOD TO SHOOT OTHER PEOPLE WITH REAL GUN
<DiKKy> BECAUSE
<DiKKy> THEN WE COULDNT PLAY THAT OFTEN

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<h3n> pi: i've been sitting here in front of my computer running a ruby program waiting 15 minutes for it to complete a sort
<rolloffle> h3n: python is slow, you should use C
<rolloffle> failing that, assembler.
<penisbird> or PERL
<rolloffle> RUBY > PERL
<rolloffle> OH WAIT IN PERL THAT'S THE WRONG OPERATOR

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<Pi> who wants to know my dad's definition of "party"
<rolloffle> Pi: ooh me me me
<Pi> "yardwork"
<Pi> my baby brother is going to be so fucked up when he grows up

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<KiSSy> Zyvox, $100 per tablet
<KiSSy> NICE
<KiSSy> they're slowly getting rid of poor people
<KiSSy> 80,000 people die a year of hospital induced infections
<KiSSy> that's hardcore
<KiSSy> who'd have thought that hospitals would eventually cause the death of everyone
<KiSSy> super infection breeding ground
<KiSSy> only the baddest of the bad bacteria and germs kick it there

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<g0sp-hell> I'm watching my ex-girlfriend struggle with comprehending my megahal that I have set up to respond to all instant messages from her.

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<lysol> 18:11 ee mode/#freebsdhelp [+b *!*@*:*:*:*] by roddie
<lysol> lol
<lysol> DEATH TO THE ZIONIST IPV6

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<timecop> -!- mode/#politics [+b *!*@producto-valvo.com] by coppertop, traveller, starly
<timecop> LAWLZ
<timecop> 3 bans at once
<timecop> hardcore

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<Dessimat0r> i can help with the log making
<Dessimat0r> if you want
<Dessimat0r> I can make up some really sick shit.
<rolloffle> hahahaha, Dessimat0r, we know.
<qat> lol...
<Dessimat0r> <Pickle> do you have any pictures of dead babies
<Dessimat0r> <Pickle> or live ones, but dead preferred
<Dessimat0r> <Pickle> any children under 10 will do as well
<Dessimat0r> <Pickle> turns me on so well
<Dessimat0r> haha
<Dessimat0r> <Pickle> can u send me the dead babies using royal mail
<rolloffle> LOL
<Dessimat0r> LOL
<rolloffle> he's canadian ;-)
<Dessimat0r> ah
<Dessimat0r> <Pickle> can u send me the dead babies using fedex
<rolloffle> lol
<Dessimat0r> <Pickle> i will pay for the postage, but only up to like £15
<Dessimat0r> <Pickle> i will pay for the postage, but only up to like $15
<Dessimat0r> haha
<Dessimat0r> <Pickle> make sure there is an air freshner in there too, or the package will start to smell of rotting flesh

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<rolloffle> "When the GNAA saw the breadth of their domain, they wept for there were no more worlds to conquer."
<vSKIZZILE> WTF DOES BREADTH MEAN
<Rucas> www.iamafuckingidiotandineedadictionary.com
<vSKIZZILE> LOL
<vSKIZZILE> 4REALNIG?
<Rucas> yeah why not

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<Dessimat0r> your science is bullshit
<Dessimat0r> Star Trek is REAL science
<Dessimat0r> your science is bullshit
<Dessimat0r> Star Trek is REAL science

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<Dessimat0r> k
<Dessimat0r> I'm going to undernet
<Dessimat0r> the offical hax0r net

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--- Pi sets mode +m #GNAA
<Pi> TAKEOVER
<Pi> UR ALL TEH SUX
--- KiSSy is now known as CANNOT_CHAT
<Pi> NO SHIT YOU CAN'T CHAT
<Pi> I FUCKING MODRATED THE CHANNEL
<Pi> BITCHES

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<rolloffle> bare is like an abusive partner to me
<bare> rolloffle, I DONT ABUSE YOU!!!! YOU FUCKING TWAT YOU FELL DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS BITCH! THOSE FUCKING BRUISES ARENT FROM ME
<bare> <3

#38

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Evolnet #cockes

<lysol> anyone got a good nonviolent use for a 233mhz machine?
<penisbird> doorstop
<Geoffd1> dedicated ping flood server

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<kittense> that reminds me, after i donated blood last week i went in the restroom and whacked it.
<kittense> man that was a nice orgasm
<kittense> all lightheaded and shit

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<bare> I was in my dads room and I saw he wrote on his calendar "Inflamed painful hemmerhoid today"
<bare> I got a hardon

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<h3n> basically what we found in the megahal training is that its default brains made it seem pretty intelligent, and when we trained it with a years worth of irc logs, it got less coherent.

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<rolloffle> bare: #itl is nothing but koran spamming, surely?
<bare> rolloffle, no
<bare> 70% is actual talking
<bare> 30% is koran spamming

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<lysol> hmm
<lysol> I think I was coding high
<lysol> addslashes(stripslashes($title))

#44

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<ANNOUNCEMENT> penisbird do you eat penisworms
<penisbird> YES

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<AlexDeLarge> dude there was a legal battle over dustindiamond.com ?
<lysol> yes
<penisbird> just an arbitration
<AlexDeLarge> who won?
<penisbird> Max
<AlexDeLarge> LOL
<AlexDeLarge> OWNED
<AlexDeLarge> FUCK YOU SCREECH

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<ZeRo^CoOl> THIS FRENCH GUY IS PRETTY DUMB THOUGH HE CANT COMPREHEND STRCMP()

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<ZeRo^CoOl> ITS A CELERON GET OVER IT
<l0de> Zero- it's a machine I can use.
<l0de> And I'm going to fix it, or kill like 10000000 niggers trying.
<ZeRo^CoOl> ILL GIVE YOU A CELERON IF YOU COME PICK IT UP YOU FUCKING BABY
<l0de> Zero- I'll pay you to ship it.
<ZeRo^CoOl> NO THATS TOO MUCH WORK
<ZeRo^CoOl> I HAVE TO GET A BOX AND STAMPS AND STUFF
<l0de> Zero, just take it to fedex and be like "box this nigga"
<ZeRo^CoOl> THAT WOULD REQUIRE GETTING UP AND GOING OVER THERE
<ZeRo^CoOl> WHEREAS YOU COMING TO ME IS SO MUCH EASIER
<l0de> zero- yeah, you live fucking 3000 miles away.
<ZeRo^CoOl> SO YOU CAN COME HERE ON THE WAY TO PLUTONS HOUSE
<l0de> Zero, you're NOT ON THE WAY TO PLUTONS HOUSE
<l0de> PLUTON LIVES IN NY
<ZeRo^CoOl> SO THATS CLOSE STUPID
<l0de> ZERO- YOU LIVE ON THE OTHER FUCKING SIDE OF THE CONTINENT!
<ZeRo^CoOl> LOOK AT A MAP YOU IDIOT NEW YORK ONLY LIKE 5 INCHES AWAY

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<rolloffle> MY FAVOURITE QUOTE OF THE DAY:
<rolloffle> <h3n> basically what we found in the megahal training is that its default brains made it seem pretty intelligent, and when we trained it with a years worth of irc logs, it got less coherent.
<h3n> well, i go off on 20-minute lunatic rants in there.
<h3n> etc
<h3n> also i guess it seems kind of schizophrenic because i'm dumping stuff about fortran and ipf configs and scheme code and blah blah blah
<h3n> and we're all deliberately being ungrammatical and stuff.
<h3n> train it with "YohZ foE ShIEzzY muH niGGAz LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL" and no surprise it turns out like crap
<h3n> oh, i probably dumped a lot of text from those xanga pages you find when you search for "oso lidat".
<h3n> that wasn't good for it either

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<l0de> It would be funny if they taught BSD in kindergarden.
<l0de> BSD time right after BSDM time, right after naptime.

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<Zeikfried> I destroyed the official forum of the UK Sci-Fi channel single handedly a few months back , and my ISP still didn't give a shit

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